All the news and jokes you missed from the week of April 19.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
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All the news and jokes you missed from the week of April 19.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
Get more Late Night with Seth Meyers: http://www.nbc.com/late-night-with-seth-meyers/
I FKING LOVE SCOLLINS
ReplyOh Lord….I remember “Square Pegs” (the theme tune in particular)….. #notproud
Replya cousin made werirdo for that position? Ask Nike about it, i don’t care. phewww…
ReplyWho keeps voting for Nancy Pelosi?!?!?! I wanna know!!!!
ReplyWhy isn’t Tucker Carlson being sued for defamation?
ReplyThat was one of the better monologues Seth had done.
ReplyMaybe because REPUKES just hand him good material.or maybe because i see a setting of the vivid 19 pandemic.
Please read this carefully ;
Every one of us has sinned against God. We’ve lied, we’ve stolen, we’ve sinned sexually, and we’ve taken His name in vain; which makes us liars, thieves, fornicators and blasphemers … Yet this is only four of our many transgressions .
The problem is, we can never ‘outweigh’ our sin with good works because God is perfect in Holiness, meaning his standard is beyond our reach. He is also perfect in Justice, meaning, he will bring EVERY sin to light. The punishment for our sin is death, and Hell; a place of Eternal Fire, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth .
Fortunately God is also perfect in Love, so 2000 years ago, Jesus Christ left his throne in heaven and came to this earth. While here, he lived a perfectly righteous life, only to take the punishment that We deserved; Our sinless creator became Our sin, and endured a gruesome death on a cross for our sake .
Right before he died, he said ‘it is finished’ .. meaning, the debt for our sins has been paid in full. And on the third day, he defeated death and rose from the grave. So now, we can go free from the wrath of God’s judgement not by earning it, but rather, as a free gift of grace ..
Except gifts can be either accepted or rejected. So this is what you must do in response ;
Humbly admit to God that you have sinned against him. Then, confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord, Your savior, and the ruler of your life from this moment forward ( Romans 10:9 ) .
Do these things, and you will be saved .
If you do so sincerely, God will grant you a new heart which no longer finds comfort in sin, but instead desires to read and obey his word. He will also grant you Eternal life in his presence; The greatest pleasure on earth doesn’t even come close to what God is preparing for believers in the afterlife .
You’ve been informed ; Now the choice is yours. What you do with this information will determine where you will be for ETERNITY.. Meaning, this is the single most critical decision you will EVER make; And all of us here, whether believer or atheist, know deep down that every last word here is true .
Jesus Christ awaits YOU this very moment. Do not put off surrendering your life to him, because your tomorrow isn’t guaranteed… and as it is written ( Hebrews 9 : 27 );
‘It is appointed unto man ONCE to die, but after this, THE JUDGMENT’.
ReplyGenuinely funny stuff
ReplySeth ,your not funny
ReplyThis how late night shows should be. It’s cool to hear the crew laugh. Everyone’s laughing and having a good time, it doesn’t feel forced…
ReplyJust got my 1st vaccine shot! Why the hell do all Presidents luv golf
ReplyHai early gang
ReplySeth, regarding the taste of lima beans, just how many butts have you actually tasted to make that comparison?
ReplyThere was a perfectly good NetZero joke in there… Ya missed it.
SCOLLINS!! Still ruining days… Well done!
Award for the world’s best “oh boy”
Replydoes anybody else love Seths french accent 😂😂
ReplyGates is innocent but Al Franken wasn’t ,that makes me mad 😠
ReplyThis is a repost…
Replygerbeling data?
ReplyYou are becoming my new john stewart. Keep it up!
ReplyThe only time Comrad Trump admits that Biden is the president is when he has a petty complaint about Biden playing golf, when by this time during Trump’s Oligarchy attempt he had played over 20 games of golf compared to Bidens 1st.
