, Vice President Kamala Harris hasn’t been able to move into the VP’s official residence, the Elite Eight round of the NCAA tournament is underway, and since we have been holed up so long, we put an instructional video together illustrating how to act in public.
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A container ship known as the “Ever-Given” was finally freed after being wedged in the Suez Canal for six days, we are learning more about the origins of the Coronavirus after reports from the WHO are saying it mostly likely took hold in an animal, Donald Trump put out a statement firing back at Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx after they both recently spoke out against him, Eric Trump is wondering why President Joe Biden hasn’t praised Daddy Donny for helping to fix the pandemic, Trump stopped by a wedding at Mar-a-Lago on Saturday and had some beautiful words for the bride and groom, Dominion Voting Systems is suing Fox News for $1.6 billion for peddling election fraud nonsense, MyPillow Mike Lindell believes Trump will return as President in August, multiple studies claim that human penises are getting smaller as a result of pollution, Devin Nunes and his team had to correct multiple mistakes on the financial filings made by his campaign treasurer (his mom), Vice President Kamala Harris hasn’t been able to move into the VP’s official residence, the Elite Eight round of the NCAA tournament is underway, and since we have been holed up so long, we put an instructional video together illustrating how to act in public.
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I’m so sick of hearing about Trump every day Trump Trump Trump, Move On! Cut the F**king cord already!
ReplyAwww that’s cute. Jimmy still doesn’t know how to write jokes without the word Trump in it. I guess that’s the joke lol.
ReplyWelcome back, Jimmy Kimmel!! Donald Trump still believes that he is president.
ReplyOh erika, pi$$ off
ReplyPence’s sex dungeon. 🤣🤣🤣
It puts the milk on its skin…
ReplyWhat a stooge he is. I love your absolutely brilliant take trump, spot on every time!
ReplyYou should never go on vacation lol
ReplyThis is exactly what hapns when u ignore the clown
ReplyHe will take it to the streets lol
Nice video Jimmy Kimmel, keep up the good work!
ReplyThis Trump is simply a jerk.
ReplyHe called her a lire like what. Sue him for slander. The rest of the planet is 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
ReplyTHE WEEK WAS SOOOO BORING WITHOUT JIMMY, I’M EXTREMELY GLAD JIMMY IS BACK!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
ReplyWellll also he wouldn’t pay money for more vaccine….just saying!!
ReplyI just wish we’d stop talking about him
ReplyThe back to work video is hilarious!
ReplyI gotta defend Birx, she was a Trojan horse in a dysfunctional administration. Fauci continues to back her up as well.
ReplyWhy is a huge ship with giant block letters that spell out “EVERGREEN” known as the “Ever-Given”? Did that not occur to anyone on the writing staff? Seems like a kinda obvious WTF there…
ReplyTrump deserves absolutely zero credit for any success on Covid for hopefully obvious reasons
ReplyDonald Trump, the Wedding -S- Whinger.
ReplyIs frump the biggest wind bag in history? Shut TFU ‘SIR’.
ReplyHey look everybody, Trump News! That means for payday for Kimmel
ReplyWe have serious problems costing millions which Americans are and will pay for years. Jimmy should talk about these problems. Shame on him
Reply9:30 shout out to Chris Farley.
ReplyJimmy why aren’t you showing pictures of the cages filled with kids in horrible conditions.
ReplyAfter all the problems it caused to world trade, the container ship should be renamed from ‘EVER GIVEN’ to ‘nEVER forGIVEN’.
ReplyThe tRumps need to go to prison.
ReplyHe got 74 million not 75 and wasn’t the most anybody had gotten Biden got 81 million
ReplyI love how the pillow guy still has all the voting fraud proof but won’t show it. Trump got impeached and lost, dominion are suing like crazy but not time to show proof yet. Lol After Cruz and Holly are in jail he might show the proof.
ReplyI don’t think I have ever seen anything so ill-mannered as his pathetic whining hijacking of that wedding.
ReplyTypical Trump, making that wedding all about himself.
ReplyLow turnout at the movie theater, you get a phone call, answer it and asked if you can take the time to complete a survey, and you answer ” Sure! I’d love to!” *Hilarious* 😄
ReplyHey press: Next time you get a letter from Trump, throw it in the trash. This man has nothing profound to say and nobody should care.
