Former Bachelor Colton Underwood came out on Good Morning America, there were hints along the way, Billy Eichner has proof that he knew it, Trump fanboy Matt Gaetz is having a heck of week after one of his associates told prosecutors that he had encounters with women who were given cash in exchange for sex and that he had wild parties with Republican officials, President Joe Biden and Barack Obama are teaming up for a TV special to convince those hesitant to get the vaccine, scientists in China have discovered what is believed to be the oldest reptile with opposable thumbs, and Bernie Madoff died in prison.
Ohhhh wow~~~
ReplyDo not watch this guy he is the dumbest guy in comedian his brain and creepy joe are contemporary– brain damaged– watch Gutfeld” that is a good show
Replyharlan has homosexual fantasies of Pucker carlson.
ReplyWatch Greg Gutfeld at 11pm much better than this fool,!
ReplyAll these famous people n I don’t know any of them
ReplyGod bless yehya
ReplyYeyah, and Guillermo.
ReplyRoad trip show.
Where they review local landmarks, restaurants, and nightlife hotspots.
Get on it, ABC!
LOL kimmel you’re supposed to help abc Bach lol
Replywho is donald trump? matt gaetz talks about him a lot, the old has been from the apprentice? i know they’re bringing the old stuff back but think it would be a flop.
ReplyHere in Florida love gaetz — he represents a threat to the DemsRats and his cronies like this fool!!!!
ReplyTrump Funboy Matt Gaetz 🤣 👍
ReplyTRUMP = madoff
ReplyJumping the fence 😂
ReplyThat walk on the beach gave me secondhand cringe. It could fit nicely in a Judd Apatow movie.
ReplyLMMFAO 😂🤣😂… THANKS FOR KEEPING US LAUGHING JIMMY!!!
ReplyThese Bachelor Segments are so boooring 🙄
ReplyKimel is the worst, look he isnt even a man, he is told what to say how to say it, another hollywood parisite like the rest of them, most now are all woke up
ReplyJimmy Kimmel is a national treasure.
ReplyJimmy Kimmel should look in the mirror little boy
ReplyEric is so angry that Daddy likes Matt Gaetz better than him.
ReplyYeah .matty and fatty ..can take a CELL-FIE there…😁
ReplyMATTY AND FATTY lol. No wonder low IQ people find this entertaining. It’s like watching a corny cartoon.
ReplyEnough with the bachelor..jimmy its a stupid show and no one cares!
ReplyOkay. When do I laugh?
Reply四个多月后李永乐将我的评论删除后再放于网上，是知道“国家”说是废物并不重要，只做忠诚总书记的标准废物才是重要的？或仅仅只是对国内老百姓地这么一个表演就足够了？实际是在将反客观科学真理、反人民民主权力、反历史文明进步的封建反动统治文化体制的所有罪恶往一个人身上堆积“丰功伟绩”。真还不如杨振宁还知道靠抢劫我的“宇宙客观真理”理论，以真掩假地为邓总设计师站台。被我揭穿后再也不敢有所动静。海外打着各种不同旗号的邓共封建权贵垄断资本主义（如将“国家”看做是一个整体的人，是靠收刮、强盗、瘦弱经骨肌肉的营养，去供养培植壮大不劳而获的肥膘、囊肿、恶瘤地执政体制。）徒子徒孙们借“言论自由”地资本势力，不断做大做强。直到配合邓共在国际上封杀科学真理，制造是他们代表“神”（而不需要人民？难道“同样是人如果都是被神创造的，神却又没有法力保证自己的产品质量的一致性？”，还要永永远远地为自己的失误擦屁股！我的“宇宙三基本物质论”使罗马教皇本笃十六世认识到不能自圆其说的天主教理论，才是选择提出退位的根本原因。当然这也证明了：天主教是人类信仰中最具有自醒主观地客观科学认识态度的教义的。所以才会出现如此主动放弃最高神职神权，回归现实人类社会的教宗公民。像自我标榜是华人中唯一文明正确的宗教媒体《大纪元》，对于自然科学性报导文章都是要必须先加入其成员才给考虑见报。这不是比国民党、共产党在没有获得统治权时地希望都有平等的言论自由还要恶劣专治得多吗？不能认识宇宙真理只属于大自然，是全人类对大自然地客观正确认识论？而是想将“宇宙客观真理”招为自己的坐骑，成为日后独揽统治宇宙的资本？）选择了川普继续做新一届总统。想独得美国总统能够继续上位地头功？而将其冲昏头脑，改变了川普偏离科学民主法制、走上极端形而上地国内意识形态对立斗争地分裂道路，才将许多中间民众不断地被吓跑而造成政治失败的。中国文人几千年除了会依附权势、助强凌柔，靠这样造谣生事、胡说八道、出卖一切地不劳而获取一切。虽然美国的民主政治制度度过了20——21危机，以为将中共定为唯一的敌人就万事大吉了？难道能够腐蚀这个几千年的所有政权并延续腐蚀了国民党、共产党、横扫并站领过欧美现代文明的孔子学院都是中共的威力？还是中共正是被其全盘否定后，才出现地全面腐败的？中共如果不是被彻底颠覆腐败，这次可能的台海战争将起码会是朝鲜战争的翻版。否则就是文明战胜邪恶，或者还是封建邪恶势力地世界争霸。支持伪科学真理的反人类文明正义与反伪科学真理地选择站队却不明确支持科学真理？人类文明正义就是如此地无理乱套？
ReplyIt’s so disappointing that you haven’t mentioned Daunte Wright.
