Trump Caught with Coke Bottle, Biden’s $2 Trillion Plan: Late Night’s News of the Week

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Published on April 16, 2021

All the news and jokes you missed from the week of April 12.

Late Night with Seth Meyers.

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264 comments

  • Tonya Richards 2 years ago

    4:40 Now I’m wondering what happened to my mom in early 1960.

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  • Lolstalgic 2 years ago

    Who’s voting Donald Trump for prison 2024?

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  • Jordan Claman 2 years ago

    Laughed out loud at the sod joke

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  • Jacob Waller 2 years ago

    I’m an Ohioan so I knew where that Dewine joke was going as soon as you said Dabeer. LOL

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  • Reason 2 years ago

    At least Seth mentioned us, I guess.

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  • Sheppard Canine 2 years ago

    I find it a teeny bit sad that I, a Canadian, knows who Mike DeWine is lol

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  • Jeanette Schock 2 years ago

    I wanna see Major take on Putin’s Russian wolfhound. Five bucks on Major!

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  • Elbar Jones 2 years ago

    How many lies did we have to Swaller
    Before we got rid of the Orange Marshmaller? (3,000)

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  • Justin Eaddy 2 years ago

    Do all the beer scented candles smell like vomit?

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  • Susan F Lorito Schindler 2 years ago

    #AskAnAtheistsDay THANK YOU.

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  • The Whizkid 2 years ago

    please give redfield a pirate hat and a parrot…. 😛 😛 😛

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  • Jackson Funksworth 2 years ago

    You know John Oliver is gonna reply

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  • Steve Kombolis 2 years ago

    The funniest part of this segment was ripping on the bad jokes lol

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  • Soundwave 2 years ago

    As an atheist myself… touché.

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  • New Message 2 years ago

    I’d rather drink the candle than Miller Light.

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  • dick castle 2 years ago

    no more fast and furii’s

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  • Doug and Kimmie Von Gausig 2 years ago

    1st!!!! (After 8k)

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  • Sun Flower 2 years ago

    “They’ll tell you anyway-day” Iol (Yes. They will.)

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  • Steven Fry 2 years ago

    Don’t let the gaetz hit your ass on the way out….just get out

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  • Mick Gee 2 years ago

    You are soooooooo late on the coke bottle……………ITS GONE FLAT!!!!!!! Tosser

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  • chris nolin 2 years ago

    Major should be given a demotion and a title ” corporal punishment “.

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  • jeffrey lee 2 years ago

    I did know Mike DeWine was a governor, but the joke sort of went past me. I’m not getting why it is funny.

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  • Sven Rivers 2 years ago

    I dont get any of the jokes I should get captions explaining more about it . Where is Karen and y she came .to. this.show .i i i EO ( it’s been a while ) who are you gonna send to investigate on the ufo 🛸 …not it. F9 i dont know what happened to your drone.

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  • Lanita Grice 2 years ago

    I’m an atheist who would tell you anyway that I would totally love to eat a whole (vegan) pizza cake…TODAY!

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  • AmberWaves 2 years ago

    Hey- has anyone tracked down the alleged “schools & tuition” that these Venmo payments were supposed to go to? Why haven’t I heard anything about the receiving end of the alleged schools?

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  • Dave Sonowski 2 years ago

    Seth i never found you funny on SNL or your show so give it a rest thats why I use personal choice of changing the channel when you come on

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  • Christopher P 2 years ago

    I love how he references his writers! Scollin’s is the best!

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  • Michelle Stewart 2 years ago

    Seth stoppp I love ❤️ you buddy I’m not a ah Spring chicken so I laugh 😂 I pee I cough 😷 I pee but it’s ok for you 😳🤷🏻‍♀️👀😂😂😂😂😂💯💯❤️Seth from Senior Black 🤫🤣

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  • WhatIfSchrodinger’sBoxWasACoffin? 2 years ago

    Jerry Springer’s gone from mayor of Cincinnati to Governor??!!

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  • AmberWaves 2 years ago

    Koughin’ Karen also got a fine, community service, and a mental health evaluation & sentenced to anger management classes. I love that Judge!!!

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  • Penso Positivo 2 years ago

    Harsh Seth. Poor Ian

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  • Steven Williams 2 years ago

    I honestly laughed at Da Beer joke. Thanks guys lol

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  • larry west 2 years ago

    Ally is beautiful and from that joke im guessing she is very funny and im sure. Please tell her i said hello

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  • G. Cosper 2 years ago

    Thanks for the recap of the week. Relish the repeat of some great jokes and giggle anew at the bits I missed as a fantastic cooldown Friday night lol-fest.

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  • Fight TheEvilRobots 2 years ago

    I knew it was DeWine AND saw it coming with the “DeBeer”.

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  • Amelia Smith 2 years ago

    Hearing John Mulaney laughing in the back made my day.

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  • Studio Brock 2 years ago

    Please don’t deport Ted Cruz. We really don’t want him back.

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  • On Couch Arrest 2 years ago

    A trump hiding coke……sounds right!

