Today Donald Trump is calling for a space military. Tomorrow he’ll be calling for a space military parade.
Oh shit. someone Call the makers of Call of Duty. we need their expertise on “Advanced Warfare” to give to Trump.
Way to spoil the subtitle of episode 9
How lucky for Chump……..bone-spurs wouldn’t cut it as an excuse not to serve in zero gravity, would it?
The first thing that comes to mind when you say Space Wall is a Dyson Sphere. A hypothetical construct that would surround a star and utilize 100% of it’s energy to power a civilization.
Even a star however has limited power.
What I propose is a similar device that will surround Trump and somehow harness his _limitless_ stupidity. It needs to be put to good use.
Didn’t The Muppet Show predict this years ago? With Chump as their commander, it most certainly would be “Pigs…..In…..S-P-A-A-A-A-C-C-E-E!!”
That’s not the moon!
A lot of people don’t know that the Earth is a planet surrounded by space, big space, space space! JOBS! — Donald Trump
Oh goodie. The epilogue episode that was created with the money cut from underperforming schools.
No one wanted this.
I would like to make a request on behalf of all residents of Earth. Please inform the President of the USA that just because it was seen on TV doesn’t make it true. If you say it on TV Trump might believe you. While you’re at it, remind him of the importance of birth control for all people with Trump DNA. We have enough birth defects in the world without Trump DNA becoming the one that ends the human race. If that happens, we’ll never get to fight in space.
Trump would TOTALLY build a Death Star!
Why did my brain start hurting as soon as Donald Trump started talking??
Cadet Bonespurs of the US Space Force, sounds about right, hahahaha!
Jesus man, I bet there will be people out there who think Trump accidentally confirmed the existence of aliens by proposing a space military.
For the record, space military’s are overrated, space pirates / bounty hunters are where it’s at.
Let’s spend trillions of dollars on a Space Force to fight who ?. There’s no one there. And this while our sick , poor and elderly struggle to survive from one day to the next due to extreme poverty . Really Donald ?.
What a surprise, he knows nothing about decades old treaties in place which we are a signatory. Decades old treaties we learned about in middle school, not to militarize space, you know, because then everyone would just shoot each others satellites down. Severely hindering our advancement, gps, communications , study of the universe, that kind of thing. https://www.state.gov/t/isn/5181.htm
Hold on, so Trump isn’t a flat earther? Trump seems like the kind of guy who would reject science, thinks the earth is flat and going to the moon was a hoax. Well that’s news to me.
This must have been recorded before Stephen Hawking died tonight. 🙁 Condolences to his loved ones. He’ll be missed. ETA: Great news, though. Conor Lamb won the PA special election. One more RapePublicKKKlan, out the door! (so we can stay on the planet after all!)
Mars has no air, no water and no food. Somebody please tell Donald we really need to look after the planet we have.
If Hillary had won the world would be a much better place. Since tRump loves chaos the world is on edge. And it doesn’t help that there are a couple of other world leaders who also love choas.
Dark Helmet: No-no-no, light speed is too slow! Dark Helmet: Yes, we’re gonna have to go right to… Ludicrous speed! Colonel Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?!
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