Over the last year the popularity of the name Karen has plummeted, Porta Potties are in short supply and the Secret Service is expected to shell out more than $34,000 on portable toilets for Trump while he spends the summer in New Jersey, Trump’s blog page on his own website has been permanently shut down, Amazon announced their support for a federal bill that would decriminalize cannabis and Jimmy checks in with Alexa about it, an invisible sculpture sells for $18K, we are learning a lot about Trump’s response to Coronavirus thanks to 866 pages of Dr. Fauci’s emails being released, and we take a look back at the ghosts of pandemic past in a new edition of “This Week in COVID History.”
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ReplyLove you Jimmy!!
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ReplyI myself would NEVER do a blog nope. Wouldn’t see the return of the initial investhement nor the profits Or royalties.
ReplyNothing here is as funny as the butthurt followers of Rand Paul and the former guy. They seem especially worked up and off their feed. : )
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ReplyHummers fowl cheers gust wings hurl a set feathers on that Wang as stones fullers big gold gum. A dusted sheet fears some grass bang beefs abort Chicago Steelers glow plug peas I’m hungry con.gubguh
ReplyJimmy’s This Day In Covid History should be required viewing for high school history classes, especially with Trump holding the bible upside down. It sends a strong message about enforcing the separation of Church and State.
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ReplyAre you too weak to truly discuss the truth of Fauci’s lies as they are coming to light? Doesn’t fit your narrative Jimmy??? Sorry you are not able to think and seek the truth for yourself as you are a puppet….
ReplyI’m a patient for MMJ so that I stop forgetting things, conversely, but I guess that’s why I’m a patient and not a neurotypical person on mj… it’s for a disability:-p
ReplyYeah, his 30 day Free Trial has expired
ReplySo here’s the irony, all Karens are experiencing now what it means being a refugee/ minority… Cause only because some crazy stupid ones are making noise like thousands, all of the Karens are now being framed for their behavior. Ok… If you were trying to tell them that, probably they won’t get it. But the “good ones” and their friends will… May, someone shares this idea
ReplyNot funny at all !
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Replygod knows a bad apple when she sees it. lock him up; lol.
ReplyWow so the top shelf dipshit decided to talk about somthing real
ReplyMy name must be pretty unpopular in the US. I’ve only met two other people named ‘Mauricio’ in my my travels. I love it!
ReplyGuillermo is an *awesome* name. That decline makes no sense!
ReplyMore so since the celebrity with the show is such a great guy.
Bring the name back! I can’t help, so, we’re counting on the rest of the US of America!
I’m too old to make any more little Guillermos. Let alone dozens of them. Wah
Rise up JK & G fans! Make Guillermo Great Again! MGGA!!!!!
As an Aussie I’m amazed that those who supposedly hated Trump and couldn’t wait to see the back of him, refuse to let him go out if their lives.
It’s also telling that you have perfect comedic fodder with rambling Joe but tip toe around him. Perhaps it’s pity for the man and his cognitive issues.
Replyand so it begins…the main stream media’s blind defense of Fauci….the man knew it was leaked all along.
ReplyWhy doesn’t the “billionaire” just build more bathrooms?
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ReplyIf you search portable small tool on Google trump pops up
ReplyIf you’re gonna tell people the truth make them laugh.
ReplyI will pay twice the amount for the invisible sculpture! With invisible money.
ReplyFauci expression was good, “What?”
ReplyThe Alexa bit actually contains an interesting question: How does cannabis use affect worker productivity? Honest question.
Meanwhile, would you like to hear a jam band?
ReplyI hope the writers of the show don’t make too much money. All they have to do is Google Donald Trump and they have their material.
ReplyAww I thought they were going to talk about that other fauci email about the masks not really being effective 🙁
ReplyWelp,, at least someone figured out Kimmel’s first name…
ReplyNo, no one saw the smoke hose.
ReplyMy Alexa is going crazy right now lol
ReplyStill talking about Trump
ReplyThey gave laura “ingrown” too much credit!
ReplyTrump’s blog has crashed because none of his fans can read more than 140 characters at a time.
ReplyGood news |Trump Quits His Blog|
ReplyPoor Mr Fauci are you serious? This “doctor” lied straight to your faces multiple times. A lie is wrong that doesn’t only apply to Trump. Also show some footage of the peaceful still on going BLM protests. I just can’t believe people are this oblivious. Can’t you leftists shows just admit that not only trump did something wrong? What’s with alle Biden promises that got instantly annihilated when he was elected? I don’t really care if you want to get spit in your faces by democrats you have to right to choose so. I as a European just sit back and enjoy. Thanks your hypocrisy is funnier than all the “bad” things trump did.
ReplyHow many people with my name, I am the most infamous person in the whole multiverse.
ReplyFauci should be fired
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ReplyBlog down? More like and should be blob down….