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  • pop5678eye 2 years ago

    Notice the difference in how the unethical/criminal behavior of congresspersons are treated by their own party:

    Democrats: ‘he/she clearly violated the standards of conduct of his/her office and should resign.’
    Republicans: ‘he/she clearly violated the standards of conduct of his/her office… (followed by cricket sounds)’

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  • pop5678eye 2 years ago

    Tell T****** fanatics that they should switch from Coca Cola to Sprite instead… (let’s see how many fall for it)

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  • somosgenel 2 years ago

    +Late Night with Seth Meyers Great overall.. Just a small critique 01:28 Let the dead Rest in Peace../

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  • Ivy Bee 2 years ago

    I can imagine Matt thinking he’s a genius by labeling his payments as “tuition ” and “ice cream”. 🤔 Is that what you crazy kids are calling prostitution these days.

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  • Ivy Bee 2 years ago

    Fast and furious was old from about 36 movies ago 🙄

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  • Rebecca Lyle 2 years ago

    Yes, because I am from Ohio.

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  • John Enriquez 2 years ago

    at 2:59 he begins reading the next card but immediately jumps back to improvise that Major impression. my guess is he mustve simultaneously processed that last Major impression while reading those words. which would mean reading cards aloud is a super unconscious action for him and i find that so insane

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  • kharishma makhni 2 years ago

    I laughed so hard 🤣 when he said ‘to be more inclusive you could say “happy holidays“‘

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  • Larry Yerton 2 years ago

    Seth is a tool

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  • M K S-B 2 years ago

    Ya know, we are really digging the vibe of the show. It’s a whole new world. Of everything.

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  • Walter Scott 2 years ago

    Trump: lower than a snake’s belly.

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  • Leonel Cardenas 2 years ago

    I’m sorry but very little was funny in this video. You are better than Fallon. Don’t fall to his level, please!!!

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  • Barney 2 years ago

    Almost 2 minutes before he mentioned trump🤣🤣🤣

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  • Robert Dennison 2 years ago

    Go away Scalice!

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  • superschmolz 2 years ago

    Fauci’s mask is so cool.

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  • Kevin Berry 2 years ago

    dude you slammed a guys death before his funeral is done, too soon

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  • maxipod 2 years ago

    IIIIOOE This is what makes you gold Seth 🤣

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  • Ingo Nagel 2 years ago

    Interesting concept: white lies matter. Do they?

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  • Wand 2 years ago

    I’ll binge-watch true crime. Trouble is there aren’t many TC documentaries that I haven’t seen. ;))

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  • Brian Bennett 2 years ago

    This is almost painful to watch…this is a highlight reel?

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  • Jilliberation 2 years ago

    The sex of a child is determined at conception; depending on whether the fertilizing sperm carried an X, or a Y, chromosome into the egg. It’s hard to believe that a stressful pregnancy will change the sex of a child, AFTER fertilization. But then again, maybe that’s what happened to Chaz Bono. Perhaps Cher had a stressful pregnancy, and as a result, gave birth to a boy, with girl parts….. In the aftermath of Nagasaki and Hiroshima, the incidence of homosexuality in male children born during that time period, increased SIGNIFICANTLY.

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  • Rael Picot 2 years ago

    Yes, it’s just American. We don’t have International Pizza anything in Australia.

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  • Alan Malcheski 2 years ago

    Such a fake person that he’s making a joke about ted cruz not wearing a mask when he’s speaking to the camera… while he’s talking to the camera without a mask. I guess it doesn’t matter for him, there’s nobody in the crowd and the camera people are immune to covid.

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  • jeaniebird 2 years ago

    Thank you, for pointing out who wrote which joke; I like being able to focus my anger on the right person.

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  • The Chumps been dumped. 2 years ago

    That was the worst set of jokes I’ve ever heard from Seth.

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  • Anthony Dunn 2 years ago

    Lol, the man’s internalized so many criticisms of his work that now he just insults it endlessly for you

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  • Zealotes the Aussie 2 years ago

    So Hawkeye Myers and I were slugging a few swamp martinis during a bombing raid on the camp the other day, and Rabbi Mulcahy-Rosenbaum came in to pray with us, but I’m a follower of His Holiness Robin Williams-Doubtfire of Okemos Michigan, but when I told Rabbi, he said that he just happened to have a copy of His Holiness’ Sayings and Prayers that his aunt from Okemos had sent him, and he’d run and get it from his tent. He came back unharmed, so that made me think that his prayers were stronger than His Holiness, so I told him to shelve the book. Anyways, Rabbi told us that while in the South Korea Hollywood Hills, he was working on a hip-hop version of the Gettysburg Address entitled ‘Lincoln – the Musical’ and he was pitching it to Broadway and he was going to play Lincoln. I’d never tell him that he can’t act or sing, but that probably wouldn’t stop him. He’s a pretty determined guy.

