Trump is “Dejected” & “Fuming” Over Election Results

Published on November 12, 2020

Trump is reportedly feeling down about his current situation, took time in his extremely busy schedule to have lunch with VP Mike Pence, took aim at Fox News on Twitter, Jimmy suggests that maybe Trump should just become President of Alaska, GOP Senators are starting to agree that Joe Biden should be getting intelligence briefings, Scott Baio got an exciting retweet from Trump himself, a new Trump Election Fraud Hotline that you definitely should NOT prank call… (202) 499-4921, Cory Lewandowski tested positive for COVID, flying cars are coming to Florida, and a new sitcom from Trump & Biden.

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  • What Ever 3 years ago

    Trump is a LOTUS, with L = Loser.

  • DC Jiu Jitsu Geelong 3 years ago

    FDT !

  • Angelina 3 years ago

    Happy birthday Jimmy it’s my birthday too lol

  • The Focus Mode 3 years ago

    Jimmy needs to run for President!

  • BAtkinson 3 years ago

    Canada is holding Alaska for collateral until you fuckers grow a pair and throw out the dog.

  • Kansas City Jones 3 years ago

    Big ups to the writers. That ending was pretty dope… That means cool ya old nerds

  • Danny Phantom 3 years ago

    That is trumps news channel! He is the new jesus

  • Nunofvya Bezznatch 3 years ago

    Not My Write Up,
    well some of it is.

    But it checks out to be true and HOPE for the future,,,, READ THIS REALLY its worth your time.

    Trump won the election.
    And then overnight,
    He had it stolen from him.

    We’ve had to watch the trolls dance on Trump’s metaphorical grave and celebrate the fall of America and the rise of socialism.

    4 days later, plenty of proof of cheating, and they announce Joe Biden as the President Elect..projected,
    of course.

    What if I told you Trump WANTED to lose?
    What if I told you that losing by way of cheating from the other side was the plan?

    It’s about exposure and optics.
    Trump HAD to win in a landslide, and he did.

    So that the amount of cheating required for the Dems to win woluld need to be SO VAST that it would be IMPOSSIBLE to hide it.

    Had Trump overcome like he did in 2016, there would’ve been no legal battle over it.

    The lower courts would have thrown them out, like they are right now (except for PA).

    The Supreme Court wouldn’t have heard it since it was both left leaning and there wasn’t an emergency situation that involved national security.

    But losing with a conservative lean in the courts, with mounds of evidence, was the play.

    Evidence that is impossible to deny.

    Now by the constitution, if the race is close, then Congress can decide the winner.

    This is why they cheated just enough to edge out a win for Biden so that if Trump challenged and couldn’t get a supreme court case, they could just decide in favor of Biden.

    Stay with me…I know this is a long one.

    I’m going to clean it up for you in a bit..The Dems think they have the optics on this one by declaring Biden the winner.

    But here’s the thing..this race ain’t even close to over. Here’s why.. (Patriot Joe M had his tweeter account suspended over this comment):

    “Patriots, be warned.
    President Trump has legally ‘claimed’ the states he knows he won fairly.

    The counting going on is now just a formality because the intent is to settle in court, not at the counting stations.

    If he loses this count, it means nothing…
    because this election will be Amy Coney Barrett’s to decide.

    I promise and guarantee you, Biden will never be sworn in as President.”

    Twitter took him down hours later. Not the post, the entire account.

    What is he talking about? He used the key words…
    “legally claimed” when referring to Trumps victory.

    In other words Trump will lose the election optically, but the court will say he won.

    I know that sounds crazy to you but let me tell you why this is true.

    Biden won the count.
    Cheating or not, he won the count. That’s a fact..

    But the states that kept accepting and counting ballots after the day of the election are in violation of their own state laws.

    What am I talking about? PA has laws on the books that states they cannot accept any new ballots that arrive AFTER the day of the election…

    Anything coming in afterward is invalid.
    You’re prob thinking, “well the supreme court of PA overrode that law in a court ruling and gave them 3 more days to collect.”

    And you would be right.

    But according to how the governmental system is set up, the courts can’t create law…

    they can only ENFORCE the law that is already on the books.

    In order for the state to follow the direction of the Supreme court of their state,

    They need to actually go back and rewrite the laws to REFLECT the courts decision.

    Understand this…
    these morons NEVER rewrote ANY laws to make the states supreme court ruling legally binding.

    “What OTHER states were this careless and lazy with the legal process?”
    you ask?

    Over 30 states did the SAME THING in violation of their OWN LAWS by counting new votes…
    Oopsy Busted!!!!

    AFTER election day.
    In other words, all these trucks coming in at 2 and 3 in the morning on November 4th and beyond are invalid.

    Biden may have “won the count”, but only because they kept counting invalid votes for days after the election ended.

    The Surpreme Court…
    of the United States will not count those votes.

