Hot Take breaks down Facebook’s Trump ban, Brian Kilmeade’s epic takedown of a child, and the fight for D.C. statehood with Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton.
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ReplyDemocrats should shut up about the Republicans slavishly following dirty Donald Trump – he is after all the world’s biggest loser so what’s not to like?
ReplySorry but England is the 51st state. Just ask Boris Johnson.
ReplyBeer anyone 🤣
Replydid you do a lab study of their tissue ? did the doctor ? you have no way of knowing what a sick person has with no ”chemical ID ., , in virus epidemies the law said autopsies must be done to ID the cause, ..how do you know you have an epidemic , if many cause? …learn some science know the fraud. .
ReplyThe cartoon characterizations of the news segments, while somewhat funny, just can’t replace the Colbert. We miss you, sir! ❤
ReplyYou’re a mean baby!
ReplyCDC updates cases mean nothing need lab test . sick; did you do a lab study of their tissue ? did the doctor ? you have no way of knowing what a sick person has with no ”chemical ID ., , in virus epidemies the law said autopsies must be done to ID the cause, ..how do you know you have an epidemic , if many cause? …learn some science know the fraud. .
ReplyManchin is a GOP saboteur plant
ReplyMango Mussolini being “censored”
ReplyThe Republican Party stands for nothing. No policy, no laws.. just a bunch of idiots who don’t understand the government decided to get elected to overturn and dismantle or withdraw from it like it’s their personal ATM while people starve.
ReplyIt’s all they do. It’s all they’ve ever done. Wether it’s wars at home or overseas.. these morons are on the case.
domino pizza effect -> brain knot
ReplyConservatives censoring Conservatives as they get ready to force Liz Cheney out because she would not pledge absolute loyalty to the one term, twice impeached, New York City real estate con cult.
ReplyOMG
ReplyJoe Manchin sucks really really bad
ReplyExactly, nobody cares about the rights of private-jet owners and the suffering they have to endure at the sight of all those homeless people they have to look at when they are forced to take the road sometimes. Who will stand up for the oppressed rich? Who will care about the poor billionaires who wake up depressed at the thought of another day of having nothing to do and billions to spend..? The pain of privilege and the burden of luxury all a dagger to the heart.. as Caitlin Jenner the trans-icon who supports anti-trans proposals so rightly pointed out in that interview with Hannity yesterday. I felt sorry for her but that was mostly because she looked so hideous that she was challenging the ugly inside with the ugly outside in a riveting contest of ‘Do I look dead inside, or dead outside, or both?’
ReplyDid they play Marvel Avengers theme
ReplyHow awesome is Eleanor Norton!!!
ReplyD.C. statehood is about Washington becoming an empire unto itself within the United States.
ReplyIf this truly makes political and economic sense then every state capital should become a state unto itself.
Cheney voted with trump 92.9% of his presidency. That makes her the most loyal trumpist.
I shed no tears for her
ReplyDC resident for the past 7 years here: Eleanor Holmes Norton, please fucking retire. You were elected 30 years ago. Done nothing. The DC Rep should EVERY SINGLE DAY be yelling and screaming about statehood. You’ve done nothing. Leave.
ReplyIf D.C. was red, it would have had statehood decades ago.
ReplyMake DC the 51st State *NOW*
Reply#DCStatehoodNOW
So the lopsided governor thinks they have control over our representatives
ReplyI love Rep Holmes … They’re coming at me from every where, left and right… Mostly right
Replyno one is shocked to find…
Replythat the only Republican with any balls…
is a gay woman…
Cheney might support forcing Republican Representatives to testify before Congress on their parts in the January 6th insurrection. Nothing else matters to them.
ReplyMy god this show is comedy gold!🤣
ReplyDonald Trump is crapping bricks in his diapers because he’s going to prison
ReplyI love this show!!! 😅😄😃🤣😂😁😷
ReplyDo we need lobbyists and political hacks picking another 2 senators? Buy 51 and get 2 for free!
ReplySaying it and doing are two different things
ReplyNothing says freedom like voting out Senators who won’t repeat the lies of Trump.
ReplyTyler is less cartoonish than Hannity and a little more likable.
ReplyThat baby is friggin’ adorable! I love her dress.
ReplyEleanor Holmes Norton is a legend, she’s been representing DC and fighting for statehood for 30 years. I really hope for her and every Washingtonian’s sake that she’ll see this day happening in her lifetime, it’s about damn time.