ReplyMaybe Matt was homing in on Mrs Trump!!
ReplyGaetz looks like he has a best friend named Beavis.
ReplyTRUMP “Matt Gaetz, I don’t think I have ever met him “
ReplyIf you can trace drug use through hair, you can trace Gaetz use back at least 2 years with that mop.
ReplyThat is a great suit you have on 👍🏽 just saying.
ReplyMatty and Fatty. Sounds just about accurate. So where’s Teddy?
ReplyGiven the chance, ALL cancers will tell you they’re innocent of any wrongdoing.
ReplyThe stench of corruption lingers on
Replyand on (ad nauseam)…
Nah, Colton just gave it a good try and then after euh….25 women? Ah, sure easy to decide you have a couple of better bro’s to hang out with.
Reply2 losers,liers
ReplyColton is now dating the cameraman.
ReplyKimmel go see a doctor or physiatrist ( like you already do not, LOL ) You truly are mental over Trump. I have never seen anybody upset somebody as Trump has upset you. Come on stop embarrassing yourself and try to act like a men. I do not think smoking pot is doing any help.
ReplyWait. Pita chips?!?!?!
ReplyHunter biden
ReplyTrump is a result of problem , not a problem . Until US realize that the real problems need to be fix , things will never get better.
ReplyMaybe Matt should give 45 a rose. Maybe he’s “jumping the fence” for T!
ReplyCuteness pie!
ReplyMatt Gaetz 4 years in Congress= Orange suit.2021/2022.
ReplyGreenberg to Gaetz, if I am going down, your coming with me..haha..haha…GOTCHA!!!
ReplyOmg jumping the fence… hahahaha….
ReplyMatty & Fatty lmfao! Jimmy Kimmel comes up w/the best jabs.
ReplyBoth of them sharing a cell that would be so awesome 😆 🤣
ReplyYehya Final episode!!! Awwww man, I love that guy. Most hilarious movie reviews ever!
ReplyDon’t tell me Trump wasn’t in the loop ? Epsteins Boys
ReplyAnything to distract from the fact that your whole nation is too stupid to wear masks.
ReplyYoungvwonen are truly naive … Boomer women could spotted this at 20 paces.
ReplyDo people actually watch those programs?🤣🤣
ReplyGaetz, Cruz, Hawley, Jordan, geez that’s what the right is defending. And on and on…Trump and his grifting machine. Hard to tell who’s the worst.
ReplyIn the middle of the great culling, how are supposed to trust that they are giving us the same vaccine as they give the rich and famous..?
No thanks.
ReplyThat jaw line says it all.
ReplyIt’s so funny to hear Jimmy say an Arabic name – yaya! Hahahahaha
ReplyI wanna know *WHO* in their right mind would *EVER* want to have sex with Gaetz???🤮🤮🤮
Reply5:55 Not funny. Outraged over someone having multiple relations and making fun of a man implying he hasn’t. Great messaging/s
ReplyKimmel didn’t joke about the woman who’d never been kissed.
What the hell are Trump supporters even for now? People that support a private citizen who has serious legal problems that’s going to land him in prison? Are Trump supporters going to break Trump out of prison? Talk about sheep! Baaaa
ReplyGaetz has absolutely nailed the “demonically possessed insane evangelist” look. He’ll be “faith healing” more young girls any day now…Lock him up!
ReplyIt would be awesome if you could make the bachelor clips their own thing. It’s embarrassing to see a grown man this caught up in it and there are those of us who don’t want to hear it.
ReplyOh billy…..gaydar
ReplyThey have SO much in common! What is Matt’s Spirit Animal?
ReplyPSA – fast forward to 4:34 and jimmy finally shuts up about the bachelor
ReplyNO, Jimmie, you and only you are in control of your own money. I blame Spielberg and all the others who handed over their money. Sad.
ReplyMaybe The Bachelor Franchise will inspire Lindsey G to finally Come Out.
ReplyStill beating that dead horse known as Trump I see… Late night is dead.
ReplyI’m sure hunter has been to the same pizza shops that Matt has.
ReplyBernie robbed people of money and Jimmy hopes “he burns in hell”. George Floyd put a shotgun to a pregnant woman’s belly and Jimmy talks about him like he’s an angel and victim.
