President Trump couldn’t help but to make the pardoning of ‘Drumstick’ and ‘Wishbone’ about ‘Obama’ and ‘Obama.’
first comment after a year
How can Americans elect such an idiot ? … Im still clueless
What happens when 2 trump supporters break up…. …could we still b brother n sister
I can’t wait to see Trump’s tweet rants that the turkey’s didn’t publicly thank him.
*_Thanksgiving Dinner — November 23, 2017 — 4.33 pm_* HOST: Attention, everyone. I just wanted to extend a big “hello” to all our friends and relatives. Welcome to our humble home. _(everyone cheers)_ First of all, so as not to repeat the disaster that _was_ last Thanksgiving, we’ve decided to put the Trump supporters down the basement. And while that may not _sound_ great, there are three big-screen TVs blasting Fox News down there — and you can wear your MAGA hats at the dinner table — so there’s that. Ooh, and if we could keep the accidental shootings amongst you Trump folks down to two this year, that’d be fantastic.
Now, as for the rest of us — those who still believe “two plus two equals four” — we’ll be eating in the formal dining room, having intelligent conversation, and using things like utensils and facts. _(Voice in Crowd: “Fake news!”)_
Also, to the Alex Jones fans among us — before you even ask me — the answer is yes: this dinner is not actually happening and is all a conspiracy cooked up by demon-spawn Hillary Clinton and funded by billionaire George Soros. So congrats — you called it. Also, once I’ve wrapped up the leftovers, you Alex Jones fans can help yourselves to all the tinfoil left on the roll. _(Uncle Marty: “Woohoo”)_
Oh, and will the person with the giant Confederate flag painted on their 2002 Kia Spectra please move your car. You’re parked in front of a fire hydrant — or as the Alex Jones fans call them, “Deep State Spy Spigots.” _(Uncle Marty: “Damn right they are!!”)_ Anyway, it’d be great if you could park your “General Lee” a little further down the street… ya know, on the far right.
And lastly, as a side note, my proudly bigoted second cousin Harlan — who last year wore the “Jews Will Not Replace Us” jacket — has been replaced this year by my long-time accountant, Irv Fishman. Great to have you here, Irv, and thanks for the Matzah balls.
Anyhoo, welcome again, thanks for joining us, and Happy Thanksgiving to all!! _(everyone cheers)_
I’m all for hating on Trump but that line about not being allowed to undo Obama’s pardon on Tater and Tot was pretty funny and self-aware.
He’s like a *petty 7-year-old boy* .. I just don’t understand how anyone could look past that..
Barron looks so happy! ? P.S. I have a feeling that this won’t be the first time he’ll try to be pardoning some turkeys this year! 😀
Your president focuses his time to investigate wether he can overturn a pardon for two turkeys.
No comments. *That itself is the joke.*
Didn’t he already use his annual turkey pardon on Arpaio?
If those turkeys were called ‘Bill’ and ‘Hillary’ Trump would be facing one of his greatest conundrums yet.
Trump literally molest that turkey with his very big hands.
What’s with the pardoning?
“There they’ll join Tater and Tot, the two turkeys pardoned last year by president Obama” – wait, wait, wait… last year? Obama? This can’t… Holy shit Trump’s actually been president for only a year and not for the last eternity like it feels
They should remake movies featuring a US president to reflect the current one. Turkeys on board Air Force One.
Trump is learning all sorts of fun facts about pardoning, isn’t he? Have they explained to him yet, that he cannot pardon himself?
Trump caught sexually harassing a turkey.
Trump was about to sexually harass Drumstick
Trump is a sad ?????? thing
My God he actually thought he was being funny by bringing up his obsession with Obama’s previous directives and the turkeys.
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