    The bombing stopped, so we decided to re-enact a famous World Series baseball game from The 1952 World Series which featured the 3-time defending champions New York Yankees beating the Brooklyn Dodgers in seven games. The Yankees won their 4th consecutive title, tying the mark they set in 1936–1939 under manager Joe McCarthyism, and Casey Jones Stengel became the second manager in Major League history with 4 consecutive World Series championships. This was the Yankees’ 15th World Series championship win, and the 3rd time they defeated the Dodgers in 6 years. We were the Yankees. I was Mickey Mantlepiece and Hawkeye Myers insisted on being Joe Di Maggio Fonzarelli, even though he had retired by the 1952 World Series. (The arrogance of the guy! What a year doing post-doctoral research in Amsterdam will do to ya!) Klingon played the Dodgers throwing man, Carl Erskine. Geo-global Positioning System O’Reilly was a Phillys and Stallions Team fan and refused to play. That old stuff-shirt Major Emerson Lake and Palmer Winchester Rifle 3rd was a New York Mets Museum of Art fan and thought we were all too working-class, so he went off to read Tolstoy.

    So anyways, in our re-enactment, The Yankees batted .216 and the Dodgers only .215 in a tightly contested series that took 30 minutes to play. Klingon was furious at losing, and flew off to Florida with Colonel Gaetz-Flag.

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  • TheN0odles 2 years ago

    Tango and Cashless
    lol

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  • Laura Ann Noble 2 years ago

    Seriously what the hell is a pizza cake 🍕 🍰 yes that’s only in America 🤯

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  • Fuzzy Flick 2 years ago

    Funny

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  • Freda Patel 2 years ago

    Why should we just say happy holidays. Do you say happy holidays for YOM KIPPUR OR whatever you call all your jewish holidays!!!!

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  • Margot Adams 2 years ago

    What exactly is a pizza cake?

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  • Wrennybaby 2 years ago

    Oddly enough that racist haircut pic is funny to me, because for a while that was the white woman screaming for to have a black man haircut..

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  • Stogie Smoker 2 years ago

    Russian sanctions, finally! 👍👍👍

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  • Coyote Creek 2 years ago

    When I hear Da Beer Industry I first thought about diamonds.

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  • By the prickling of my Thumb 2 years ago

    Seth Meyers sucks.

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  • Greg Giles 2 years ago

    New Zealand has had home delivery for ages, pour local supermarket has free delivery with $200 worth of ‘grocery’s’ .

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  • MVN 2 years ago

    I hate how much I laughed at the “Wait for It” joke 😂😂😂

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  • Jason G 2 years ago

    “…more like someone angrily going for a walk* Alucard – “Did someone mention me and my enthusiastic walks?”

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  • nic nic 2 years ago

    trump is gone seth find something else to talk about

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  • Kelly Lynch 2 years ago

    Lol Big Ass Fans are installed in like every distillery in Kentucky

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  • LILIANA PRINA 2 years ago

    We are not ready for the end of the world and to live in a ghost country.
    OPEN our economy full time NOW, lovely Government Officials.

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  • E 2 years ago

    Each moment, we create our own version of reality through our thoughts, words, and actions. Is your reality one of fear, hatred, control, separation, and division? Or peace, forgiveness, unity, and
    unconditional love for yourself and everybody else? Welcome to the 5th Dimension: I am you, you are me, we are all a collective consciousness of One – one love to and for all mankind!

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  • Notthedroids Yourelookingfor 2 years ago

    Tf is Pizza cake.

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  • oc3 2 years ago

    Two week recess for what?

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  • Mimi 78 2 years ago

    The lady who coughed on someone? Yeah…. she coughed on and taunted a cancer patient during a pandemic. 30 days is not enough.

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  • Stephanie Adams 2 years ago

    It’s strange that “Take a Walk on the Wild Side” accompanies the commercial ad before Seth’s show. Does AirBnB not know the words to the song?

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  • Khadim Nyang 2 years ago

    Why do you not talk about black men being shot in the streets like dogs by the police???????????????🤔

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  • Bonnie Martin 2 years ago

    Hey Seth. Really bad jokes today. Really. Bad.

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  • S Miller 2 years ago

    3:30 Poor woman. That’s “the Kate” of Jon plus 8 fame. Not as ‘classic’ as “the Rachel.” 👱‍♀️

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  • Jim Cummings 2 years ago

    Propaganda Machine. Bringing Trump into a monologue to take the bite out of Biden’s humanitarian issues with the Non Border wall. Stacking children inches apart and mixing in Covid and sexual rape doesn’t seem to be what the comedians like to talk about. Keep destroying Trump, while Biden allows MS13 to bring children and drugs over Our border every minute of every day. The Media is NOT allowed in to see the Crisis??? Nazi Germany controlled the media the same way. Propaganda??? Yep

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  • Wendigo63 ! 2 years ago

    too many in-jokes about scriptwriters. distances audiences from you SETH

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  • SpicyHotPot 2 years ago

    Good the House is investigating Gaetz. Under Republicans they’d spend a minute then find nothing on one of their own.

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  • Schnemley 2 years ago

    National holidays are American if you’re in America? International holidays are celebrated worldwide.

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  • Bruce Baker 2 years ago

    1 girl, 2 cups.

