I was deada$$ shaving my face while watching this…what are the odds!

For the love of all that’s holy. Vote him the fuck out.

Inevitability desk 🤣

Dear Mr. Colbert
What kind of career will you have once the circus is over?
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Oh I remember the last Colbert live election night with the sad drinking, like it was yesterday.

Michigander here, voted early (in-person) two weeks ago; lets flush this Orange pathetic excuse for a human being and get the WH back on track.

America has fast become a banana Republic. Who’d have thought it possible. 😳

Am I the only one who hates the ‘SLAM’ announcer guy? I just wanna hear ‘Groove Is In The Heart’, not a ham screaming into a built-in laptop mic

Also yay for bloomberg keeping his promise! “If I end up not making the top ranks, I’ll still spend an a$$load of money to help ensure trump’s defeat”
Not an exact quote but still…hell yeah B)

Let’s hope it does not end like Hill vs Schnee

Go home to your boyfriend, he has a big one for you.

I am a calm person but let me say this. If every republican fraud and coward trying to stop people from voting dies tomorrow, I will not feel sorry for any of them nor their families. Democrats have to stop being stupid and forcefully politically correct because republicans will never be and it already lost them so much. The worst part is the amount of ignorant and blatantly stupid voters who cannot see this. If this enrages me as a non American, I am shocked that so many of you can still take this so calmly.

omg thank you for Oconomowac! Next time try to work in Oconomowac Potawatomi !!! And say them both in quick succession because It would make me the happiest woman on the planet for a day! <3

Brett Kavanaugh is just the worst!

That was a rip-off of Jimi Hendrix’s version the National Assthem.

I would love to see President Eisenhower appear and drop kick trump in his face.

Obama’s campaign slogan was ‘hope and change’. Biden’s is ‘hope not fear’. This is for real!

ignore the supreme court, remove their relevance, take away their authority, states assert themselves, court can’t stop them really – unless writing on paper is physically daunting

if the stupid orange clown loses, and he will, he will no doubt say it’s because his supporters didn’t vote for him, they died after attending his rallies, even though he told them not to attend his rallies

Israel is a racist country…..Palestine will be free!