Trump Listens to “Cats,” Urges Texas to Audit 2020 Election: Late Night’s News of the Week

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Published on October 1, 2021

All the news and jokes you missed from the week of September 27.

Late Night with Seth Meyers.

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19 comments

  • Cody Owens 2 months ago

    uWu

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  • Kris Frederick 2 months ago

    The trump library will consist of his twitter feed, an Olympic sized pool full of empty KFC buckets, and his TV remote. That’s it.

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  • LaventilleLady 2 months ago

    LGA joke was the best!

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  • SpicyHotPot 2 months ago

    Dumpster got so tired of winning he keeps doing fraudits so he can lose over and over again

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  • Peggy Franzen 2 months ago

    Ms.Striesand deserves better,As for The Crazy 88’s, well, maybe Quentin Tarantino might agree… I meanwhile..
    😦

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  • DNDaudio Editing 2 months ago

    “no one knows more about losing than me, believe me” – Donald j Accordion hands tRump (R)

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  • James Caporale 2 months ago

    I think ” Send in The Clowns ” would be a more appropriate tune …

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  • Luqe Prisecaru 2 months ago

    it’s “oeuf” (egg) not an Ughf :D.

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  • Kelly Greene 2 months ago

    *Investing in crypto now should be in every wise individuals list, in some months time you’ll be ecstatic with the decision you made today..*

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  • ryan summers 2 months ago

    here goes musky, you created fire pay which means online poker that ruined large amounts of young adults college loans, you then made profits after 10 years of trying were able to manipulate a 5 quarter run of just enough profits to qualify, i imagine not if the planned sales or freebie teslas to create fake profits then extreme profits off a broken capitalistic system that couldnt control fake bull stampede, no reason tesla should have shot up as high as it did, your the biggest manipulator in a broken system congratulations that equally distributes the profits to its workers and even if you did it still is broken and they would be in on it, but hey good job on being number 1

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  • ArrPeeGeefan 2 months ago

    OMG, they’re bringing lime skittles back!! YES~!

    I can make cherry lime-aid again! 😀

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  • The Traveler 2 months ago

    Trump is a built-in IQ test. If you think he is smart; your IQ is under 100.

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  • Psiberzerker 2 months ago

    I think he’s trying to audit all 50 states, in Alphabetical order, and accidentally went from Arizona to Texas.

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  • WhatIfSchrödinger’sBoxWasACoffin? 2 months ago

    How does Schumer’s fake hairline keep receding?
    Edit: Cinnawhat?🧐 Jackal alert

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  • RaVEN DiVv TM Online 2 months ago

    Just saw seinfeld episode wr george coztanzaz ..**winee is accidentally seen… Shrinkified…🤣🤣🤣🤣 What a coincidence

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  • james thompson 2 months ago

    Agent Orange pays to much for someone to do his hair…I’d charge him less, but he has to pay the postage!

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  • Virtual Feats 2 months ago

    Always makes me chuckle sending love from Ireland 🇮🇪

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  • Dan Tomas 2 months ago

    Here ya go https://youtu.be/CXTE-DV9KQU

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  • kiri 2 months ago

    𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 $𝟖𝟕 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝟐 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐈’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟎𝐤 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬.

    𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠…… 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐣𝐨𝐛𝐬𝟕𝟎.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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