Americans are reportedly more hopeful about the future than they have been in 15 years, condom sales have skyrocketed over the last month, President Joe Biden visited an elementary school in Virginia, the crew of the Space X Dragon successfully splashed down after six months in orbit, Jimmy tries to deliver a Girl Scout Cookie to Guillermo via drone, casinos in Las Vegas are allowed to operate at 80% capacity, Mitt Romney was booed by fellow Republicans which was music to Donald Trump’s ears, and since Michael Flynn had a hard time coming up with the words for the Pledge of Allegiance we decided to show an experiment we did on Hollywood Blvd to see if average Americans have trouble with it too.
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The millions that voted for and still idolize Mango Mussolini should be ashamed and embarrassed.
ReplyHe stood his ground, he will also understand how satan is having a ball with these nit wits.
ReplyMitt…I still have 5 houses b*tches
ReplyWoo-hoo! The libraries are open! 🏦📙📕📘📓📗🕵
ReplyPlease read this carefully ;
Every one of us has sinned against God. We’ve lied, we’ve stolen, we’ve sinned sexually, and we’ve taken His name in vain; which makes us liars, thieves, fornicators and blasphemers … Yet this is only four of our many transgressions .
The problem is, we can never ‘outweigh’ our sin with good works because God is perfect in Holiness, meaning his standard is beyond our reach. He is also perfect in Justice, meaning, he will bring EVERY sin to light. The punishment for our sin is death, and Hell; a place of Eternal Fire, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth .
Fortunately God is also perfect in Love, so 2000 years ago He left his throne in heaven, and came to earth as a man named Jesus Christ. While here, he lived a perfectly righteous life, only to take the punishment that We deserved; Our sinless creator became Our sin, and endured a gruesome death on a cross for our sake .
Right before he died, he said ‘it is finished’ .. meaning, the debt for our sins has been paid in full. And on the third day, he defeated death and rose from the grave. So now, we can go free from the wrath of God’s judgement not by earning it, but rather, as a free gift of grace ..
Except gifts can be either accepted or rejected. So this is what you must do in response ;
Humbly admit to God that you have sinned against him. Then, confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord, Your savior, and the ruler of your life from this moment forward ( Romans 10:9 ) .
Do these things, and you will be saved .
If you do so sincerely, God will grant you a new heart which no longer finds comfort in sin, but instead desires to read and obey his word. He will also grant you Eternal life in his presence; The greatest pleasure on earth doesn’t even come close to what God is preparing for believers in the afterlife .
You’ve been informed ; Now the choice is yours. What you do with this information will determine where you will be for ETERNITY.. Meaning, this is the single most critical decision you will EVER make .
Jesus Christ awaits you this very moment. Do not put off surrendering your life to him, because your tomorrow isn’t guaranteed… and as it is written ( Hebrews 9 : 27 ) ;
‘It is appointed unto man ONCE to die, but after this, THE JUDGMENT’ .
ReplyWait, no one is wearing a mask in L.A anymore ?!
ReplyWhen I was a young adult it was a sweet custom to pick up a daisy and pluck the flower petals one by one saying “she loves me she loves me not” until it ends in one or the other. Young boys and girls who sweetly emulate this usually not have daisies they can freely pick. But dandelions, though a weed work just as well. They are not planted, they flourish everywhere. First lessons in love. It was also a custom to brush the dandelion under her chin. If the chin turns yellow (which it will) it means she loves you. Great line often used. The puffy white looking dandelion is the seed plume that forms after the petals fade. The most moving custom is the girl blows the plume into the air symbolizing spreading the seeds of flowers into the world. A lasting youthful impression that apparently has been with old Joe and Jill going up the hill to this day.
ReplyI guess Republicans are are not for this concept. They prefer Melania staring a murderous hole in the back of Dons head, smacking his hand away when he tries to hold hands, and not living in the Whitehouse let alone sleeping in his bed.
Jimmy I love ya, but you do realize Trump is not the president anymore. I know he is low hanging fruit but we can move forward now.