Reply…. look…. was The Looney Toons NOT meant for kids? … it WAS, WASN’T it? what was that lil line at the end? “bdat dadat badat ba dats all FOLKS”… & there’s the whole thing with gangs (like Folk up 🔱) … they KNOW what “folks” means… they KNOW…
ReplyQ.O.P DUMPY IS KISSING POTUS ASS . 😁😁😁😁
ReplySeth Meyers trump vs Biden praise my pillow McDonald burger fresh fries drink cookies
ReplyLima beans, haha. We used to call them motherfuckers
ReplyYer
ReplyTrashing Nancy ?……
That was low seth
ReplySo I pretty much equated pelosi w Carlson…ouch.
ReplyThe mayonnaise joke was solid. ✊🏻
ReplyOh la la thats a bad French accent. Love u Seth
ReplyMajorie Taylor Green looks like a man…
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ReplyLol….lol!!!!
ReplyThe green new deal for housing should keep Fox news busy until Daniel tiger comes out as non-binary. You KNOW that’s absolutely plausible.
ReplyHaha just jamming verbally
Reply4:30 can’t find the other episode but there’s like 3 minutes of recycled material here
ReplyMTG looks like shes taking steroids.
ReplyThis dude isnt funny, david spade wanna be
ReplyBiden played golf and found Trump’s health Care plan buried in a sandtrap.
ReplyA warning from Pelton,spend your $2000 on something that actually takes you somewhere,and more exciting than a treadmill.
ReplyLoving the pizza gaetes stories😂😂😂😂😂
ReplySquare Pegs???? Wow. Reaching there with the obscure references! Gross me out!
ReplyI don’t think that George Floyd actually was intending to sacrifice his life for the cause. That sacrifice was forced upon him, quite literally…
ReplyHey Vermont! Its called a “rake”. Look into it!
ReplyI’ve mishashtagged. Is that a word? It appears it’s not. Oops. #fat wolverine wasn’t quite accurate for Ted. # grotesque wolverine. There you go!!!
ReplyHugs
ReplyI’ve always thought it, am going to finally say it:
ReplyIn nearly every single picture Gaetz looks like there’s invisible horns protruding from either side of his forehead like some sort of semi-demon.
If you are buying exercise machine for gift, just say gift is you’ll be using it.
ReplyLate Night shows, thank you for making me to continue to laugh.
ReplyBTS Appreciation Day is everyday! 💜
Replythe joke should have been “… unlike the last administration who was just a paid family, we wanted to leave.” . just saying!
ReplyI think its funny that his dog bits people.
ReplyYou are so funny Seth. I like your weekly (by each day) monologue. All neat and tidy and informative.
ReplyI hate soccer… but I laughed at that joke. Pay that writer double.
Replyi sent my mom a video of the “transfer money to your daughter’s account day” part
Replyi was already thinking you’d hate the song before he said it. on our grade 8 quebec trip, my friends and i used the song ‘glad you came’ as our alarm every day at like 6 am, we would snooze it too, it became kind of annoying but kind of funny every time it played
ReplyJust tired of all the inside jokes.
ReplySeth, yer outta touch with the youths, zoomers and zoomers adjacent LOVE the word folks.
ReplyI like lima beans.
ReplyFlub U .
ReplySoccer flop not a flub ..
ReplySeth Meyer’s head is so big he pays New York real estate tax on it.
ReplySo Seth’s French accent is almost the same as his Russian accent.
ReplyStay safe and we love you!
ReplyEvery day is BTS appreciation day 😂
ReplyI miss Earth Day I am going to make sure to visit Earth next Earth Day.
ReplyTANKS for nothin… I almost died.
ReplyI like that we have met the writers and others on the crew.
ReplySquare Pegs!
ReplyAnd Seth doesn’t have an iPhone?
ReplyI just want everyone to know that I understood that soccer joke..😂
ReplySquare pegs! Lol
Replystop adding her middle name
ReplyI know that Pelosi is out of touch and clueless about today’s world, but holy hell I can NOT believe she said that. It isn’t like Mr. Floyd went out of his way to be killed for the betterment of Humanity. George Floyd was murdered in cold blood by out of control thugs who hide behind their badges, while they claim to be protecting us. At this point, Nancy Pelosi should retire, and let some new blood take over. What she said about George Floyd was borderline brain dead, and highlights just how out of touch Pelosi is.
ReplyAre you people really Giotto put that unknown substance into your children’s bodies???