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  • Rich Jake 2 years ago

    At least he knows a bad joke ahead of time to share the misery with us. Question; who approves of these horrible jokes and puns? I’m in FL, going for a walk without a mask. Not getting a vaccine shot. I don’t believe in blood clots, or more surprises later on. Did you know using a mask to prevent a virus is like a chain link fence keeping out mosquitoes? That’s why doctors wear a face shield.

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  • Marc Touss 2 years ago

    a large portion of the population is weirdly into true crime shows….. me included…

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  • Accidentally 2 years ago

    1:21 Brack.. Awwww Peaches

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  • Austin Houde 2 years ago

    Uncle Donnie, please read us more Dr Seuss. It’s the only thing your party does well.

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  • William Fowler 2 years ago

    This show sucks

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  • Terry Sutherland 2 years ago

    Turns out all F9 does is launch the boot device options menu during POST on an old DEL UEFI machine – like an OptiPLEX. It also refreshes email send/receive in Outlook. Other than that, it just manages various function with fields in Word.
    It certainly doesn’t write a movie script for a terrible franchise concept.

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  • Kate Finkel-Nitschke 2 years ago

    Living in Ohio, greatly appreciated this DeWine joke, beautiful 👌 haha

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  • Clinton Earl Rogers III 2 years ago

    Many of the jokes told are not remotely funny.

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  • Lorna Harris 2 years ago

    Major knows….

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  • kelammo 2 years ago

    I enjoy these vids more than any talk show!!

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  • Matthew Simpson 2 years ago

    Seth Myers , both Jimmys, Stephen Colbert all the same puppets so incredibly sad … we are doomed

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  • Kamala Openlegs Harris 2 years ago

    News Flash: President Trump caught with Coke bottle and ready to drink some. Film at 11:00 pm.
    NEWS FLASH: Cocaine Hunter Biden caught with COKE PIPE smoking on social media.
    Film will be kept hidden by FAKE NEWS MEDIA.

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  • ngoma 2 years ago

    That Biden impersonation is really sounding good!

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  • Ryan Caplinger 2 years ago

    Dismal writing.

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  • Paul Jewel 2 years ago

    when’s the fricken trial

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  • Jimmy 2 years ago

    This is probably the worst late night show in history.

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  • Dani 2 years ago

    0:06 *Um ACTUALLY* Recess is a cartoon. Add that to your corrections, Seth.

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  • The 9000th HAL 2 years ago

    As an Ohioan I laughed at the DeWine joke, felt like an idiot and then laughed at that.

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  • Iyaya Ekita 2 years ago

    I think you’re very politically obsessed,
    but that”s where you do best,
    …and that rhymes!!!

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  • A Traversable Philosophy 2 years ago

    Seth, the Indianapolis shooter’s name was Brandon Scott Hole. I know you are struggling right now. Hole.

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  • Hayden Woodall. 2 years ago

    Im sorry how are they going to ban what words I play? Its my scrabble Ill do what I want with it.

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  • Robert Scannell 2 years ago

    I’ve installed big ass fans. They make quality products. lol

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  • Frank Garrett 2 years ago

    https://youtu.be/jVLq-GC-mls

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  • Trajan Nerva 2 years ago

    Rocky/Rambo says he didn’t join Mar A Largo…

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  • VeganGoddess 2 years ago

    I resent the atheist “joke”. I never bring it up unless someone brings up one of the 4000 gods. Usually it’s the xtian god but still. Also Taco Bell is definitely a plan-ahead meet-up with my friends!

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  • Kelli Franklin 2 years ago

    I’m sooooo loving the fall of Matt Gaetz. Coca Cola addict since 1996!

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  • CantGet Right 2 years ago

    The Maddoof joke. Perfect delivery

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  • Arnold Vialpando 2 years ago

    I agree I really like the show without the audience. I love watching him and his ability to animate every joke or nuance

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  • Mathews Robert 2 years ago

    Damn, the little hat merchants will never forgive Trump for being an avatar for normal white people.
    His kids can marry into the tribe?
    Never enough.
    😂😂😂

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  • 광일조 2 years ago

    Trump has only a few elections left before the House and Senate elections, and he has to consult with the Republicans well and win the midterm elections. If we get Georgia, the Republicans can win a big victory in the West South. What Trump needs to do is to quickly confirm Republican candidates for the House of Representatives and spare no support to win, so that Trump can enter the White House. Now, because of Corona, eco-friendly can lose a lot of jobs. You have to take out loans and you can live in debt. The people of the United States are having a harder time now. The internal combustion engine needs to be released continuously to guarantee jobs. Photovoltaic electricity makes American living more quickly, and Trump’s America-firstism is more beneficial to the American people. The American people helped strangers with their taxes. Trump should continue to maintain America’s priorities.

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  • James Ferdrick 2 years ago

    The forex market is inarguably becoming one of the most successful trading platforms and professional traders like Mr Bryant Anderson have a big say to this.

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  • APM AM 2 years ago

    This guy is fun as watching paint dry !

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  • c. j. macq 2 years ago

    many good jokes in there but the “they’ll tell you anyway” joke was a great one to end on. now let me tell you what i think about that…!