Replyi know it cuz of marshal matters
ReplyHey Jimmy, I’m a licensed Part 107 commercial drone pilot and a photographer if you need a guy cause I need a job. lol I’m also fully vaccinated.
ReplySo happy this two are back ✌🏼
ReplyI’m an Englishman who has lived here for 40 years and even I know the pledge of allegiance. Even better, I know who wrote it, where and when. I’ve rarely found an American who knows anything about its history.
ReplyWhy are you giving Trump any fuvking attention? Stop it Jimmy!
ReplyI completely forgot that presidents went to classrooms. Can u imagine trump in a kids’ class? 🤣 I’m sorry that just cracks me up. Like dogs kids would hate him too
ReplyThis guy’s funnier than the Chinese flu
ReplyBooing Mitt does not say anything about his “Caricature” ___the booing DOES say A LOT about them though!!! F-N MORONS!
ReplyMORE CASEY WILSON!
ReplyJimmy: isn’t that right guillermo?
ReplyGuillermo: yes jimmy that’s right.
(Guillermo collects his $500k a year pay)
😂
Can we please quit giving the ex prez air time. Or at least refer to him as “he that shall not be named” until America is weened off.
ReplyOmg…that kid was hilarious! Funeral Director! Smart! Always have work!
ReplyMitt is proof Not all Republicans drank the covfefe 🙉🙈🙊🐎💩🍊🍖🤡 Kool-Aid.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸❤+💙=💜🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸✌🤠👍
ReplyNot surprised that no one could remember “indivisible” In the pledge of allegiance.
ReplyWe are devided as hell.
The phrase “under God” was incorporated into the Pledge of Allegiance on June 14, 1954, by a Joint Resolution of Congress amending § 4 of the Flag Code enacted in 1942.
Replyits crazy how much more views kimmel gets on his political monologues than fallon
ReplyI’m not surprised that Trump gets so much joy in Roomney getting booed. Bullies love that, when their victims suffer.
ReplySuch a pledge is stupid anyway! That is what we’re thinking over here… Greetings from Germany
ReplyAs a kid in public school in the ’70s and ’80s, we started the school day with the pledge of allegiance: “I pledge alliance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands – one nation – under god, with liberty and justice for all.” It was all very “patriotic” and all, but I don’t remember ever talking about what the words or the pledge meant.
ReplyThank you Mitt Romney! Last real Republican standing 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
ReplyIs it me or was the cookie drone part very uncomfortable. It’s bad enough his sidekick is Mexican but……
ReplyThat kids parents should be aware their kid might be a future serial killer. We’ve just seen the 1st “red flag”.
ReplyWhat’s with the drunk crowd watching this monologue? The absurd fake laughing is dreadful
ReplyThe Republican Party is way too right wing for Mitt Romney. Trump tho. His press releases are The best press releases.
ReplyFlynn getting “hear” and “listen” backwards, hyping the pledge of allegiance and failing it.
ReplyOther guy confusing indivisible, a feeling of unity, with individual, a “every man for himself” idea.
Is idiocracy finally happening ?
A smart dude!.. didn’t Kimmel ask under age women what’s in his pants?..
ReplyThis f… Kimmel uses Guillermo like his pet but he feels like an authority to criticize racism. Hypocrite like everybody in the media
ReplyDid you notice how biden only picked the black children
ReplyThat kid scared the hell out of Biden with love of dead bodies 🤣
ReplyFriggin ‘pledge of allegiance’! That’s one seriously brainwashed parroting manipulated can’t-think-for-yourselves population you have got over there.
And look at them all raising their hand to their hearts like obedient zombies.
And you geniuses have got nukes!
Replyomg republicans these days, a disgrace 🤮🤮🤮
ReplyWho gives a she-ite about Trump’s delight? Maybe Mitt Romney and Michael Flynn are smart enough to know that giving allegiance to a flag makes about as much sense as throwing one’s country to low intellect.
ReplyY’all must’ve been living in hell, COVID ended here in Texas a while ago.