ReplyDear god please see don’t
Damn spellcheck, do not violate your children’s bodies, they have enough strange vaccines in their bodies already
ReplyThis guy is loosing it. He isn’t funny and needs new writers!
ReplyMark Zucklehead.
Replya year old phone? more like half a year old phone.
ReplyDoes anyone else feels like this show is the best thing that came out of this unending pandemic
KM Hemmans The Youtuber
ReplyHe’s right about MyPillow. I got one of them for my mum a few years ago, and it’s useless.
ReplyMajor whenever someone walks in
“You smell a little Sus friend!!! I FINDZ ZE IMPOSTER!”
*Agent screams in trump. YA CAUGHT ME IT WAS ME PRETENDING TO BE A SECRET AGENT! MEEEELLLLL!”
ReplyJust not funny – is the crew drunk? Why are they laughing?
ReplyThanks for making my week!
ReplyHow can every joke not be funny?
ReplyHi Seth….as a non- American I have to say I miss the old days when you guys were raking forest floors to prevent wildfires…..no unemployment-the forests are quite vast on your continent….I just wondered what you did with the dry “rakeage”….I suppose everyone would have to burn his own heap of dry leaves etc. (lol)…
ReplyThat Mayo burn was very clever.
Replyquiet Bernie is the isht
Replyi don’t care what the former president thinks
ReplyPeople are so stupid…. edibles are pretty hard to deal with if you overdo it. And they hit your body harder and can last much longer. (…but I don’t like smoke and I love cake and gummy bears!)
ReplySeth.. how can u be good at impressions but so bad at accents?.. that French one sounded more like Borat
ReplyThanks for not mumbling!
ReplyI wish Seth would stop giving free publicity to Sinema.
ReplyThe headshot was obviously staged, part of her marketing strategy.
Her goal is to get media to look and criticize her, then liberals in the public would comment, which would give her street cred among the conservatives.
Unfortunately. Many voters do not read beyond the healines. A ‘bad’ reputation would make her stand out on a crowded field.
The only way media can stop losers from gaining office is not to give them free publicity.
BTS appreciation day 😂😂💜💜
ReplyEvery time Seth congratulates his jokes or the jokes of his staff, you should turn it off. Until he stops. It is what made his tenure on SNL SO BAD.
ReplyPlease stop the creepy background laughing.!!!
Reply@3:53 low key looks like the a news headline you’d see during a purge film…
ReplyFunny Funny Funny…
ReplyNice try with the French joke, Seth, but you pronounced the H. 🤦🏼♂️
ReplyMan he is getting stale
ReplyWeak!
ReplyDid Biden play putt putt. Golf.
ReplyFunny Seth ,..Thanks heaps…
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說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候
I finally switched from iPhone to Pixel. It’s a pain getting used to a new os, but I can’t justify the price difference and planned obsolescence.
ReplyIt’s not just donuts! I can get free weed too!
ReplyWhy has who wrote the joke become part of the bit? What makes you think your audience cares? Or has your audience shrunk to family and friends of the joke writers? And just when I thought I could return because the captain bit is gone. Oh well…Bye.
ReplyThe iPhone bit was funny but then here we go back to the list of joke writers. STOP IT.
ReplyWhy does you Put!n should Italian?
ReplyOf cos fox news will say that because Trump Controls them. Trump golfs the Most than any President & Everyone knows that even The World knows .
ReplyShameful !!
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ReplyDRAMAFEVER APPRECIATION DAY
ReplyYou used to be funny
ReplyHe has an alternative motive if he complimenting anyone .. scary 45 is scary
ReplyFOX is great ! and OAN and News MAX wake up people. Truth Always wins!!! Have Americans lost there common since? If masks worked so well why did so many people get sick? And DIE ? Do not live in fear. God has your back.
Replylol the closed captions say “Danier”
ReplyThank you for saying something about Pelosi. She needs to stop running. She wont let anyone debate her, and she has a sham election by not letting constituents see how bad she is compared to her opponents. Go watch Irami Osei-Frimpong’s video on Sham Elections.
ReplyAs a Scranton resident, that made me laugh!!
