Seth takes a closer look at the country awaiting the possible indictment of Donald Trump, which would make him the first president in American history to face criminal charges.
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Three notes from a jackal…
1. Phone sex operators don’t take personal checks…
2. If the signature was his EKG, his heart would stop because blood wouldn’t be exiting his ventricle because there wasn’t a beat (the low one in a typical EKG).
3. A groundskeeper doesn’t use a residential lawn mower with a bagger.
4. (Bonus) However you see filth. Instead of however you see fit
ReplyThe WHACKO went to Waco. His Wacketeers went too. Texas is tainted and Carol Burnett’s birthplace is too.
ReplyAt least u have one outlet
Reply– mtg district
MAGA = 4th Reich.
ReplyI would have bought this if you offered PayPal payments.
ReplyLooks too good to be true. I did not want to give my credit card info.
I wonder what Trump would do if they used a helicopter to pick him up at his place and flew him to the police station?
ReplyBy the way, the idea of holding the rally in Waco was the Lieutenant Governor of Texas idea and he was very proud of it. Because Waco is synonymous with smoldering ash heap of humanity.
ReplyCorrection: The name of the restaurant is Chipotle. Not Chioptlee.
ReplyHis signitaure looks like a failed lie detector sheet.
ReplyTrump is exploiting the WACO cult incident to exploit the “christian” persecution complex and push his messianic complex.
ReplyI’ve exploited the Waco incident to point out that the fed has sent them to Heaven by forging them in fire. Sarcasm, of course.
What I was exploiting is the idea that you can’t murder apocalyptic cultists. To me, it’s just a tactic to prove that religious nutcases don’t REALLY believe what they claim to believe.
It’s also because “christians” are dicks, and I get a sense of schadenfreude when they suffer the same fate (being burned alive) as they’ve forced on others for almost 1700 years.
You fools demonstrate the epitome of delusion! You are destroying this once great country.
ReplyTrumps headstone will read “Here Lies Trump. Lied his way through life, still fucking lying in death”
ReplyGraphics f-ed you again, Seth. Magical floating Slinky. Alas…
ReplyI wish at least one reporter would admit “We don’t have a clue”
ReplyMissed you last week, Seth.
ReplyYou pay 130 000 for sex, it is not prostitution, you see, in these circles we call it “Hush Money”….
ReplyLol slinky
ReplyDollar Store does not sell GI Joe. Do they even make that crap ”toy” any more ?
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