ReplyI am not surprised about Utah…Seems natural….I live here…Also…Trump is calling the kettle black ⚫…AGAIN…
ReplyHopefully, those who couldn’t recite the Pledge were a microcosm of the test group. If not, it would come as no surprise.
ReplyIf they do want to play that game we should give them a taste of their medicine!
ReplyThe only other countries that do this kind of chauvanistic pledges are the Philippines, and one of the Korea’s. Please stop this cringy backwards indoctrination. It isn’t good for you. Also people weren’t that smart in the 1800s. Which sounds like a long time ago to an American, but really isn’t.
ReplyFreaking lie berry it’s library.
Replytrump is an imbecile, flynn is right there with him. I’ve lived overseas for more than 20 years and can still recite the pledge correctly. Sign of the times when the only thing so called patriots can do is hug the flag.
ReplyIf you about it pledging allegiance to a flag is a bit weird why not the people or the constitution or something
ReplyI had to say the pledge of allegiance every day at school, how do people not remember it? It is burnt into my brain forever.
ReplyThe general is traitor. He didn’t know how to keep his oath, did you think he knew the pledge of allegiance. I’m sure his fate is protected by his ?
ReplyKimmel used to be funny, now its all politics.
ReplyJimmy is back
ReplyVOTE out all rotten republicans
ReplyGet over him dude get over Trump and get a life! Perhaps you should work on real pranks instead of scripted ones with your aunt. LOL!
ReplyRomney is a truthful and courageous man of integrity
ReplyLol. When I was in fourth grade I wanted to be a forensic pathologist (they are board certified MD’s who perform autopsies).
ReplyMore power to you, kid.
Still talking about Trump
ReplyYou can’t make this s**t up!
ReplyReality is weirder than fiction.
He forgot it was a still a republic since he tried to destroy it and help install the 4th Reich…
ReplyTrump is a career criminal
ReplyThanks to two years of first period Spanish, I can say the entire flag salute in English and Spanish. But then again, I’m old.
ReplyI was taught in grade school not to boo people. Especially those on my own team.
ReplyAsking Americans to recite the pledge…..total fail. Ask them to name all the Kardashians ….probably not miss a single one. Scary huh.
ReplyIt’s like the lord’s prayer every one remember s this.
ReplyWe used to say the pledge of allegiance in school.
ReplyI don’t believe in many of Republicans politics; but Mitt Romney and Liz Cheney do get my utmost respect.
ReplyI bet he knew the Russian pledge of allegiance.
Reply🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Traitor Flynn
I’m not sure Guillermo is enjoying that as much as Jimmy is
ReplyTrump.. is the biggest joke ever! 🤡
Replynot surprised americans forgot about the word justice…
ReplyTrumpers are the worst of us.
ReplyMICHAEL FLYNN WAS SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
ReplyNot being able to recite the pledge of allegiance shows how crazy he is!!
And wish 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyI would NEVER let my children around a sadistic child sniffer.. the stats are wrong, more Americans are not liking how this country is headed then those who do..
ReplyTrump supporters never waste a moment to express their their ignorance.
ReplyBREAKING NEWS …
John Barron, a spokesman for Donald Trump, issued the following statement regarding Michael Flynn’s botched attempt at The Pledge:
“We have determined that, prior to this event, Michael Flynn had been abducted and locked in a janitorial closet located in this venue’s basement. He was forced to use the mop bucket as a toilet and he was fed only small quantities of water and Girl Scout Trefoil cookies.
Joe Biden then went on stage wearing a rubber mask resembling Flynn.
We later discovered that this heinous plot had been organized and carried out by, none other than Antifa!
ReplyHaha Flynn can’t recite Pledge good show and Germo too his laugh is something that you would laugh more
ReplyWish these people would wake up
ReplyRomney is a Republican. Not a Trump Pet. So deal with it. Republicans don’t allow a Dictator to run their party.