ReplyGaetz, that is he.
ReplyTrumpster also told his MOB his BIG LIE !!!
Replymarxist blm leader buys 5th house in a white neighborhood. hah!.. 🤭
ReplyHis Bernie impression is pretty underrated
ReplySkolins with the win again!!!! 😂😂
ReplyI can see Biden playing Golf with Donald Trump saying: “We really put one over the American working class didn’t we— fore!!!!!!!!!!!”
Reply“Buses headed for Scranton travel in pairs . . .”
ReplySinema is a terrible person! The nerve on her to call people sexist for criticizing her “NO” VOTE for MINIMUM WAGE!
ReplyAlthough I applaud Greta T on her work for planet Earth… that picture of her really looks like a Magritte painting of a giant green apple in a little room.
ReplyThere is probably one of a giant rose in a room as well.
ReplyHey, Mayonaise can’t help that its white. If they dyed it black or green or purple would people accept it more? Poor Mayo.
ReplyI wish I could challenge Putin to an arm wrestle. For funzies.
ReplyLet’s see what Fox and republicans have to say now after seeing Biden playing golf.
ReplySo we are slowly turning Sex dolls into West World. What next, Fleshlights into actual flashlights but say things like “I still can’t see it, how small is it? Yeesh!”
ReplyDarnell Tiger
Replydamn it seth, you can’t just stop on something as disturbing as making plastic into meat without any details.
ReplySeth has never been the same since COVID restrictions. He and Stephen Colbert are useless without a real audience.
ReplyRemoving such a small force from Afganistan is equivalent to withdrawing troops that protected Kurds from Syria. A betrayal of allies who fight for us so we don’t have to. Unless we don’t care about peace in the world. And good for Vermont.
ReplyJust a paid family lol
ReplyIt’s the pillow man! Hey, Mr. Pillow Man!
ReplyI dont get it Seth, are you defending staying in forever wars now?
ReplyI haven’t had an iPhone or Apple product ever since they had a rash of suicides & had to install suicide nets around the factory & dorm rooms of the workers. No product is worth that.
ReplyI’ve been waiting for a purple iPhone for ages. Apple owes Seth commission
ReplyNice job Seth..its like a Closer Look only 4 days long worth of goodness.
ReplyHow many children did u have for dinner today seth?
ReplyDO YOU REALLY THINK THAT TRUMP FROM OLYMPIA TRUMPING ACTUALLY IS SAYING SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT PRESIDENT BIDEN HE’S UP TO HIS SCHEMES SOMETHING’S BEHIND IT
ReplyDamn you Scollins.
Reply🤣🤣🤣 its mayonnaise
ReplyI appreciated the soccer (football) joke 🤣
ReplyUm, Seth…FOLKS is obviously an acronym for Friends Of Lisa Kudrow Smarts. (Very unironically.)
ReplySeth does a great Bernie impersonation.
ReplyI don’t like the Major jokes..
ReplySeth does THE BEST impression of Bernie.
ReplySideman is the Dem MTG!
ReplyI have gotta say Seth and his team looks
Replylike they are having so much fun it adds more humor for the audience making it a joy to watch thanks to all of them.
Damn, Seth and his writers need to wrap it up and give up. I think COVID and 2020 killed their wit and humor. Just dry and bore. At least they’re “woke”? Like watching the news, all talk shows, showcasing the same recycled news and the same jokes. I need late night stimulation other than repeats from all the big names. Just sad. Nothing new
ReplyWithout a proper laugh track, it’s hard to know when you’re supposed to laugh with this guy.
ReplyIs it just me or am I the only one that didn’t laugh, not a single chuckle. Yawn
Replyhow do I send a correction? you got the Super League wrong Seth!
ReplyPedophile ring by the elite, gross me out I hate them all ! Yes, trump, clinton, maxwell, epstein., nolan, who else?
ReplyThe way she said it is bad. But he was a sacrifice!
ReplyThat WSKKKNAZIE cop did a ritual sacrifice of a Black man’s life to prop up his ego!