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  • Will Seattle 2 years ago

    Major agrees with me and AOC: 4 trillion

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  • Klayton Peterson 2 years ago

    Love Ian Jokes…dabeer and DewWine..lol

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  • Ryan Cribari 2 years ago

    Give away your dog? The kid goes before the mutt.

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  • WorldStar_Beats 000 2 years ago

    Seth Myers is not funny neither is Steve Colbert or John Oliver! After the pandemic fire them and there writes for laughing at there own jokes

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  • splaz 2 years ago

    hire the rock

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  • mike armstrong jr 2 years ago

    I like your show but thank God YouTube has 1.5x playback, It’s just better that way.

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  • Catharsis 2 years ago

    Whoa whoa whoa…

    Trump blustered about doing something and DIDN’T DO IT? Stop the fake news presses. I’m in a dead faint here.

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  • Tyler D. 2 years ago

    “during a routine motor boating” …writer is a legend, still laughing.

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  • Stephen Duquette 2 years ago

    Maybe take a break Seth . You and 1 other guy laughing at your jokes is not helping .

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  • Maitri Nancy Peden 2 years ago

    And Gaetz wears terrible suits.

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  • Angela Nibley 2 years ago

    I want to see Seth Meyers and John Oliver on a road trip buddy movie.

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  • Toma Sande 2 years ago

    Could you imagine the outrage from the far left tv watching clowns if coke told people to be less black

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  • James Hastings 2 years ago

    Seth is great. His tan is getting a bit too fake looking though.

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  • Ru Thomas 2 years ago

    Is pizza cake a joke?

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  • A Traversable Philosophy 2 years ago

    Seth , kids on milk cartons was the 1980s I stopped drinking milk and Have therapy once a month still.

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  • Tania Gordon 2 years ago

    Major know not to trust anyone 🐕🤣💕💕💕

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  • Polymorphic Doombooger 2 years ago

    Now we know why Republicans hate welfare and canceling student loan debt- it makes their attempt to exploit and traffic children that much harder.

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  • Ugly German Truths 2 years ago

    Scalise might be a tad tonedeaf… aren’t there still over 400 children in federal custody, whose parents are unknown due to the Republican backed SEPARATION policy???
    Maybe he should spend some time on those missing cases.

    The VP can do Way more useful work at other places than the border, the useless GOP stunt of sending their most deplorable representatives and senators down there impressively proved that!

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  • Andrew Curtis 2 years ago

    Oh those atheists! They will tell you!
    By the way, I am an atheist.
    Just saying!

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  • Elisabeth B. 2 years ago

    What the hell is a pizza cake? Greetings from Europe!

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  • Sir.Craze- 2 years ago

    Mat gates
    (Close enough?)
    Is an absolute dirtbag of dirtbags.
    It’s just I can’t help myself but call out an oxymoron.
    Technically, everyone is dating _someone’s_ child.
    Just I pray not someone’s _child_
    I don’t actually know how to word it so it doesn’t also say that.
    It would have to just be like “a child” but then it looses all of its punch and is even more creepy.
    But, that IS sort of the point as that fits him perfectly! Especially just with the way his face looks.
    So… how does someone miss such an easy home run?
    My overall point, veeeery lazy billboarding!

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  • Neale Gilhooley 2 years ago

    He kills so many jokes with his tired act. Boring guy, not as cute as he thinks

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  • Mario Luigi 2 years ago

    I wonder if the president’s dog talked, would he be able to get the corrupt Republicans into negotiating with the Democrats?

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  • Außenseiter It’s the J-Team crew 2 years ago

    I love ya show Seth , the writers for this show is great

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  • Jamaal Curry 2 years ago

    Soylent Green is people!!!!

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  • byron p 2 years ago

    You actually should always wonder if that light at the end of the tunnel is the way out or if it is really a train hurtling straight towards you.

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  • Michael McCarthy 2 years ago

    This dude has honestly become so irritating to me says the pandemic started. The big cheesy grin on his face in the freeze frame for the thumbnail of each show is incredibly annoying to me. His schmaltzy enjoyment of a feeling of superiority over all conservatives is really bothersome. Speaking as a person to generally does not get along with conservatives. You look at the caption to the video and it will be referring to something riffic but gosh he looks like hes just having the time of his life

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  • Waggish Sagacity 2 years ago

    It’s okay, Seth, it happens to every one once in a while –like tonight. You’re usually GREAT!

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  • BH 2 years ago

    ✌✌✌✌✌

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  • Foppish Dilletaunt 2 years ago

    Ohhhhhh, so DJTJ isn’t the only one with a Coke problem…

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  • Mark Anthony 2 years ago

    Kinda shows how he undervalues women.

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  • ianthemagus 2 years ago

    To be fair, Donald Trump probably thinks Diet Coke is a competitor of Coca-Cola, not a product marketed by the same brand, so he wouldn’t realize the irony.

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  • DunderHead 5000 2 years ago

    Did Seth Meyers do a story on Hunter Biden get caught up in sex trafficking as well?

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  • GamePapa 2 years ago

    I pressed F9 on my laptop and it immediately sent an email to Vin Diesel asking for 9 more Fast and Furious sequel. You LIED to me, Meyers! YOU LIED TO ME!!