ReplyMatts next pic will be a Cell-Fie
ReplyTrump: I don’t know Matt, I take pictures with a lot of people.
ReplyWonder if this Bachelor is paving the way for a “new” type Bachelor? It would be a HUGE hit.
ReplyNow we definitely know Trump won’t be in handcuffs, ever. Many people, many laws, many people are above the law!
ReplyJimmy Kimmel you are absolutely disgusting, you are not funny in any way shape or form. Hell is looking forward to your appearance. Get right with God before it’s too late for you and leave all the Liberal insane agenda behind. Do you like helping Satan push his agenda?
Reply❣️Jimmy 😄😅🔫🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙃😂
Reply“Matty & Fatty”, I guess it’s ok to body shame people if we don’t like them. I wonder how calling Oprah “Fatty” would go over?
ReplyI’m sorry but who with a brain watches The Bachelor???
Reply“What are those lights??”
Reply“Boats?? Seamen?!?!!!”
😭😭😭
she’s never been kissed??? bwahhhhhh ahahahahhahaha yeah ok!!
ReplyBevis & Butthead personified!
ReplyFu Jimmy Kimmel you ain’t even funny
ReplyMUAHAHAHAHAH
ReplyMarines have a choice of what vaccines to get? When the hell did that happen?
ReplyMaybe they should just rename the show, The Whatever Floats Your Boat Show!
ReplyI’m just blown away that The Bachelor is FAKE!!
ReplyHOW COULD WE KNOW!!??
“From now on ‘coming out’ will be referred to as ‘jumping the fence’.”
I am officially deceased.
Replycome on it’s obviosly a scripted twist to the competition
ReplyGates will never do a day in jail…
ReplyBachelor just jumped the shark
Replyhappy for the bachelor man , everyone should embrace who they love
ReplyMuch fun. Great work!
ReplyWhy are you not calling him John?
ReplyThe Bachelor is one of the stupidest shows I have ever seen…..
ReplyTakes the piss out of Matt Gaetz while acts like a lovestruck teenager to Hunter Biden. MSM stinks.
ReplyI have no doubt Gaetz didn’t pay for sex — directly. He had someone else pay for it for him.
Replyno charges filed
ReplyTalk about honor among thieves,,, why didn’t Trump invest with Bernie?
ReplyI am a believer in what is called nominative determinism. Peoples’ names can and will sometimes have a powerful subliminal effect upon them. For example Trump. Most probably having that name programmed him into feeling that he must trump everything. And so Kimmel jokes about Bernie Madoff ‘s name at 9:14 . But it could very well be that Madoff eventually felt that it was his destiny to have made off with something.
ReplyMaybe Colton’s next show should be called: “Colton looking for Underwood”
ReplyFrom the thumbnail I thought that was johnny knoxville taking a selfie with trump
ReplyIt’s only a matter time trumps gonna claim he never Met Matt gaetz
ReplyVOTE OUT every single rotten republican
ReplyLoL
ReplyNot really surprised from ANY of these politicians. Corruption = Power and coke fueled nights. Bottom line is. Dont worship anyone on any side. Im sure jimmy here has some insane parties at his house too. Probably just as crude.
ReplyJust remember if you’re still single, you’re significant other might not be born yet. Matt Gaetz knows.
ReplyGet the feeling Colton seeking his 15 minutes of fame…a reality show, perhaps? Definitely underlying motive here.
ReplyDamnnnnn I’d date him 👏🏽👏🏽👍🏾
ReplyActive duty marines “hesitant” to get the vaccine? Uh… when I was in, we WERE the human trials. And if a vaccine already existed, we were inoculated before we even knew what we were in line for. My vaccination record is four pages long, smh. How tf these marines “deciding” on anything??
ReplyI think Jimmy take on Colton was out of line.
ReplyMan, that scene from The Bachelor on the beach was so cringe-worthy and uncomfortable, why would anyone sit and watch that on purpose?
_GET VACCINATED, PEOPLE!_
ReplyGaetz is one of those types that if you met on the street or in a bar your gut would tell you “get away from this guy” especially if your female.
Reply8:57 Got opposable thumbs, immediately go out for steak and a beer.
ReplyDamn, Jimmy is cute 😘😘
ReplyJimmy is not even funny. what a waste of time
ReplyWho the f*** has to CONVINCE military personnel to take their vaccines? You order them to do it and that’s it. Bunch of namby-pamby wusses!
ReplyOh billy you so funny 😂
ReplyHarlan Hill is about to jump the fence … 😉
ReplyLove your monologues. It’s nice to have a funny slant on the news
ReplyGOD-BLESS YOU SIR DONALD J TRUMP PRESIDENT FIGHTER SLAYER OF PEDOWOOD MEDIAWOOD DEMOWOOD. JOE BIDEN IT IS NOT HIM OPEN EYES .LOOK A5 EA4S
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