ReplyKimmel is the most disrespectful person on the “late show circuit”. Anyone who has an opposing view (which would be any conservative or one who holds traditional values) he will vilify and ridicule and do the name-calling sophomoric route. Kimmel puts himself on a pedestal and has extreme self worship. “As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly”. Proverbs 26:11.
ReplyRomney getting booed because he stood up to the evil of Trump is actually quite sad. They’re doing the same thing to Cheney. The GQP is lost.
ReplyFascism in its finest form ! A small prison around every kid 😂😂😂😂😂 wellwishes from Sweden! 😂😂😂 We är Still free and not caughing😂😂😂
ReplyFunny…well, not really. My family moved from Quebec to Maine in 1960. when I was 10 (I loved Maine!). And part of the morning process was to stand in class and recite the Pledge of Alliegence before classes started….I never pledged, because. wasn’t a citizen, but I did learn the Pledge, and I still remember the words. along with the names of all 50 states and the state capitals…So Flynn….an ex-general….should have been educated in Maine..
ReplySo any jokes aimed at liberal democrats is put of the question, isn’t it? I wonder why. 🤑🐭
ReplyWait how do ppl not know the pledge we had to recite it everyday at school.
ReplyWhy is Jimmy so mean to Guillermo? It’s getting ridiculous..
ReplyNot a fan of some of the Jimmy/ Guillermo interactions… am I the only one that is sometimes uncomfortable with that?
ReplyFlynn would have had no trouble reciting the pledge if they has just done it in Russian.
ReplyHate the way he treats Guillermo
ReplyWhat is wrong with those f..king idiots.
ReplyDrunk on funk
ReplyIsn’t the Pledge of Allegiance recited in schools anymore?
ReplyI can’t recall when I last recited it, sometime in the 60s, but still remember each word.
General Flynn is a disgrace.
Apparently loser Trump has forgotten the times he was booed.
ReplyReally sad 😞 pledge of allegiances
ReplyGood for Mitt standing up to Trump.
ReplyI’m Canadian and I can recite the Pledge of Allegiance. Also the preamble of the Constitution.
ReplyIm 37. I lived in L.A. from when I was 6 years old. I lived there for 3 years.
ReplyI still remember the pledge to this day. I guess it meant more to me than I thought.
I would vote for Mitt Romney for President. I pray to God he wins…
ReplyKimmel is just not funny anymore since he is so WOKE
Replyhow do these people not know the pledge of allegiance? wtf?
ReplyJimmy is a piece of shi*!! You won’t believe the skeletons in his closet. But you will soon. His day is coming.
ReplyJust in case anyone who doesn’t know the pledge, and would like to learn it…
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
ReplyAnd to the republic for which it stands: One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
sad how many of these morons don’t know the pledge…
ReplyThat guy can’t do much of anything, can he? That Guillerno.
ReplyWhy most US night show presenters have a minority assistant, and in the same time are strong advocates against racial bias? Just asking. I’m sure there is a reason explaining this.
ReplyIsn’t Jimmy the sweetest most hilarious guy?
Replyoh mate [facepallm] this one did not work but will go into history.
ReplyTrump the Gomer!
ReplyOne child want to be a Funeral Directives. A Funeral Directive appoints a person or several persons to hold the power to organize your funeral and deposition of your remains. This person authorizes a memorial, says who can and cannot attend your funeral and if you are cremated or buried at sea
ReplyI am a speech pathologist at a public school in liberal Massachusetts. We say the pledge daily. There’s nothing funnier than little kids with articulation issues saying the pledge. Young kids have no idea what they are saying, so they make most of it up. Then add the speech errors combined with a loud and proud presentation. Hilarious. I always try to schedule kindergarten articulation groups first thing in the morning. Great way to start my day.
ReplytRump doesn’t know the Pledge to the Flag or the Lord’s Prayer. Why would he? Neither mentioned him.
ReplyWere they no responsible persons there?
Reply“I wanna be a ^ucking Gangster mr. president”
ReplyAs a foreigner I find any country that tells children to blindly swear fealty to a nation by reciting a weird poem to a flag deeply weird.