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  • doug randall 2 years ago

    Is Ian branching out? Coming up with the milk carton prop for Scalese.

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  • Kamil K 2 years ago

    Remember Al Franken scandal and Republican outrage 🤣😂😂🤣

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  • Paul Bergeron 2 years ago

    Why does Seth Meyers always look insane in the thumbnails? 😂😂😂

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  • L D 2 years ago

    Sorry Seth , normally very good ! This is totally lame ….

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  • Paul Elford 2 years ago

    You need new writers

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  • Andrew Daley 2 years ago

    Seth’s writers in need of some good weed.

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  • gggnumber1 2 years ago

    I loved the show “Magnum” and now, ……… Tom Selleck is a piece-o-crap for schilling that piece-o-crap ‘reverse mortgage.”

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  • Jana Bosak 2 years ago

    Seth I have always disliked you. Just saying.

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  • tommyt1971 2 years ago

    Gaetz is just like a young Donald T***p. T***p must be so damn proud.

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  • Sherry Arch 2 years ago

    That piece on Prince Harry was not funny, unnecessary.

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  • Linda Stratton 2 years ago

    U

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  • Caleb Cain 2 years ago

    Yeah… Atheists tell people they’re atheists…

    Christians, Muslims, and other religious people, as everybody knows,
    don’t ever mention it. (<--That's the sarcastic part.)

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  • Annie 2 years ago

    Careful Seth, don’t give Matt any ideas in case he’s watching. He just might use the “my wallet was stolen” and someone used my Vennmo card.😂

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  • Derek Ho 2013's 2 years ago

    Seth Meyers trump vs Biden with bottle $2 trillion plans someone yeah pandemic

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  • bing 2 years ago

    How do we get a National Sclollin’s day going?

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  • garudagal23 2 years ago

    Golly pretty harsh on his writers …over and over

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  • William Vollrath 2 years ago

    “No big loss”

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  • Susan Sisson 2 years ago

    SETH: For five years I’ve treasured your insights, your clever mimicry, your quick wit, and liberal viewpoint. However, of late you seem to be struggling to come up with jokes, perhaps because our current President is not, himself, a joke, but a competent leader, making it harder to have one on at his expense. Unfortunately, you have been manufacturing jokes by ribbing your writing staff, remarking on what lousy material they come up with, etc. THIS IS NOT FUNNY! You are the ultimate editor of your writing staff. If a joke doesn’t fly, that’s on YOU, not the hapless minion you just razzed. It looks and sounds mean, even bullying, and I, for one, am not amused! So cut it out, please. It’s a lame schtick, and after a few days, it’s unpleasant

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  • Gregory Von Dare 2 years ago

    I’m not saying that this was a lame segment… But when Seth calls out writers three times for bad jokes, ya gotta wonder.

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  • Wayne Brady 2 years ago

    Magnum turned into higgins

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  • Chad Simmons 2 years ago

    Seth Meyers ripping on Trump for a meal ticket, no Trump, no money,

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  • jorfice 2 years ago

    Ian needs a raise. That sod joke was perfect.

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  • Tom Waznis 2 years ago

    I have a BigAss fan. Works great.

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  • Ronald Harding 2 years ago

    Would someone tell me why ‘Karen’ became derogatory. Most of the ‘Karens’ I know are nice ladies. I wouldn’t assume that they were any more bigoted/stupid/etc than Nancys or Marys or ?

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  • Kimi Kae 2 years ago

    It’s about time we bring our troops home and stop occupying Afghanistan.

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  • Ronald Harding 2 years ago

    Loved the Cruz joke. We Democrats and Independents have wondered the same.

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  • mrlampp 2 years ago

    I’m sure your writers are great people, seriously.

    They can’t write jokes. Can they draw clowns? It might help if they’re ever looking for work again. I saw it in my son’s pediatrician’s waiting room.

    If you’ve got to keep them, please stock the employee lounge with stronger spirits. Remember, you want attention drunks, not angry ones. They might find passable material there, though realistically, I wouldn’t bet an ice cube.

    I’d help, but I just turned 59 and waterboarding my inner angry old guy helps antagonize the same old angry truths… eventually they’ll leave, perhaps for a better wet bar.

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  • Ian Mann 2 years ago

    I apologize on behalf of all Ians and Ohioans

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  • JEdmund27 2 years ago

    Loved that Mueller joke!

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  • BootsieA 2 years ago

    That lady was going for the side nag look and did the Rachel on drugs look #blondedisma

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  • Kareem Ellebany 2 years ago

    Yes. International pizza day is just American.
    100%

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  • Karel Kramer 2 years ago

    We miss TRUMP

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  • Rob MacDonald 2 years ago

    if it makes you sod was priceless

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  • richard jenkins 2 years ago

    yemen is hungry

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  • Aick Sofonofos 2 years ago

    “Ask an atheist” should just be called “Ask an adult.”

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  • Carl HIRST 2 years ago

    Unsubscribed. Take Care.