Replywhy we still talking about what’s Trump is doing?! didn’t we have enough of him in the past four years
ReplyWhat a horrid wedding crasher! Get him outta there, pronto!!!
ReplyJimmie Kimmel is a great comedian, but why is he still making jokes about trump, he ain’t President anymore. Time to.move on
ReplyYa wat vaccines nobody answer
ReplyI don’t believe new vaccines are what they say
ReplyIs that a toast or a roast?
Replytrump is now a caricature of himself…
ReplyThe ship blames wind like Biden
ReplyTrump “blessing” your Wedding is the Kiss of Death
ReplyDear GOD America what the hell is wrong with the Republicans- Trumps statements are laughable
ReplyA pimple that never goes away
ReplySo, who is Sally?
ReplyBIG mistake tRump at a wedding!!!
ReplyMr trump is a proven looney 🤪👠🐑🦎👀👹🤡
ReplyTrump still being an embarrassment to America
ReplyMy father my father my father lol 👍🏿
ReplyThat’s why Twitter banned him permanently. 😝😱
ReplyDear Jimmy Kimmel: please don’t have cuts from anyone named Trump anymore, and especially don’t show their stupid ugly faces. We’re sick to death of them and their moronic statements. The news services are wondering why their readership has dropped off: that’s why. We don’t wake up scared everyday wondering if we have a country left. Joe and Kamala are in charge: we can relax and breathe again.
ReplyShe will go down in history as an enabler. What a disgrace. She should have stood up, spoken the truth and been fired.
ReplyGlad you didn’t let Birx get off totally free. Yes, Trump mistreated her — but no, she didn’t have to put up with it so weakly.
ReplySomeone should give Trump the key to Liberace’s wardrobe.
Reply“But, hey, enough about me. Let’s talk about me.”
ReplyI thought a toast at a wedding was suppose to be about the new couple not about yourself and your past failures.
ReplyTrump didn’t tell us to gargle windex, please don’t spead such lies.
He said to drink bleach.
ReplyThat orange buffoon complained about the elections before he won and he still is.
ReplyHe said it PROBABLY? saved 100s of millions what he don’t know
ReplyI was waiting for Eric trump to say “my father molested my sister” when he was repeating my father my father…
ReplyTRUMp continues to sink to the depths only narcissists with no self-respect can achieve.
ReplyIt’s an insult to feces to call this buffoon a turd.
ReplyOh my god I am cringing!!!! He’s a raving lunatic 😂😂😂
ReplyIt’s the only story he’s got, crazy uncle.
ReplyYadi-yadi-yadi-ya…
The ‘Crack Head Pillow Guy!’
ReplyI think that Trump and Pillow Mike can come up with a new reality show based on Wedding Crashers..And instead of everyone being stoked when Maroon 5 shows up..Don and Mike will sing,dance and play music for the crowd..I am looking forward to seeing Trump in headphones at a turntable as a wedding DJ
ReplyJimmy, it would be nice if you say something about the asian hate.
ReplyYMCA was highjacked by the black trans crewed BLM navy ship HMCS Forget About It.
ReplyWe will see higher prices only because the shareholders get paid their millions regardless.
Reply@Jimmy Kimmel PLEASE put ALL Trump jokes aside. He does not deserve the advertisements for his degenerate family. I skip all your stuff mentioned him because 4yrs was appalling enough.
ReplyAlways like your videos Jimmy great job 👏✅🙏
ReplyA Modern Day Caligula.
I’m surprised he didn’t try and jump the bride on one of the buffet tables right in front of the groom, after his…..uhhh…..toast. 🤟🏻👊🏻✊🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻👰🏻 😖
ReplyYou can’t make this up?
ReplyClassesless and tasteless…
Replyeric is challenging megan mccain for most useless child, repeatedly invoking their fathers name… when your talent and intelligence are below zero, call on daddy to be your hero.
ReplyThe most beautiful day of that bride’s life 🙄🙄🙄
ReplyThe less airtime Trump gets, the better. He is a stupid, narcissist who will not accept reality.