ReplyCons are screaming and gesticulating on every social media platform: “You are censoring me! You cancelled me! You are denying me my free speech!” It’s like a naked person running around yelling at clothed people to cover themselves up because THEY are the REAL naked people, not the crazy, loudmouthed nudist.
ReplyTrump doesn’t care about the Pandemic opening up without CDC guildlines. People dieing afraid to go to work because Covid 19 would spike and kill employees. President Bidon did better job than killer trump. Trump didn’t wear a mask and President Bidon did wear a mask. Trump was exposed to Covid 19 President Bidon didn’t get Covid 19. Case closed.
Replythe stupidity backfired. a kid can talk more truth that a whole fox pack
ReplyLove the grin on that boy’s face. He knew darn well what he said and to whom.🤣
ReplyThat went about as well as Kilmeade’s interview with the 11yo. The future is coming for you Repubs..
Reply“Tell her I’m a big boy that hosts a good show!” Prrriiiiceleeesss 😂
ReplyNo FEWER than 500…, Seth.
ReplyOops, the video changed while I was typing to Seth Myers’ corrections.
ReplyIs it just me or does he looks like Michael from GTAV?
ReplyIt’s a low limit, really.
ReplyThese are just annoying.
ReplyJust realized this new team is the natural evolution of The Colbert Report!
ReplyNo one cares about the corrupt Dems
Replymanchin is dem in name only he really should change to being a repug
ReplyI love this show
Replyhahahahaha lol
ReplyThe 6th. grader made Faux idiot Kilmeade look like a fool.😊
ReplyYou guys can use that adorable child again if you want….and the baby is cute
ReplyWhat happen to Lincoln Republicans, man?
ReplyThey’re all Trump Republicans now, Mitch McConnell Republicans.
Eleanor Holmes Norton is one of my heroes.
ReplyTrump censors his polls and doesn’t allow opposing views to post having tried many times.
ReplyYou guys should get rid of this whole thing and replace it with more monologue…..I haven’t enjoyed one yet and I have really tried….
Reply“Conservative voices are everywhere. They’re coming at me left and right. Mostly right.” OMG I love EHN
ReplySo that’s the answer to the MAGA nuts: Pacifiers!
ReplyIt’s little wonder Joe Manchin doesn’t want Washington D.C. statehood, when it leans so strongly democrat. 2 more Democratic senators in the senate means they can ignore Joe Manchin.
Reply“We found ZERO evidence that you voted for the bill!” Gotcha!
ReplyAnyone notice the girl in the lower left is blow away and still agreeing 🤣🤣🤣.
ReplyThe baby is the real (and adorable) star.
ReplyTOTN: Keep The Salty Language Coming:
Eleanor Holmes-Norton: TOTN has been getting some big political names on. Great comments playing along Eleanor!
Bonnie is such a buffoon! She reminds me of a more slimmed down Sarah Huckabee Sanders but talks just as ding dong! “Everybody’s gonna won’t a DC . . California DC, Kansas DC Washington DC?”
That one kid set Kilmeade straight! Your to old to relate to what the kids are saying and thinking. That kid obviously doesn’t accept the LIES Fox tells every day! Then you had the nerve to get in a jab at him. Pitiful Brian!
Thanks TOTN Team!
Thanks TOTN Team!
ReplyConservative hell half of that list is just Ben Shapiro
ReplyFacebook “we encourage violence” 😂😂
ReplyThe utter absurdity of the cartoon host’s rantings are simply mindboggling – and hilariously / dangerously close to the truth. 😧😃
ReplyThese people are life. The writing is amazing and their guests get better.
ReplyThe literal definition of insanity…For so many years now!
ReplyOne day we’ll start to understand that children are more aware of what’s going on than what we give them credit for. If we start asking them their opinions more often, we can meaningfully teach them about critical thinking. Doesn’t mean they’ll be right about everything (as they are still children) but I wish Americans would invest more in thoughtful curriculum.
ReplyWhich is why we need to “LOCK-HIM-UP, LOCK-HIM-UP” . Will never stop getting worse until he’s locked up for good ? : [[[[[[
ReplyManchin shouldn’t even be in the Democratic Party. What is the point in being part of something with which you ALWAYS disagree and refuse to vote for anything. If The Republiecans can oust Cheney surely it is well worth putting on the table the question of how can Manchin be ejected? Really needs to be done.
ReplyI was hoping I was in a coma and last for years of deranged piece of shit from daily News page six oddities was only a dream…like Bobby Ewing.
ReplyThe intro is so good 🤣
ReplyPlease never stop making these!