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  • Carol Wilson 2 years ago

    Wow!!
    Seth… what ever his name is so NOT entertaining 🤦‍♀️!!

    Sheesh

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  • Gail Coleman 2 years ago

    Bio-urn. Your “cremains”, in a biodegradable cup that also has a tree seed in it. My husband and I are gonna do this.

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  • Mel 2 years ago

    love that he out his writers for the jokes.

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  • Terry Loh 2 years ago

    I-I-I-O-O-E how dare you, sir. Seth cancelled.

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  • Logan Cox 2 years ago

    I knew it was mike but that’s because the last president made me have to pay attention to politics to make sure jackasses don’t get in office. Also I’m from Ohio

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  • Aaron Friedman 2 years ago

    It’s funny because white lives don’t matter. Only Black lives matter. That’s it.

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  • John Shepard 2 years ago

    Yes, I will tell you anyway.

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  • Sebastian Lavallée 2 years ago

    OiOi’ie is clearly a racial slur against Aussies, sorry Seth

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  • R Steel 2 years ago

    Wow. This sucks

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  • DarkRendition 2 years ago

    Alli… call me!

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  • Topher The11th 2 years ago

    4:34 – It’s impossible that going through stress during pre’gnancy “causes” a woman’s baby to be a girl. The rare chromosomal combinations that might be possible (XXX, XXY, XYY, etc.) are not going to be enough to show any change in the odds. Also, the rare XY fetus who is born appearing to be female, the rare XX fetus who is born appearing to be male, and the rare mosaics of XX and XY are not going to be enough to make the data show something like “twice as likely”. Given that the XX males and XY females are going to so overwhelmingly drown the rare cases, and that the s’ex of these children is determined AT CONCEPTION, it’s impossible that stress during pregnancy changes this.

    What IS possible is that a woman who is in the “stressed” category whose child is in the “female” category may well be stressed during ALL pregnancies, including BOTH pregnancies with XX females and XY males, and that the XX female zygote is far more likely to be carried to term than the XY male zygote. In other words, stress makes XY male zygotes (but not XX female zygotes) spontaneously abort, and this may occur even before the woman is aware that she is pregnant, or soon enough in the pregnancy that she doesn’t get into the study. Or she gets into the study but because she loses the fetus before birth that data isn’t included in the study (because maybe it includes only babies who are actually born).

    ANOTHER explanation is that the women who are “stressed during pregnancy” are ALWAYS stressed. There’s nothing in the quoted results that says this is study about women who DURING THE PREGNANCY (but not at other times) are stressed or not. Now it may be the case that if a woman is stressed ALL THE TIME, then being under stress changes the chemistry in the woman’s vagina etc., and that this change in chemistry favors the X-chromosomed sperm to outswim the Y-chromosomed sperm, significantly changing the odds of the zygote being XX. (There is evidence that the odds of having the sperm who wins the race to the ovum be one s’ex or the other can be influenced by the use of weakly acide or weakly base douches, if it is desired to have a baby of a particular s’ex).

    So, just in the space of a few minutes, I’ve already thought of two ways to refute the idea that stress changes the s’ex of a male fetus into a female fetus. I’m sure that someone with a Master’s Degree in some kind of Life Sciences could think of other refutations. So, it’s bogus.

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  • Topher The11th 2 years ago

    1:40 – Trump being caught with that coke-bottle explains it all. Trump has no sincere belief that Coca-Cola should be boycotted. He doesn’t care. He just sees this as an issue in which, despite his own personal lack of concern, he and gin up right-wing goonatics’ anger, and exp’loit it for his own gains.

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  • Ricardo J. Cavo 2 years ago

    Seth Meyers, you have a privilege and a talent, to be able to make us laugh at the atrocities of our everyday living, and of what happens all over our country.
    The things that are happening everywhere could drive anyone nuts or really mad. But your comedy helps anyone laugh at all of those bad news and put them to the side, and continue moving forward.
    Thank you for what you do!!

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  • Mimsy Borogove 2 years ago

    I know this is out of context but a while back you said you wished you had an Australian on staff. I feel you. Full disclosure: I’m American but I’m a quick study on accents and I’d insist you call me a Sheila. If you were sincere about that Australian staff slot give it a thought. Just sayin. G’Day.

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  • Grey Fox - 2 years ago

    And tonight on the late night propaganda…..

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  • Tuber You 2 years ago

    It was never fair to expect Muller to solve the Trump crisis.

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  • THE16THPHANTOM 2 years ago

    gonna miss this awkwardness when the damn audience get back. c19 really made him shine.
    Jimmy Fallon’s audience are back and the show is more obnoxious than usual.

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  • lovemink2 2 years ago

    So . . . Scrabble’s getting rid of the majority of the alphabet? This is mind boggling (uh oh, will I still be able to use those two?)!

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  • Marcel Walker 2 years ago

    I watched this entire compilation to see the final joke at 11:11 again — and it’s funny ’cause it’s true.

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  • HELEN NOURISHAD 2 years ago

    $9000.oo wow, good to know!!!!

