LA had an earthquake at 2am today, a group of atomic scientists gathered to update what they call “The Doomsday Clock,” Donald Trump will soon be back on Facebook and Instagram, he posted on Truth Social about winning the Senior Club Championship at Trump International Golf Club despite missing the whole first day, the Mike Pence classified document thing is really screwing Republicans up and Ted Cruz felt compelled to comment, George Santos has admitted to the Federal Election Commission that a $500,000 personal loan he claims to have made to his campaign didn’t actually come from him, one of our writers Louis Virtel is here with a new George Santos edition of Virtel it Like It Is, and in honor of our 20th Anniversary Jimmy looks back at the time he said goodbye to cable when he made the move to network TV in 2003.
About Jimmy Kimmel Live:
Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”
Lmao trump looking like he’s gonna have a heart attack. But keep up that stamina clown.
ReplyI’d be slightly annoyed if I bought a massive clock and there was only a quarter of it and it constantly said “It is 90 seconds to midnight”. Unlike even a broken clock this one would only be right for one second once a day. Plus it would be slightly distracting that five ghouls revealed that fact each day. I suppose you get what you pay for though, I really shouldn’t’ complain.
ReplyTrump is not perfect but he is better than all your woke hypocrite leader like biden, Clinton, Pelosi,…
ReplyGod bless trump…let’s go.
Keep um whinning..
Trump is a total cheat at everything….
ReplyThe amount of money they must’ve spent on that time machine…no wonder there’s so much inflation right now.
Reply90 seconds to midnight, then I would have to get a new court date in Heaven, who knows how long that waiting list is! Where can I charge my phone? No! You stand in line and think about what you did! Ok, you only have 2 things you go ahead…
ReplyAtleast Santos is being forced too exercise running from the press every time he shows up for work .
ReplyThat one laugh from the audience member is annoying af.
ReplyTed Cruz has no spine
ReplyI’ve never seen the media obsess over anyone the way they are over Santos right now.
ReplyFlight logs, madafaka, flight logs …
ReplyThat endiing montage tho!! The Sopranos! Fabulous. Congratulations Jimmy Kimmel!
ReplyChubby Trumpy has golf sorted . Cheat, lie and procrastinate, and get George to caddy for you.
ReplyHow is it that Trump hasn’t suffered a massive heart attack.
Reply90 Seconds 2 Midnight sounds like a 30 Seconds to MARS cover band
ReplyHow stupid the whole thing is
10:57 Shout out to Stuart Scott!🫡
ReplyWho is the popcorn guy @ 9:17?
ReplyI can’t believe Jimmin kimmel did that too cable so many years ago, how Funny🤣😂🤣😂
Reply𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 $𝟭𝟱,𝟬𝟬𝟬 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗯𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝘀𝗸𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲. 𝗟𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵, 𝗜 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗱 $𝟭𝟴,𝟬𝟬𝟬 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗮𝘆. 𝗦𝘂𝗿𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝘆, 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘆 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆. 𝗜𝘁𝘀 𝗽𝗮𝘆 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗷𝗼𝗯𝘀. 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘁𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗮𝘀𝗸 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵.
Reply.
.
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗮𝗴𝗲——————————————————>>> 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐉𝐨𝐛𝟏.𝐂𝐨𝐦
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 $𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲… 𝐘𝐞𝐬! 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐀𝐃𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝟐𝟓𝟑𝟕 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐬.. 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄====)> 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐳.𝐜𝐨𝐦
Reply𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 $𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲… 𝐘𝐞𝐬! 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐀𝐃𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝟐𝟓𝟑𝟕 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐬.. 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄====)
Reply