ReplyTalk about the boarder Where’s those jokes big boy what a jerk
ReplyThe t***** keep popping up, it’s exactly like when the random Clowns started showing up everywhere!!! 🤡🤡🤡
ReplyMike the pillow guy may have throat cancer… did you see the wagging ball in his throat!?
ReplyIt’s almost April and TDS still rages on.
ReplySociopaaaaath
ReplyWho invited this horror of a man? RULE NO.1, NEVER LET HIM SPEAK!!!
ReplyThese are pants…
Reply*Looks down at my pajamas.*
Does this count?
Trump looks like a cheap casino wanna be celebrity
ReplySecruity PLEASE!!!
ReplyKey word..”WHITE” house…
ReplyAh Jimmy 🤣😅🙏✌️❣️😍
ReplyCan’t wait to watch old man Trumps funeral on payperview. It’s the only trump show I will gladly pay to watch.
ReplyNice wedding speech you JOKE.
ReplySmh it’s always all about him only, even when he’s supposed to be giving a toast to the couple!
ReplyWhat a pathetic lump…
ReplyMy wife Sally 😂. Reminds me of Ross at his wedding with E-mee-lee.
ReplyTrump’s right about the fact that she was a terrible adviser. Anyone with any integrity would have spoken out in the first place.
ReplyThese people are scum and shouldn’t be given time on TV
Ahh Trump! Enough of him! He is a disgrace to humanity. He and his grown two sons are disgusting. 🤮🤮🤮. Bahhhhh
Replyomg, he is still blathering on about how not all votes had been counted on the first day. Is he actually that stupid he doesnt understand the voting system yet?
ReplyTrump owes the wedding couple a refund with a big tip.
ReplySounds like Jimmy needs to get his nasal passages drained.(Maybe some of his shitty attitude will drain out as well).
ReplyNew company, my straightjacket.
ReplySo, what’s wrong with fascism?
Reply(Republicans)
He treated the virus like he should have treated it. it’s a virus that has a 99.8% recovery rate!
ReplyTrump chose to run as a republican because he knew how easily they could be suckered into his bullshit lies. Democrats don’t put up with that sort of corrupt, pathetic nonsense.
ReplyThe biggest hypocrite in the universe saying “Capitalism had a heart attack”, when the very system made him rich, famous, well fed and greedy, while people starve on the streets of America. The only sad pathetic joke here is your attitude and really shitty not funny jokes at the expense of homeless and vulnerable people.
As Ricky Gervais said “you are the last people on earth who should be lecturing anybody, you dont even know what real life is”.
ReplyNote to DJT……How can we miss you, if you NEVER go away!!
ReplyGood Lord. People paid big bucks for that venue and then the Orange Turd crashes the wedding and takes over as MC? Then, talks about how great he is! He just gets weirder and weirder.
Kimmel sucks
ReplyEric Trump looks like he is perpetually searching for his missing chromosomes.
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ReplyBirx is a plain an simple plyboard.. real suspect. Fauci tried his best to keep it 💯 & still tried to make Trump feel ok but Birx just keep enabling Trump. She can keep up the falsehood for him too
ReplyThe 100,000 unavoidable deaths figure is way too high. With a population of 23.5 million, Taiwan has only 10 deaths. It could have been no more than 140 deaths in the US if the Trump administration had not deliberately promoted this self-inflicted genocide. Trump and his enablers all should have been charged with crimes against humanity a long time ago.
ReplyStill got trump in every title lmaoo
ReplyMy God, Trump is such an embarrassing clown. He’s a joke.
ReplyNixon: President who became a crook
ReplyTrump: crook who became a President 🤔
10… make that 7yrs from now he’ll be a broken record crying this same ol’ tired story at the nursing home.
ReplyHow exciting is ‘Old 45s’ life he only has to the election failure to talk about, 5 months later.
ReplyHe’s not even president anymore. Yet there’s a current president who literally babbled incoherently in a presser last week, like a man who wandered off from a seniors home … nothing to see here folks
ReplyMy goodness. Don’t they get tired of their own voices. Good grief.
ReplyThe number of lies and the amount of abject stupidity in that statement is just flabbergasting. Oh, sure, it’s T****, that’s what we expect from him, but it’s still amazing. Yeah, Donald, we know you opposed any measures that would save lives because you thought you knew better than doctors. That’s not something to be proud of.