“You taste like ass, good sir” hahhahahs
ReplyDude seth meyers just isn’t funny to me
ReplyBiden weakness in foreign policy:
Reply– After Biden administration to award Palestinians $200 Million, Islamist Jihadi group launched 38 rockets from Gaza into Israel over 48 hours (April 23-24)!
-Biden decided to move the US army from Afghanistan and Iraq and give control of the region to radical groups of Taliban, ISIS and Iran militia groups!
– Rockets strike Iraqi bases hosting American fired by Iran regime-backed militia groups in Iraq just last week.
– The Biden administration got advised from China and Russia to lift sanctions and give Billions of $ to the Iran corrupted regime to buy more rockets!
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ReplyYou kind of talk a lot about an ex president. you also forgot you to say that Biden put troops in Syria. That going to be our next 20 years war? He could be just moving the troops from Afghanistan to Syria.
ReplyLove Seth!!!
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ReplyBiden’s handicap is less than Trump’s too.
ReplyAren’t jokes suppose to be funny?
ReplyI swear if we no longer get these self aware dialogs when there’s an audience again i’m going to be saaad, it totally enhances the show
ReplyFantastic monolog
Replyyes, Nancy, let’s pretend like we did, then don’t.
ReplyDid not appreciate the crappy joke about soccer
Reply12 Clubs came out in the dark of night and said they were trying to screw over European football for their own enrichment. Three days later most of those clubs had dropped those plans as everyone including their own fans had told them where to stick it.
ReplyMatt Gaetz…Looks like a thumb that fell into some teeth , is the best one ive heard
ReplyPegs-heads – LOL
ReplyTrump still lives in your rent free still huh 🤣🤣😭✋
ReplySinema is disgusting
ReplyResign.
Either fire your writers, or put them back in the moss garden where you found them. Not sure how many more of these shows I can waste my life on.
ReplyHi hello. Ummm… Teens say “folks”, more than anyone because it’s non gender specific. Thanks love you. Goodnight.
ReplyWhy does every president play golf? It can’t be that great…
ReplyIs the crew paid extra for ‘laughing’
Reply5:00 why’d you have to roast mayonaise like that lmfaooooo
Replyhow the human mind could degrade devolve stagnate to such a pathetic fake sick wrong and rotten state of criminal clinton crew clubhouse disgrace is a mystery that only ford flopped censorship and protected democrat demands to be respected could ever explain. the worst president in american history propped up by progressive ‘wit’ and ‘expertise’. lol.
ReplyHe is dying without forced audience laughter….. so cringey.
ReplyMan, get a laugh! So not funny today..
ReplyThe joke should’ve been “a paid family with careless children”
ReplyThat folks joke was the least funny.
ReplyThis guy is not funny at all.
ReplyI had to pause to find out more about that hemorrhoid cream. Yikes!
ReplyI agree with you that Lima beans taste like ass!
Reply😐 some of these aren’t landing… Wtf seth
ReplyAs someone from Scranton, the thought of a dog having some city spirit in him 😂
ReplySeth I gotta correct you there, I may be on the cusp of being a Millenial, but as the eldest of the Gen Z’ers I can say without a doubt that these teens say folks alot. They have me saying folks now too.
ReplyThat football joke is niche literally ONLY in the US lol
Replyyou get a like for Square Pegs straight outta the gate
ReplyEvery day is BTS appreciation day at my house.
Replyhave you guys noticed how marjoree taylor greene looks like dave bautista with a wig 🙂
Reply*Football
ReplyAre you supposed to be funny I think not!!!!
ReplySquare Pegs? Google it, kids.
ReplyShould have made a Carmen Sandiego reference instead
ReplySquare Pegs.
Breakout role for Sarah Jessica Parker.
Replyyour not funny bro
ReplyI find it so difficult to take a sports organization that calls itself a club seriously.
Reply“A flub is different from a mistake”☝️ is my new “oops”
ReplyYou are sooo right about lima beans!!!
ReplyWhat Low classed trash… Your show is. Trump’s Great… Biden is sad. Poor Biden. Poor you.
ReplyWas this a bloopers reel? Love you guys.