Reply🖕 Jimmy Kimmel
ReplyRomney has achieved hero status in my book. A very honorable opponent.
ReplyTrump 2024👍🏻. Make American Great Again. Gonna be a challenge after the mess this idiots making
ReplyWhile I admit to a morbid interest in what Trump is up to, we have to stop giving him our attention. It just makes him more powerful.
Reply9:42
ReplyDo americans even get how weird that pledge thing is?
ReplyDoes kimmel ever stop crying?
ReplyWe all know the fraud that is going on. When are we the people going to
Replyget together and do “Class action lawsuits” for treason and crimes against
humanity? Let’s start having that conversation. We can do this together
without an attorney!!!
How do you pledge allegiance to an inanimated object…the flag does not represent all the people of the USA.
ReplyObama thought there were 47 states and Biden can’t even use stairs, where are the videos laughing at that?
ReplyHow bad are Kimmels ratings that he needed the Pillow Guy to boost him
ReplyMitt Romney is one of the very few republicans worth admiration
ReplyNo one like a traitor. Everyone laughed at the traitor…even Democrats!
ReplyPatriots……
The National Basketball Association, MSM and Major League Baseball have become political action committee’s for President Harris and her puppet Joe Biden. In addition, the following companies (listed below) worked on Joe Biden’s behalf, campaigned for Biden and other Democrats, fund raised for BLM and other far left activist organizations.
Financial Boycott whenever possible the following. ……NBA/WNBA, MLB, Modelo Beer, Pacifico Beer, Sonic, Corona Beer, Wendy’s, US Bank, Coca-Cola products, State Farm Insurance, The General Insurance, Nerdwallet, Dunkin Donuts, Baskin Robbins, Best Buy, Wayfair, Kohls, Cigna, Delta Airlines, United Airlines, Microsoft, Home Depot, Vivint, Verizon, New York Times, Washington Post, USA today, ESPN, CNN, MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS, TNT, TBS, TLC, PBS, OWN, Oxygen, Discovery Channel, Discovery Plus, Bloomberg, Facebook, Twitter.
Pass this on.
ReplyI have no idea what the pledge even is. But I’m Australian, so there’s that.
ReplyJust think how many people the, cost of this rich man’s folly, could feed.
ReplyHere’s a tip in case you need it: My father told me that a light on the drone indicates a reference so you can determine which way it will go when told to travel.
Reply“I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”
Reply11:01 Someone should do this to keep Trump out of Washington.
*This is sarcasm, for the record*
ReplyLike even if this is only a percentage of the people who you asked, it’s still an embarrassingly large amount of people who don’t know it like, at all.
ReplyLook at Jimmy and Mick it’s time to start the circle jerk. Never mind both men are limp LOL
ReplyI wear a PROUD TO BE WHITE T-shirt in opposition to the anti-white influence this administration has.. Any white men out there who have the guts to do the same?
ReplyMitt Romney is a better man than Donald Trump
ReplyThose who praise Mitt have a very low bar for decency. Mitts great….just don’t turn your back to him LOL.
Reply1:50Love you all
Replycome, let’s talk
1:50 😅
ReplyI love God and my country, I will honour the flag, serve the Queen, and cheerfully obey my parents, teachers, and the law.
After 60 years, I’m a bit rusty. I knew serving the Queen was a thing, but forgot were to put it. So I looked it up.
ReplyThis is pathetic that they don’t know the pledge.
ReplyThat is sad they cannot recite the pledge, I still remember word for word the preamble to the constitution from 8th grade.
ReplyDisgusted by how Guillermo was treated here.
ReplyHow many stupid people on the show’s staff, including the host, let that pass?
And you think Guillermo and his family really were okay about it? ‘Cause you’d all been frakken it for so long?
No!
Hey, can we get a BIG “yay!” response re: the kids who wants to be a funeral director?
ReplyI appreciate that kid’s honesty when they said they enjoy working with dead bodies. Nothing wrong with that. Someone has to do it. Having a career goal that early is nothing to sneeze at either.
