Trump Claims COVID “Affects Virtually Nobody” & CDC Accidentally Tells the Truth

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Published on September 23, 2020

The first day of Fall is upon us, more than 200 new emojis are set to be released yet Jimmy’s meatball emoji is still nowhere to be found, newscasters struggle to say “Schitt’s Creek” on air, Jimmy encourages people to register to vote, Republicans rush to fill the empty Supreme Court seat, Trump claims the virus “affects virtually nobody,” something fishy is going on at the CDC, and a fake COVID “health and safety officer” pranks some of our staffers on the first day back.

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20 comments

  • David Hearne 12 months ago

    The beard is good, you looked better with longer hair. I’m Canadian hope you don’t give me Schitt with out a paddle.

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  • S T 12 months ago

    Like for meatball emoji

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  • GangStar’s Paradise 12 months ago

    Fire’s are starting to change colors

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  • Doug Walker 12 months ago

    This is very funny stuff. 😐

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  • Flordeliza Cabading 12 months ago

    Trump your done!

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  • Alex Augustine 12 months ago

    Deep down in my village called Kisian, in kisumu Kenya we have a CDC research centre ever since I was a kid, we grew up respecting the thing and admired it for years, the people who got to work with them were considered set for life. But nowadays the place is like a ghost of its former self in all possible ways. Nobody dreams of working with them anymore, the cabro road leading to the Center that was previously well maintained and lit is falling apart.

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  • Robert Riess 12 months ago

    The meatball is already back, in the form of who ever wrote this episode thinking it was funny! NOT!

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  • Kay 12 months ago

    Oh man I missed these two.

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  • selftuff 12 months ago

    please tell everyone its a joke cause you know those trumpards will believe it…….

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  • Beau33 12 months ago

    Jimmy! No diversity on your team. Just white people. Please diversify your team

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  • Eric Williams 12 months ago

    Man, I missed Jimmy

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  • PacificAirwave144 12 months ago

    200 Thousand dead which is less 1% of those who had to live through it–you do the math. And still encouraging mask less rally’s…

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  • Athreya Paranthaman 12 months ago

    Corona go! Corona go! Corona go!

    Copy this to make it go away

    Corona go!

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  • Richard Haselrig 12 months ago

    So so so funny. So so so true. So so so …. Why is Trump still President. We want 400,000 dead?

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  • Elvira-Irina Reisinger 12 months ago

    Question to those who follow the court topic in detail: how serious or alarming is the info that Trump filled tons (?) of federal court seats (?) with conservatives??? It’s not like he just phones them election night and demands A FAVOUR…???

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  • Mark Wallace 12 months ago

    I wish I could get high at work.

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  • blank blank 12 months ago

    I think they’re scared people will use the meatballs to represent, uh, balls-balls

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  • Jacqueline Wernett 12 months ago

    Really..they can say scheisse creek…its german for shitz.

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  • Anthony M831 12 months ago

    Ahhhh back in the studio🤟🏼…Miss Fred tho..R.I.P

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  • Jacqueline Wernett 12 months ago

    Mitt Romney, get ready…LDS…no..Joseph Smith not greatest guy to walk Earth…When you die, you don’t get to meet up on some made up planet…and the rule planets. You are not Prophetic

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