ReplyJimmy, not good to joke about Toilet paper shortages. Especially since the majority of ours is made in the USA. Suez is used mostly for Asia/Europe goods.
ReplyI understand that Trump doesn’t drink any Alcohol. But wouldn’t he be absolutely hilarious if he did?
ReplyMike Lindell is a prime example of why drug abuse must be avoided.
ReplyTrump literally embodies every single thing wrong in this country
ReplyTRE45ON did not just happen to stumble across this wedding reception. He was dressed in a tux. He had planned to take advantage of the event and use the mic to self promote. Shocker.
ReplyI REALLY WISH TRUMP WOULD SUE ALL THE LATENIGHT SHOWS FOR USEING HIM IN EVERY EPISODE OF EVERY SHOW
ReplyWas never a fan of Jimmy Kimmel. Goes for Fallon and Cobert too. Still wasting time making fun of Trump when they have the biggest buffoon in the history of the Presidency in command (even though we all know…he wasn’t truly elected). Late night talk shows died a long time ago
ReplyWhat a bore
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ReplyDonald Trump sounds like a used car salesman.
ReplyI wonder how many stow aways died from not planning long trip
ReplyEngineering 101… The canal should be wider than the ships that pass through!
ReplyOMG Trump is a broken record, truly. Trump’s and pillow guy are completely out to lunch….
Reply😂😂😂 oh my God I love this show
ReplyBabbling guy guess you guys haven’t watched a biden speech
ReplyUnsub Jimmy because he only keep talking about trump came back and he still talking , omg so immature just get over it ….
ReplyI feel sorry for Jimmy. He is SO lost without Trump.
Replyby proudly acknowledging he overruled Fauci and Birx, Trump owns US coronavirus response
the record:
—more cases and deaths than any country in the world by far
—more than 2x as many cases/deaths per 100K population than Canada next door
—50x death rate of South Korea
ReplyBTW, STOP giving Trump’s evil, coked up spawn a platform.
ReplyI almost feel sorry for him.
ReplyExcruciatingly embarrassing.
When he’s prosecuted, he can’t continue to use the official seal anymore, right?
ReplyBut the best president of all times . Look at the clown in office now he can’t put five words together without screwing up. And at least he was the president.Biden is only a face as you idiots will learn.
ReplyHow much more of a bad omen for your wedding day Trump making a speech not even about you and yours but about him 😂 they should get a divorce Now
ReplyTrump WON
ReplyHow can we miss him if he won’t go away?
ReplyTalking about Millions Ilegal Imigrantes in the Border now , About Millions Child is Trafficking and be hold at Underground and All Celebrity’s, and Billionaire involve in Cabal ??? Wake up .
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ReplyKimmel has no idea of reality! Making jokes at the demise of our country is funny! Really funny to have so many illegal immigrants with Covid being unleashed into our country. That’s great! Yeah, Dominion system was legit, totally legit. We’ll see.. Yeah! Let’s go after the pillow salesman, as if he’s a bad guy. Why?
ReplyI feel so unproductive. This has to be my 100th suggestion video
Replythe only person allowed to make a wedding all about them is the bridezilla.
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ReplyWe need a trump roast badly!!🤣
ReplyChina invested in our electric grid thanks to Biden and he wants electric cars did you see all the natural disaster around this nation from weather which lead to NO POWER.Giod Luck with that!
ReplyMan! I wasn’t even invited to the wedding and want a refund! As well as credit for time served on a crime I haven’t committed yet.
Replyfinally, a reason for people who didn’t care about pollution before to actually do something about it now.
ReplyTrump just toasted himself 😂
ReplyI’ve no time for Birx, trying to whitewash her part in that clusterfuck.
ReplyCrazy drunk great uncle rant….uhhhh
ReplyDo we miss u? Not one freaking iota!
ReplySad grandpa needs to take his night meds! Forgot to talk about those getting married, and rambled on about his bitter LOST election.
Replytrump saying they are self promoters ??? …….. well now there is the pot calling the kettle black
ReplyLOL
Wow he is so desperate🤕😯😯😯
Replywho’s sally?
Reply