Reply*standing, facing the flag with your hand over your heart*
ReplyI pledge allegiance
To the flag
Of the United States of America
And to to the republic, for which it stands
One nation
Under God
Indivisible
With liberty and justice for all
I did that every single school day for years. I don’t know how people don’t know it omg!
Screw those people booing at Mitt. It’s amazing how much Mitt has earnt my respect considering how he used to be. He has principles and he holds to them. He could’ve easily lied to the crowd. He is a politician after all. But he didn’t. Good for him. Of course Trump relishes in others misfortune. Can we ban him from making statements too. I guess the warden at whatever prison he ends up in will take care of that.
ReplyIt shows again how misguided and rude the GOP folks are. The Utah GOP rather support the anti-Christ Trump, who with every fiber of his existence is 180 out of line with the Mormon belief, then to realize how misguided their support for Trump and his ideal really was and is. Two-faced and hypocrites seems to stand for the Utah GOP and Utah Mormons.
ReplyThis President is really nothing but a reality tv host. He knew nothing! Didn’t know how to govern, negotiate and he read his speech like it was the first time he read it. Who in the Hell wanted 4 more years of this embarrassment. I loved Obama, but I didn’t wear clothing with his name all over it, cars with flags….. That’s not Normal!!!!
ReplyMitt Romney 👎👎👎👎 buuuuuuh!
ReplyFlynn in some underground dodgy dive
ReplyJimmy KIMMELL is In fact a puppet for the CCP
ReplyGuillermo is a delight
ReplyThis pledge of allegiance thing is so weird. This is what I expect in a totalitarian country like North Korea but not in a free country like the U.S. … well, perhaps they are not as free as the always claim 😉
ReplyThis man is obssesed with Trump.😾😾😾😾
ReplyThe only thing funny about him, is…he thinks he’s funny.
ReplyUSA should be aware that it is seriously weird to pledge allegiance to a flag. I guess that explains flag-hugging… reassuring that so many forget the details of the childhood attempts to put flag ahead of humans.
ReplySeriously, Flynn should have followed serious public speakers, had a cheat-sheet to ensure important quotes are accurate!
Guillermo got the best job ever !
ReplyIt’s funny Flynn doesn’t know, but his audience knew each and every word!
ReplyFlyn hasn’t said anything wrong.
ReplyJimmy, why didn’t you question as to how many dead bodies a kid her age ‘works’ with??? Missed that one!
ReplyMusk is forcing homeowners out of their homes next to his space x facility in Texas. Talk about that.
ReplyHaving Guillermo chase a cookie like a dog was not cool Jimmy
ReplyWat do u want2become wen u r not dead!Definitely not jimmy
ReplyThat’s gotta be humiliating 🤷🏼♀️
ReplyDonald Trump will NEVER OWN ME, but he owns most of the Republican Party because those cowards have NO BACKBONE. They praise white supremacy like Trump does.
ReplyMuch like kimmel, mitt panders to those pulling his strings. What a shame the swamp didn’t get drained.
ReplyCONDOMS / RAIN COATS. PRICES. ARE
ReplyINFLATED… YET, THE SLAUGHTERED
BABIES. HAVE. SKY ROCKEVTED…..
MY. GRANDMOTHER WHO COULD
ReplyNOT READ OR WRITE, SAID THE
PLEDGE. BY. MEMORY.. AT. AGE: 80.
LETS. All. CHALLENGE. ALL. ON
ReplyTHE. PLEDGE…..
disgusting
ReplyHahaha, Michael Flynn.
ReplyThat girl said “I enjoy working with dead bodies”…not that she thinks she WOULD like working with them…what?
ReplyJimmy is writhing in the death throws
ReplyI’ll help carry the rail
ReplyRepublicans proving time again that they are the dumbest people in America
ReplyFor the first time ever, I actually want a drone.
ReplyComplete failure of American education. Where are these folks’ parents?
ReplyBarbaric Mormons in Utah! How dare you try to take away their very own Führer!!
Reply