Trump Gives Short-Term Debt Ceiling Extension, Hurricane Irma – Monologue

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  • Marvin the Martian 5 months ago

    Goddamn Trump is embarrassing

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  • Jake Young 5 months ago

    How has this guy not been assassinated

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  • A quality meme 5 months ago

    What is up late night, I’m your host Seth Myers. Let’s get right into the NEWS

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  • Jonah Cruz 5 months ago

    For that last joke, you deserve an upvote.

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  • dxxdaam Gaming 5 months ago

    That last joke was killer

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  • Xander M 5 months ago

    big wet seem not good! sad!

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  • New Message 5 months ago

    I can’t wait for him to ‘take credit’ for the size of the hurricanes, and try to spin it as a victory over Obama. “Obama never had hurricanes like this. I have the best hurricanes.. the biggest, and the best. Tremendous hurricanes.”

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  • Buch 5 months ago

    Trump never ceases to amaze me with the biggest little words he speaks

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  • #it'scomplicated - 5 months ago

    America, you get your news from a comedian. And you claim to be open minded XD

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  • Bryan Vincent 5 months ago

    I don’t know who’s funnier, Trump or Seth. Epic. Dynamic duo.

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  • Kevin Bertalotto 5 months ago

    I would support the assassination of Donald Trump

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  • Luke Taylor 5 months ago

    THAT LAST JOKE MADE ME DO A SPIT TAKE

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  • Ulf Åman 5 months ago

    “I’m highly educated, i know words, i have the best words”. And again: no mr Drumpf, you do not have the best words, you are an idiot

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  • fidorover 5 months ago

    “Also, ladies, it’s quite chilly here in the morgue, so… all the more impressive, am I right?”
    — _Corpse Guy_

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  • Eddie Panedi 5 months ago

    “How come Dad always kisses and hugs Ivanka, but he won’t touch us Donny June? Does Dad love us?”
    “Oh, Dad loves us, he just not…..like, gay.”
    “But, if Dad was gay….he would kiss and hug us too.”
    “Yeah, your right Donny June, he just not gay. I’m such an idiot…that’s why they call you Donny Junior, right? Right?”
    “Yeah, Eric. Obviously, I’m ‘the smart one’.”
    “You sure are, you’re the SMARTEST Donny June!”

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  • Mr. Plinkett 5 months ago

    Irma you missed your target. How can you miss this Orange?

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  • A Cool Million 5 months ago

    Aw, “Girls Just Wanna Have Fu un, Girls. They Want to Have Fun. Just a Little – oh, oh, oh, oh…” (is not what these women said! LOL

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  • Jean Roch 5 months ago

    Oh believe me, Trump knows *everything* about debt. He’s been in the news since the 80’s for being in debt. He had to take loans to banks to pay the _interest_ on the debts he owed to the same banks. He knows more about debt than 100 crackheads.

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  • John Genesis Tv2 5 months ago

    Subscribed specifically for that last joke. Bravo sir.

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  • JanineBean 5 months ago

    The depression rates in vegetarians and vegans are probably because of B12 deficiency…I just take a supplement 🙂 also worth noting that if you’re empathetic by nature and don’t want to eat animals, you’re probably a more sensitive person

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