The trouble with DC becoming a state, is that 80% of corrupt criminals live there. This corrupt cabal is called Congress.
ReplyHot Take is the best. Rep. Holmes Norton is truly incredible at keeping a straight face, even when she was on the Colbert Report 😂
ReplyCute Baby!
Replythank god for tireless activism across decades like Ms Norton. I’ve been an activist with like 10 hours of my job per week dedicated to the legislative world and I’m fucking exhausted after 5 years.
ReplyKimmel said it was good to see four people all with 6th grade education having a chat.
ReplyI watched this while I was rocking our 1 year old to sleep. Well played, YouTube algorithm.
ReplyI don’t suppose Conservatives have considered the possibility that they aren’t being “Censored”, but rather “Ignored” or “Disciplined”?
They enjoyed nearly 4 years of unchecked power and now they can’t handle being brought back down to earth. Crybabies.
ReplyThe guest really rolled with the jokes here, I love her.
ReplyOk:
1. The Black woman on the panel being the only one not to say a word – token black person not allowed to say a word or whose ideas are not taken seriously.
2. The baby wearing yellow with the host behaving worse than her. The baby is a her
3. The white lady on the panel doing a lot of talking and looking like someone we know (those of us that do know the vibes)
4. The voice of reason represented by the guest to the show who is calm sensible and a middle aged black woman – opposed to the crazy black woman stereotype
5. The clip of the 6th grader being better informed than the male host that loses it like a baby when challenged in the slightest of ways.
Clever Stephen. As always. It is innately what/who you are – smart/witty/funny. You never disappoint.
ReplyThanks to Trump children can now differentiate a good president from a bad one!
ReplyDemocratic Party FOUNDED ON RACISM! Just BEING a Member of the Democratic Party PERPETUATES SYSTEMIC RACISM! GET O-U-T of the RACIST Democratic Party RIGHT NOW! NON-AFFILIATED Florida Voter
ReplyThe former Republican Party has morphed into an authoritarian personality cult, has enormous financial resources at its disposal, control of most state legislatures through shameless gerrymandering, and a multi-billion dollar propaganda industry solely dedicated to spreading lies and distortions that keep the cult’s members in a constant rage-filled panic. This is NOT going to end well for the nation.
ReplyTrump music video https://youtu.be/aT_z4eyTwpg
ReplyBravo children 👏👏👏
ReplyThose cheeks are the greatest! What a beautiful and well dressed baby!
ReplyRemember when cobalt was funny? I don’t either, cringe
ReplyThe person voicing Tyler is excellent. I swear I hear a pointed mix of adult and whining 12yro boy, which is perfect.
ReplyEveryone wanted to get behind the “Green Door” (Jim Lowe, Shakin’ Stevens, et al.)
ReplyWhy is no one lining up to hear what’s going on behind the Green-Gaetz?
https://youtu.be/t4TWskWjIFs
ReplyKids are not born with bias🤣
ReplyI love this 😂🤣😂
ReplyMillions of JOBS! THE BIG LIE ! LOL, COLBERT CARTOONS! LOL
ReplyActually actually worked on Tyler!
ReplyCan we get the fox hosts a box of pacifiers?
Reply5:20 Watch a grown man get triggered by the truth coming from a kid.
6:28 This made my day.
ReplyNext up, leader of the KKK , Putin and the North Korean cabbage patch kid are going to cry about not being able to lie and spread hate on FB.
ReplyThe baby is smarter than Trump.
ReplyThis cartoon thing just doesnt work.
ReplyI love these YouTube shorts they’re great I hope they never end!
ReplyMG & DJT: MAQA.2022
ReplyHe must be going insane because he can’t rage on his racist views. Check out what he did to the nuts in Buffalo against Bon Jovi
ReplyYo Stephen check out the beginning of meet the press. You don’t even have to write jokes. This stuff writes itself lol
ReplyTrump is a Traitor.
ReplyBest episode yet!
ReplyWhat’s with the baby
ReplyThe new Pledge of Allegiance: “I pledge allegiance to Donald Trump and anything he says.”
Reply_Liz Cheney being a life long Democrat plant_ – gotta laugh out of me.
ReplyJoe manchin was a republican sleeper agent after all. Silly democrats. Smh
ReplyThis is pure comedic gold 🤣
ReplyDoes every one of your shows include a segment about Trump and Republicans? This is just another hour of CNN. This content sucks, Steve.
ReplyKilmeade. 😂 What a plank.
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