We welcome Jillian from Space X as our vaccinated audience member of the week, the New York Times revealed that intelligence officials have found no evidence that the unidentified ariel phenomena are alien spaceships, Mike Pence weighed in on the rift between him and Donald Trump after the January 6th attack on the Capitol, Facebook announced that Donny will be suspended from their platform until at least January of 2023 and he isn’t happy about it, California is recommending that offices put an end to mandatory mask rules if everyone is vaccinated, the Suns beat up on the Lakers and Jimmy reminds The Rock about the promise he made to Devin Booker, a cannabis delivery company in LA has an amazing job opportunity available, and we are joined by a young man named “Just Braden” (Haley Joel Osment) to help us understand what the deal with meme stocks is.
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Hey now… Trump broke allot of records set by presidents during office!
Like the record of the most time golfing instead of working…. And he said Obama’s record couldn’t be broken. Trump Shattered it!
Watching tv instead of working…. It’s way more effective than what sleepy Joe Biden would do.
Trump rallies with his supporters instead of working. Which he fills stadiums with dozens and dozens of REAL ppl!
Not like Bernie and his Photoshoped events filled with CGI supporters. Socialists Nerds!
Tweeting instead of working. He let’s ppl understand why he can’t do what he can’t do.
It’s like the show “The Office”. When you get real and talk to the camera. The best of two worlds.
Lies per speech… Some say it’s Guinness records worthy. Take that Belial (Lord of lies)! MAGA!
And let us not forget. He made bff’s with Kim and Kanye. When other’s thought it was crazy to do so… He believed. He has a lil bit of rebel in him.
Replyi got the vaccine but caught the covid after going out to party. Wear your mask in crowds people.
ReplyDOGE TO THE MOONNN
ReplyAll the aliens are in LA. Don’t need confirmation either.
ReplyI love the engineer comments
Reply1:58 What does she mean, “I really want it to be true.”? What does she want to be true? Aliens?
Reply75 Million of you prayed , layed hands , spoke in tongues , played tambourines , electric guitars , you lost no one was listening to your BS.
ReplySo before Nasa’s and the Pentagon’s statements I knew UFO”s are either alien or not, so what is new ?
ReplySo thanks Pentagon and NASA for giving us this “brandnew” Informationen, we couldn’t have guessed….
“That pesky virus that’s been going around killing Golden Girls…”
Did anyone else immediately Google Betty White anticipating bad news?
She’s fine, by the way.
ReplyI liked the meme stonk speculator
ReplyIsn’t Kimmle gen-X?
ReplyI heard Just has a 6th sense… maybe he could tell us whether those flying objects are aliens or not.
ReplyBuy the dip
ReplyMaybe President of his Cell Block.
ReplyImagine if you’re that 1 employee who did not get the vaccine, if all those looks(from ur co workers) could killd
Reply“Proud” of the worst Coronavirus death toll on planet earth, of destroying the economy, of aiding abetting and supporting an insurrection, of supporting racism and divisiveness, of unprecedented governmental corruption etc etc. Oh yes Mike, you have a lot to be proud of.
ReplyHow come there are no Biden jokes? Jimmy Kibbles is still doing Trump jokes? WTF? this is getting tired…
ReplyWhat exactly did they accomplish? Other than colluding with Russia, or how about the inhumanity at the border or how about the unnecessary deaths of over 600,000 innocent Americans!
ReplyIs “Just Braden” the kid from “The sixth sense”?
ReplyJimmy: “Pesky virus that’s going around killing Golden Girls…”
ReplyMe: *rushes to Google to make sure Betty White is OK*
Your staff each deserve a car!!!
ReplyU should invite President Biden and sit him in the audience
ReplyThat’s what you get for messing with lola bunny.
Replyis this guy still on the Tee Vee? funny him callin some other guy weird
ReplyI know you were awaiting my thoughts on the aliens. We’ve had reports from pilots for many decades about objects doing impossible maneuvers. If a government had these capabilities we would have seen it with a flag on it by now. You don’t develop light years ahead technology just to keep it secret. You use it.
ReplyHaha the meme stock bit is great
ReplyGo Jillian!!
ReplyYou know what Americans did to Fascist’s in the 40’s and 50’s. They put them through denazification camps, because they knew then how dangerous they where.
ReplyThey keep trying to make doge sound like a bad investment but it backfires lol
ReplyYes keep focus on the former administration bc the current one is run by a walking corpse.
Reply“The pay, by the way, is fifteen dollars an hour, it’s minimum wage…”
Reply_screams in Pennsylvanian_
Did the aliens took off from Fort Detrick ?
ReplyEveryone forgets about Generation X.
Replyanytime jimmy talks about trump its gold
ReplyIsn’t that Haley Joel Osmont?!
ReplyTrump and his cult did nothing for the American people.