ReplyI think,if Trump is saying the withdrawal from Afghanistan is a good thing,it’s probably a bad thing.!!!😱.Putin bringing his troops to the border & UK withdrawal from Afghanistan could be linked somehow,he was all ready for May 1st for something big.??!!!🤔😳😱🤯🤦♀️🤷♀️
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說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木
來調味食物煮的時候
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ReplyHow can you say that the covid vaccines present no danger to women when they are disproportionately affected by blood clots, and the vaccines were not tested on women, and then wrap it up downplaying the risk a pregnancy poses to women when pregnancies remain the main cause of death to women world wide? I just don’t understand why misogyny has become so trivially accepted. MEN are the ones who blown things up during gender reveals. A grandmother died during one of those. Perhaps crack a little amusing joke about that.
ReplyThe only one i laughed at was plan-it and it was more a snort.
Reply…and that was the monologue. Huh, I thought it was News of the Week. 🤔
ReplyIntentionally dropping misinformation about the soccer issue just for a joke. There were plenty of fans protesting and some sports pundits i.e. gary neville that were pretty vocal about it. By the time this video came out all 6 english clubs had already stated they’re not joining it. It’s a dead league before it even began.
ReplyI loved Square Pegs and I love your show too!
ReplyBTS appreciation day deserved a laugh
ReplyNo way with that head that Greene wasn’t born a dude.
ReplyMaking a “Square Pegs” reference right after creator Anne Beatts died. “Too soon?” May Father Guido Sarducci absolve you of this faux pas.
ReplyHaaaaaaaaaaaa;d at @2:25
ReplyLima beans are horrible.
ReplyWhy are you the loudest video on youtube
ReplyI’ve been eligible for the vaccine since February, every time I’ve tried to make appointment they’re fully booked. I finally got appointment April 21, I had to reschedule I didn’t have anyone to help me with my wheelchair. No help for home bound.
ReplyHer neck thick
ReplyFrom Europe I can say, this joke about soccer was hilarious.
ReplyDude! if you just wrote your own jokes your wrists would get bigger and you could pretend you work for a living.
ReplyAbout the Super League joke: The thing is we weren’t fine 10 seconds later, we’re still fighting about it. The whole deal is complicated, but the joke made me chuckle as I wish the issue was that simple.
ReplyMarswell New Mexico looks lovely.
Replyanother frat episode where the white boys laugh at each other’s jokes- was it funny? Was it really?
ReplyIs it just me or does Marjorie Taylor Green look like a man? Or more specifically like a Wayans brother dressed up like a white woman from the movie “White chicks”. Just me? No one else sees this? Alrighty then.
ReplyCovid has made it perfectly clear that the difference between the common YouTuber and late night hosts is better camera and an audience only… You know I didn’t say writers
ReplySeth.
ReplyBoycott Elon Musk, Tesla and SNL – who booked Tesla as host on SNL. Tesla attacks honest people, abuses workers, creates racist work environments, fuels Amber Herd’s slanderous assassination of Johnny Depp. Elon Musk is literally destroying the world as he tries to travel to Mars. Remove Tesla from the face of the earth. Remove SNL from your viewing schedule.
Reply80% of those who received 1st shot of Maderma vaccine have not returned for 2nd shot
ReplyA square pegs reference… glorious.
ReplyAll of your jokes about tRump’s mumbling and misspeaking are less effective when you mumble and misspeak. Either don’t make mistakes or give others a break.
ReplyPS I am not defending tRump, just equitable joking.
😂😂😂
ReplyThis show needs new writers. It’s gotten week!
ReplyA flub is a specific kind of mistake YOU FOOL!!!
ReplyHAHAHAHA
LIMA BEANS 😂😂😂😂
ReplyDoesn’t Marjorie Taylor Green look like a guy???? Look at that Thick Neck!!
ReplyAlmost 50% didn’t vote for M.LePen…just saying…
ReplySo what’s so horrible about lima beans? Oh, I know..you’d rather starve to death than eat.. You just can’t beat the logic there..
ReplySeth Meyers…how do you have a show?? You are not funny. Like really, who did you have to know to get this gig? Your jokes are flat AF.
ReplyThis dude isn’t funny
Replyseth laughing at baze shielding himself from the light was so pure
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