ReplyAfter the Damon joke, the audience participated in what I can only call a weird cult clap.
ReplyWHY DIDN’T JIMMY MENTION FAUCI’S LIES IN HIS EMAILS!!???
ReplyI love the “This Week in Covid History” bit. Video-documented proof of what a complete idiot and scammer Trump was.
ReplyI think Ms. Beck was suggesting cutting up the dog collars to use them as face shields. It is to keep spittle and other fluids from flying in the face of health-care workers.
ReplyFauci lied, had emails with china protecting and covering for them but u all still on trumps sack lol.
ReplyA new Orange Man Bad joke. When will we hear some original humorous jokes?
ReplyShut up Jimmy.
ReplyWho benefited from Covid?: CCP, Biden and Democrats, big tech, main stream media, pharmaceutical companies and ESG guys. Very simple. Interestingly Bill Gates the vaccine guy was cancelled because he became useless. I really wonder why.
ReplyWhat a sick human
ReplyRudy, Lauren, Marjorie, and Matt are gonna drop as well.
ReplyAnother trump business closes shop, keeping his record of failure intact
Replyas a blaque woman, i support Karens. hating them is the same as hating any other group just for living.
ReplyCoronavirus was manufactured in a Wuhan lab, read those emails!
ReplyTrump Blog – Wrong Media Strategy!
ReplyTrump supporters can’t read.
They must be fed via audio or video.
They only know how to turn on one TV channel.
Can wait to see you all laughing when President Trump comes back into office cause he won!
ReplyOh how the tables have turned…
ReplyLove how burning a mask is a big patriotic stand. That guy looked like such a repugnant child. What a big boy!
ReplyThat audience is hyper laughing at everything he says…what’s up with that?
ReplyAgreed. She’s (Ingraham) BEYOND horrible and BEYOND wrong. She’s just a deplorable Fox troll.
ReplyShut up Kimmel!!!
ReplyIt was probably costing him money and they would not take his check , bad pay Trump
ReplyThat buyer has reported the statue stolen to his insurance. Police are looking for it.
ReplyI had a friend named Karen, she was a witch.
ReplyRumor has it Trump’s blog or more correctly, “blag” was shut down because it had so low visitor numbers and he couldn’t take the hit on his ego. What a LOSER.
Reply6:39 And my BFA just committed suicide
ReplyAmazon is only interested in all the money he’ll make from delivering cannabis.
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ReplyMan I remember when I use to watch this clown every night.
ReplyDog had his blog longer than the clown did
ReplyParents are too busy naming their children after license plates now.
ReplyWhy did the chicken cross the road
Replysoooooso sorry to hear that your name is Karen . most karen’s we have seen at Walmart are not that good. really bad bad awfully bad people. you know your skin color right ? sad.
ReplyThis guys about as funny as Carrot Top was… Seriously, they have to add clapping and laugh tracks just to make it seem people enjoy him.
ReplyOh no, Jimmy! I clicked the subscribe button so that you could eat your cookie, and now I am unsubscribed!
Replywho’s watching his show? A total BS!!
ReplyJimmy, we love you, keep your positivity.
ReplyJimmy, I know how fond you are about dildo’s. Please encourage EVERYONE to send actual dildo’s to Mar-a-Lago to the Desk of Donald Trump.
ReplyThe absolute tyranny our tax dollars pay for is unacceptable…
ReplyTHC is medicinal and most people need it to cope with the corrupt crooked country we are currently dealing with. We’re coming together and we’re not going to take it anymore.
ReplyWhat? No jokes on Joe Biden? The guy is a living joke, but let us ignore the senile fraud in the White House.
Replyimagine talking about Fauci’s emails and not talking about how he belongs in prison. i remember when Jimmy was actually funny. That day has passed.
ReplyIt’s truly surprising if that 99% traffic drop is accurate! I mean, you know how sycophants and cults are, they don’t stop til the mass suicide or FBI raid. Makes me wonder if there weren’t actually tens of millions of fraudulent ballots…from Russians!!! Quick, test for vodka stains!!!
ReplyForget all the talk Jimmy, I mostly watch your videos because of your suits bro.
ReplyKaren was a popular girl’s name in the fifties, just behind Kathy, Linda, and Pam
ReplyThe salt must flow…
ReplyI love being a Karen, we come in handy ..
ReplySpending the summer in NJ? Please no, stay holed up in FL.
Replyremember Megan..
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SHAMELESS! ignoring the fact that Fauci’s emails reveal the fact that he funded the Wuhan lab with our taxpayers money, to engineer and weaponize the COVID-19 virus, which was then let loose so that he can profit billions with the vaccine, which he owns the patents for.
ReplyShame on you Jimmy Kimmel!
ReplyPlease be nicer to Gerimo.
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