ReplyThat was great – loved seeing Haley Joel. Good skit!!
ReplySwara arts
ReplyWhat did Trump accomplish as president? Confusion and division?
ReplyCan I please say mara-re-tardo!?
ReplyThe reason why Trump quit his blog is because his followers can’t read….like him.
ReplyTo really punish Donald Trump, suspend his UberEats.
ReplyLmmfao @ the under 500 trump “FANS” ::rolleyes:: lol that gave this a thumbs down as opposed to the 11000 that have a thumbs up. There’s your proof he lost…
ReplyAmerica gone done F***Ked up. Let’s see what happens when third wave hits
ReplyJust Braden looks a little like Forest Gump
ReplyWhat DID you accomplish for the American people, you bleached ghost? What did you accomplish AGAINST them is the more accurate question!
Replyloved that fanny pack idea..so I tapped into ETSY/quarterly press.. and GOT this web site.. alas its missing the information bar for your name ? did write a quick email to QP and C & P the missing info texting area.. will wait and sea?
ReplyIf Marvin the Martian is out, then I’m not watching!
Replyhey I’m a pothead and I have a journalism degree, and work at full time job, I could totally handle that internship!
ReplyGet this delusional fool off television with his decaying personality. Fly man
ReplyAt the end, wasn’t that Haley Joel Osment the kid from the movie SIXT SENSE?
ReplyHow is that dude not getting more work? Pure talent.
ReplyREMEMBER WHEN TRUMPSTER CALLED THE FREE PRESS ” ENIMIES OF THE PEOPLE “
ReplyLol what would late night be without Trump. Poor souls-they can only rely on Trump(wonder how long they will keep this stupid stick running for)
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ReplyI heard PAWGS lol
ReplyMan, yall are OBSESSED lol!! At this point, might as well shouldve just given him his fair election win if you’re gonna continue talking about him the next 4 yrs
ReplyWhy does no one seem to know that all these military released ufo videos have been debunked?!
ReplyI like this style for this woefully mistreated actor
ReplyWhen Kimmel talks I want to vomit.
ReplyI see dead people. Wanted to say it at 10:19.
ReplyRegarding UFO, most underrated hard-rock band of the 70s. Actually, check out the Harare school incident. These days, only kids are capable of telling the truth.
Reply“…boring, nothing of a man” I took that personally
ReplyHe said “What we have, a conflict”.
ReplyI like when the show had little or no people in the audience.
Reply24 astronauts also were from Ohio, more than any other state; there is something about Ohio that makes people want to leave the planet.
ReplyWas that Haley Joel Osment?
ReplyHow come we never saw blue lights in the sky like in LA a few years back
ReplyHaley Joel Osmet is really coming into his own as a comedic actor. This past season of kominsky method was more hilarious because of his presence…
ReplyLove the spacex guest
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Replywow that job pays nothing
Replyit’s still strange seeing haley joel all grown up
ReplyIt sure ain’t this Dennis, Jimmy!
ReplyDonny is so weird.
ReplyChina is not going to like you Jimmy
ReplyHe’s such a puppet…i guess they pay him enough….
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ReplyI know what Jimmy accomplished, destroyed late night and alienated it’s viewers… instead of focusing on what they should be focusing on, they became a political outlet for the DNC, good job.
Reply“Killing Golden Girls?” Don’t be putting that thought out into the universe!
ReplyHodl 2 da moon bitches
ReplyLetitia James
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ReplyI’m not threatening your life or physical well being as you and Hollywood have to steal things that I write because you’re too f****** stupid to do it yourself I am absolutely promising you
ReplyIf you think I’m f****** around with you contact the CIA or the Secret Service and ask them if I tell them that because the answer will be yes if they respond to you or treasonous activities
ReplyI leave Nigeria and Watch not of your show
Replyyawn
ReplyHow many times did Jimmy go to Epstiens island? Asking for a friend.
ReplyTrump 2024
ReplyGad that was awful. Someone please get this show better writers
Reply0:28 They love having a job… Lol
ReplyYou just can tell Jimmys balls are perfect.
ReplyMar-A-Lardo – Ha Ha. Mar-A-Loco may be a little more fitting! 🙂
ReplyKimmel is a whiny, crying little wimp.
ReplyThere’s canned laughter in there. A laugh track. Listen for it.
ReplyWait was that Haley Joel Osment?
Reply*checks info* alright then!
The year is 2027, Jimmy Kimmel is still making Trump jokes
ReplyThis clown cant stop talking about trump. Talk about the amazing job biden is doing
ReplyAhh dang it.
Drumff won’t be on facebook anymore until just before the 2024 election.
My heart is broken.
ReplyComedy has been killed by politics, it’s all the main stream comedy shows are 90% politics. This is just brainwashing as much as the News.