    And since Trump was in the lead when the election ended, he is the legitimate legal president…

    To win, legally in the court system, was the Trump card.

    And while in the court they can unload all the evidence to show mass cheating. Oopsy Busted!!!!!

    In Michigan.
    They discovered a glitch in the vote tally system.

    After votes were cast in one county, over 6000 votes for Trump “glitched” over into Biden votes.

    Well, this software was used in 47 other counties in Michigan…and used all over the COUNTRY.

    If they all averaged the same number of vote glitches, that’s well into the MILLIONS of votes that were altered after cast.

    Here is the interesting part…
    The ballot machines…were ALL connected to the internet.

    Yes, they are supposed to be to linked to inTRAnet…meaning internal computer networks of that one facility But they’re not supposed to be linked to the world wide web. Oopsy Busted!!!!!

    Sydney Powell, General Flynn’s attorney, said that..
    they discovered an algorithm that calculated how many votes Biden needed to win.

    She said they found out the machines were transferring just enough votes from Trump to Biden so that he could win.

    That’s why they were doing “recounts” and we kept seeing Trumps numbers go DOWN.. and Biden’s go UP in various states.

    Now here’s the “you can’t make this stuff up” part.

    The software that the machines are using to tally up the votes is owned and controlled by Paul Pelosi. Yes…Nancy Pelosi’s husband!!

    He not only sits ON the board of the software company that tallies the votes, he is the majority OWNER of it. Oopsy Busted!!!

    So these “glitches” that only “glitch” in one direction isn’t a glitch,
    it’s a computer program designed to do all of this without any of us knowing it.

    It does it so fast…
    that we couldn’t even detect it during the actual counting.

    This is how they were able to call states 10 minutes after the elections closed.

    The algorithm calculated a Biden win based on information they entered into the system.

    So, if Sydney Powell has this information, you KNOW the DOJ does.

    And they probably have more that will come out in the Supreme Court hearings.

    The DOJ.
    Where are they?
    They have the goods.

    They don’t need the courts to tell them to arrest,
    just the command from POTUS…

    Why are they so quiet?
    The DOJ…by constitutional law can’t get involved with the election until…..10 days after election day.
    10 days.

    The election was on November 3rd, by law they have to wait until the 14th to get involved…

    It doesn’t mean they can’t make arrests,
    They can arrest some small time players that were involved with the plot.

    I’m told from a reliable source last night that a few of these arrests will happen next week sometime. But after 10 days,…
    Barr can arrest anyone from the intern in the Biden break room to Biden himself!

    We are in the storm!
    The DEM Left is about to expiriance the repercussions
    Of their attempts to Destroy the United States Of America.

    A Trump Freight Train is coming with Terminal Velocity Speed Skipping sparks down the Tracks, it’s Loaded down with the Rude Awakening of Justice,

    And Retribution is about to turn these Shady, Morally Corrupt Selfserving Dirt Bags in to Rail Road Track Grease.

    It’s about time they got their asses handed to them,
    Its time they paid their Bill.
    New intel/Message Of Hope from an insider:

    In a nutshell.
    This is going to the Supreme Court.

    Where they will rule that the election is invalid due to fraud or mistakes on a country wide scale.

    It will go one of two ways, either they will rule that…

    all the unconstitutional mail-in ballots will be removed, and the states will be ordered to recount without them…

    Or they will simply rule the election is INVALID due to mass voter fraud.

    And at that point,
    It will be sent to the congress and senate for a vote…

    This is where it gets good!

    The House/Congress will be the ones who will vote on who the President will be.
    It has nothing to do with which party currently holds power.
    Every State gets one vote.

    30 States are held by Republicans,
    And 19 by Democrats…
    The End and Rightfully so.

  • James Hassel 3 years ago

    I told in 2016 Trump was in with .China, Russia, n.korea

  • kickseek 3 years ago

    Colbert isn’t saying the T**** word anymore. Jimmy should do the same.

  • Artel 3 years ago

    Guilliani is a daywalker immune to sunlight COVID-19 etc etc

  • Clint Torres 3 years ago

    This is my spoken truth 11-12-2020 the trump brand, name and following charlatans so named Trump will be forever litercized and synonymous with treason and treasonous actions. The Trump legacy will when history is written be TREASON, TREASON , TREASON…

  • D. Gooden 3 years ago

    The Fraud Couple. I. Would. Watch. That. 100%!!!!

  • DawgTawkWellington (DTW) 3 years ago

    Better idea. Recount the votes in the red states. And then watch how the orange bum shits his trousers.

  • Jimmy Dykes 3 years ago

    If you were to shave your backside,and walk backwards we wouldn’t know if you were coming or going

  • Geo theboss 3 years ago

    When will celibreties stop getting involved in politics

  • Griffin Miller 3 years ago

    Yo I love how this dude is encouraging you to prank call the voter fraud hot line. Thi


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