Trump Is Conveniently One Pound Under Obese

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Published on January 17, 2018

Despite his taste for fast food and a complete lack of exercise, the White House doctor briefed the press corps on Trump’s ‘excellent’ health.

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19 comments

  • Sassy Potato 2 years ago

    He isn’t just obese he looks likes a nine month pregnant woman carrying quadruplets

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  • Lauden Clear 2 years ago

    i envy donald trump. he can buy everything even his doctor. LOL

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  • Jason Blade 2 years ago

    You know by the words and the sentence used…. trump wrote this speech.
    We all just know it.

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  • Jason Blade 2 years ago

    No way that trump is 230 pounds at his height. More like 300 pounds… and I am kind here

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  • the_dead_poet 2 years ago

    _Abraham Lincoln in his grave_ is more healthy than this fat Orangutan.

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  • sage walter 2 years ago

    No, its not good genes, I have read genetics and I don’t believe your fake examination results

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  • TheDarkMessiah 2 years ago

    sooo…was this doctor an MD or a psychiatrist or both? Both seems unlikely, and if he’s just one, he’s really talking out of his ass when it comes to the psychological health or the physical health

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  • Jason Blade 2 years ago

    The “genetics” comment comes directly from trump! He bragged about it numerous times throughout his life.
    So let me ask this…. if Trump has “good genes”… why is he bald since his thirties?
    This health check smells like…. a shithole or a shithouse. You decide which one is more offensive.

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  • DragonMaiden77 2 years ago

    Yeah I think this guy is ‘encouraged’ to say anything that allows the President to continue his term. I want a real psychologist

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  • Tony H 2 years ago

    As a doctor I would never forecast someone’s health, certainly not for 7 years. That was when this guy lost all credibility for me and proved this was as biased and absurd as everything that comes out of this presidency.

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  • Tonina Satta 2 years ago

    Does the “reset-button” mean he starts with a blank slate, with no recollection of what happened the previous day/week/month? Because that sure would explain much of his behaviour.

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  • Theodor Grant 2 years ago

    hair loss meds don’t work on fake hair. sad.

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  • SNEAKxxATTACK 2 years ago

    There’s a typo in that poundage of ol’ Donnie. 239? Nah…more like 329, 392, or even 932 is more believable

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  • PurnceNMe 2 years ago

    He resets? Like, he forgets the previous day? I believe that 100%.

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  • Toad Jiang 2 years ago

    I am just disappointed that Trump didn’t make the doctor say things like “All results are positive.” “He’s the healthiest president ever.” “He has the highest IQ of all time” or “President Trump has the bigly-est, manliest hands in history.” But I love how Trump made him say “He has no denture.” and “Trump can live upto 200 years old.” That’s very trumpy indeed!

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  • Kim Jong Fun 2 years ago

    Haha! Kim Jong-un made his doctor say he has no anus, now Trump is making his doctor say he can live to 200 years old, both of them think they are god.

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  • Flame Beats 2 years ago

    I wonder if he gets stuck in the tub like Taft

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  • Blue Skies 2 years ago

    Ironic, isn’t it, that Drumpf himself likes to claim that he has “good genes,” and that is exactly what the Good Doctor said, too.

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  • PN Houle 2 years ago

    Dr Jackson later clarified that having perfect genes is a relative concept. Donald J Trump has perfect genes compared to an average orangutan. One reporter asked Dr Jackson about Trump’s abnormally small hands. Aren’t his hand abnormally small by orangutan standards? Jackson replied that “having very small hands my makes it difficult for some people to jack off properly, but in Donald Trump’s case, that’s no problem at all, I can tell you that!”

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