ReplyThanks for wearing orange!
ReplyEven if Devin Booker wins a championship, he will still be most famous for being Kendall Jenner’s bf.
ReplyKimmel is a fraud.
ReplyHave she seen hybrids ?
ReplyWaiting for jimmy Kimmel to post anything but Trump… late night has really become unwatchable
ReplyUfo are OPTICAL ILLUSION, hey, pilot, your glass lens is warped and you caught a dust bunny x 2000 magnification, not Unidentify Flying Object, okay?
Also, alien ran away after seeing how stupid humans are: what, you named your Planet after Dirt?! (From cartoon)
Reply$KEANU!
ReplyIt has been raining flowers since Biden got elected..so much happiness and prosperity, jobs everywhere…wow feels like heaven on Earth!
ReplyJimmy, judging from the comments below, you’ve become a nutter magnet.
ReplyAliens real or BS? I feel strongly both ways
ReplyIf E.T. is for aliens then Eric Trump is def a shoe in with his defunct dna
Replyim feeling attacked.
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ReplyWhat did they accomplish?
ReplyNothing like a death threat to draw a line under something.
ReplyWhat did they do?? Imprison kids? Stir up nut jobs who stormed the Capitol and erected nooses? Cool
ReplyHODL hodl hodl
ReplyHas anyone noticed the guiermo is losing his Mexican accent. I prefer the original guiermo.
Reply“I see unemployed people.”
ReplyWeird…no evidence for aliens huh? It’s like that story just popped it’s head out enough to distract from how bad the news networks screwed up the social justice narrative they’re trying to sell…I can’t believe anyone pays this crap any mind…@ least we have Kimmel the mouth breathing ‘genius’ to make us laugh
ReplyJimmy you clearly do not understand what is going on in the stock market. You just sold you self out to the hedge funds.
ReplyIs there an actual visual sighting of any of these phenomenon?
ReplySo John Oliver did the meme stonk hodl bit a couple years ago.
ReplyThe US can’t protect it’s Navy ships from Chinese missiles because of lags in technology (we’ll be absolutely slaughtered on the sea if they decide to attack) do you REALLY think we can make UAP’s that defy explanation?
ReplyWhy do people hate on fanny packs? They come in handy!
ReplyGosh. The media is really disappointing me with humoring these flying ducks and lens flare artifacts to this level…
ReplyWankanda is real. I’d buy that.
ReplyJimmy should run for President. Legend in his own mind.
ReplyChristian Fascism is a real and present danger for America and the world…
ReplyA 300 pound scientist needs more proof of UFO’s? Maybe you need to eat less and exercise.
ReplyRecount of Monte Cristo.
ReplyTrump soiled himself in North Carolina, and had to put his pants back on back to front to cover the wet patch over what was clearly a huge padded diaper. Its amazing how a man who tried to demean the dignity of so many others still has his dignity covered for him by the media.
ReplyGO TRUMP
ReplyInteresting product placement. Stop giving Elon Musk free promotion.
“Eat the Rich”
ReplyJean-Jacques Rousseau
Could I have a list of the accomplishments other than the tax cut.
ReplyWell done Braden
ReplyHay Kimmel! Why don’t you mock the real joke we have in the whitehouse now. By the way , your show sucks.
Replydude is that Haley Joel Osment?!
ReplyDutchy — Jimmy flexing his NYC blunt lingo.
ReplyYep Mr Kimmel u will b arrested real soon laugh about that u azz
ReplyHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ba ha ha ha
ReplyIf you ignore the parts with the host, this is watchable
ReplyTrump accomplished nothing? He’s all you ever talk about and he hasn’t even been in office for 6 months. Yet you still talk about him. Meanwhile you never mention how Biden is destroying the country. Don’t talk about the border crisis or the economy. Good boy Jimmy, good puppet.
ReplyPlease tell us what did you guys do we can see it all we see is all off the table and Bs you
ReplySo weird to see Haley Joel Osment all grown up. I almost didn’t recognize him!!
ReplyHey! I’m a double vaccinated retired Air Force guy who needs a reason to take a road trip on my motorcycle. I’ll bring you some Idaho potatoes.
ReplyWho invested $1,000 into GameStop on February 26th, 2020 and sold on January 27th 2021 just to buy AMC on February the 9th 2021 …and sold that on June 3rd, 2021…now has over $1,000,000.
ReplyI want UFOs to be real too. That way they can take Republicans, conservatives and the GOP back to their planet where they came from.
ReplyActually Jimmy Kimmel is a Gen Xer
ReplyTo jimmy. So you continue to alienate half of American. Way to go you ignorant a hole
Replyok trump isnt president anymore. shows need to just ignore him now. had to deal with him for 4 years. let’s move on
ReplyNot funny
Replyyour joke writers suck. and great job giving the only audience spot to a musk employee. get off your knees already
ReplyDammit now I need to know what he meant by lunchables bc that bit had me dying.
ReplyHe accomplished a lot more any other president since Ronald Reagan
ReplyJimmy jimmy jimmy how did you ever get a woke left comedy show in the first place you had no evidence of the context of that first clip lol let me watch the rest of this clip just to see how much of a clown you really are.
ReplyWe’re stoned right now!
ReplyWhy is this the only late night segment(s) that have multiple ads? Are they out of money or something? Super annoying
ReplyJimmy the marijuana job should be yours you are high while talking on your show look how red your eyes are.
ReplyThe Grift.. that keeps on Grifting..
ReplyKeep Trump popular and keep him in the news because you have nothing else to talk about nothing about trump is even good comedy and ,half the country will vote for him again you dumm if you continue to be infatuated with him
ReplyThere are aliens and they’re called Vril. Research Donald Marshall. Jimmy Kimmel is a cloning center attendee and knows all about the child abuse that occurs there.
ReplyThere will come a time when Trump will have to answer for all his actions. But none of his lawyers or accountants will be present, they will all have gone to jail before him.
ReplyMara Lardo hahahaha
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ReplyKimmel is trash
ReplyI would buy the tshirt “Buy the Dipsh**”
ReplyKimmel is a family size dousch.
ReplySo how many of you support serenading a 9 year old girl, telling her how beautiful she is, blowing in her ear, sniffing her hair, telling her she looks 19 and whispering to her what he wants to do to her?? Are you all ok with this?? Do any of you stand against this type of predator? Shame on all the parents that support Joe Biden, you people are truly SICK.
ReplyGovernment: “UFOs aren’t real, and there are no aliens.”
ReplyAlso Gov: “UFOs are real, but there aren’t any aliens.”
Future Gov: “UFOs are real, and aliens are real.”
I bet you creamed yourself once you found something about Trump to talk about
Replywakanda has to be real
ReplyRocket scientist? Rules out her being a republican
ReplyKimmel is a hack
ReplyFyi if it says Trump, I don’t watch the episodes.. I am on a cleanse lol
ReplyDid you catch not there?
ReplyWhat a Dunce!
ReplyHot babe guest!
ReplyIsn’t that Haley Joel Osment talking about meme stock?
ReplyIf you could be just a comedian like Carson, insults are not funny
ReplyI’m ready to buy the hell out of anything Just Braden is selling
ReplyMind Begs the Question:
ReplyTo support & arm an Apartheid State
Righteous,Evil?
Mind Begs the Question:
ReplyThose once expelled from their Homes
If expell others from their Homes
Human,Inhuman?
It’s probably Russia. Trump pulled the U.S out of the open skies treaty so the U.S can’t conduct surveillance over Russia
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ReplyTaking a page out of Wendy’s book with the staff in the audience. And I like it!
ReplyGOP accomplishments were tax cuts for their rich friends, putting their corrupt judges in our court systems, & loading the Cabinets with wealthy anti-democratic millionaires who wanted to destroy our government. Worthless to real America.
ReplyIs that Haley Joel Osment?
ReplyHaley Joel is a treasure.
ReplyStaff laughing at their on jokes hahaha wtf!!
ReplyI wish the SEC would work that fast!
ReplyYou didn’t leave office… Mike, you were fired!
ReplyThis dummy is nothing but disinfo. Trump never lead no insurrection. He’s keeping that going because they’re scared shirttless of the vote audits occurring, with many states unofficially reporting they found enough voter fraud to flip their states back to Trump. You Kimmel fans needs to get something straight. Kimmel is a paid deep state hack no different than Jim Jones or any other new age cult leader.
ReplyShe rented the movie, works for SpaceX, and is a “rocket scientist.” Proof that this reality is completely demented.
ReplyWas that Haley Joel Osment?
ReplyHey Jimmy can Guillermo wear backwards pants???
ReplyGood advice, still. Buy the dip. However none of these meme stocks are in the dip, unfortunately.
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ReplyI SEE DEAD PEOPLE
ReplyWhy is this guy even still on TV. He keeps spreading complete lies about the people at the capital and he needs to be kicked off the air
ReplyProud of the four years accomplishment, 500,000 death to name one.
Reply“.. regurgitating Internet slang ..” Truth bomb. Just goes to show, repetition isn’t just for toddlers. Apparently.
ReplyI guess I missed it, tRump accomplished what?
ReplyLet’s make 4th of July “TRUMP DAY”….. Thanking president Trump for his immediate push for vaccines that absolutely worked, enjoy your summer.
ReplyFauci emails
ReplyLiberals are still talking about Trump? What will these people do with their life when this man passes away?
ReplyPlease tell me what did you do for the people
Replythat dude is a speculator f them put load mouths in jail
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