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  • HELEN NOURISHAD 2 years ago

    On the eve of barbicues, thank god I didnt haave ribs, just briskit here

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  • KJ32 2 years ago

    That F9 joke was priceless

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  • Slater K 2 years ago

    Donald The Virus Trump days of getting away with murder and living above the law with no consequences is over with now 33 lawsuits and 7 separate serious investigations against him lead by all the top procescuters in the country and the father of RICO and Racketeering Mark Pomerantz who took down John Gotti and the mob leading this army to bring down his 30 year old criminal empire and anybody connected to it .Then on top of that got caught in another lie for the thousandth time Robert Muller was right all along but couldn’t go after Trump because of his former presidential shield protecting him from anything but now he’s just a 74 year old child and washed up showman who has temper tantrum’s every day and crashes people’s weddings to keep hitting that replay button of bogus conspiracies and lies that the world and America are tired of hearing about and have moved on with a real a president not the pretend one you were last year who caused the worst Health Economic Housing Homeless Crisis in Modern History and let a half a million die because of your lies and bogus conspiracies and inciting the most cowardly and disgraceful act in us history the insurrection that added to your half million dead American body count since last memorial day when you told people this would go away in days and disappear on its own and then have balls to open up the country up in the middle of the worst pandemic in Modern times and continued to Downplay everything and call it a hoax when yesterday your daughter got the vaccine and did the right thing and told all your supporters to do the right thing and get the vaccine because this virus is real and it’s not a joke it kills and cripples are lives are family’s and are friends everyday the longer you stay complacent and ignorant to the truth that this is the step back to a new normal life and gives us a fighting chance against the 3rd wave coming so it won’t be no where near as deadly as last year and every time we get the newer stronger vaccine that comes out for the 3 rd shot next year hopefully Everybody by then will have been vaccinated and the pandemic will start to shrink in numbers to finally be contained in America

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  • Slater K 2 years ago

    Thank God for the Lincoln Project that has the power and resources to crush this new modern day hitler Trump and his new Nazi party the Republican Party that’s trying to make America the new germany of the 1930s scary times we live in sick and weakened from lies and bogus conspiracies and the worst pandemic in Modern History plus these evil delusional puppets on fox news spreading the Jim Crow Policy and ideology on the younger generation of America and poisoning there minds like Joseph Gobbles and Hitler

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  • The Riff Writer 2 years ago

    “52% of Americans said they’re not interested in an open relationship” that’s ironic because given enough time with one person 100% will change their minds about that😈

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  • stranraerwal 2 years ago

    Seth is quite tough with his gag-writers. Since when do you call out the fallouts?

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  • Lisa Gulick 2 years ago

    Re those Fast and Furious sequels: Eventually, they’ll get tired of using numbers and go to letters. If they go far enough with it, they’ll have a sequel titled “FU.” Which is what I said to the franchise six films ago!

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  • Daniel Stone 2 years ago

    In the photo of you at the end of the clip on the left side of the screen your eyes and your mouth seem to be fighting over the message you are trying to convey with your face lol.

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  • J. P. 2 years ago

    Dabeer???

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  • J. P. 2 years ago

    What is a pizza cake?

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  • A Real Human 2 years ago

    Not gonna lie I’m HERE for ian’s dumb ass puns that barely work.

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  • abadatha 2 years ago

    Ohio jokes. Yay. We matter for a minute.

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  • livelife365 2 years ago

    Seth got a haircut…

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  • Michael Grey 2 years ago

    WTF is a pizza cake?

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  • Web Cityx 2 years ago

    Just stopping by to see if there are any improvements
    Nope, still sucks

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  • Xiph1980 2 years ago

    “They’ll tell you anyway”..
    Here’s a fun little game to do. Take a shot every time someone says something about god, church, bible, prayer, or religion in general…
    I mean, it kinda makes sense that atheists actually don’t spend their days thinking about religion. Kinda the whole deal.

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  • Coreo Zurn 2 years ago

    I love that Seth calls out the writers.

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  • Waldgeist 2 years ago

    “stressed during pregnancy”? That’s not how that works Doc. The sex is determined in the very moment of the sperm hitting the egg. Not during pregnancy. So the stress levels during pregnancy can logically have no effect on the sex of the child.

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  • Waldgeist 2 years ago

    Nowhere in the world is “pizza cake” a thing. But American usually mistake their country for the world (World Championships of sports, only taking place in the US etc.)

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  • Miss Barilla De Fenton 2 years ago

    I also had my coke collection, that just went to the trash forever.

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  • TheYoutubeGuy 2 years ago

    *Yawns* You americans are really funny

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  • Tophinator 2 years ago

    Trump’s future

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  • Stair force one Big guy 2 years ago

    Seth’s show has gone downhill lately. It’s not funny anymore. It’s just CNN 2.0

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  • Darin Dunn 2 years ago

    Still obsessed with Trump ha ha!

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  • Mario Stinger - Perpetual Traveller 2 years ago

    Don’t ask an Atheist if you don’t want to be told your primitive myths are just that, myth.

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  • ceicli se-i-sl-i 2 years ago

    “They’ll tell you anyway” Hmm, more about (American) Christians than atheists in my experience.

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  • Debra Smith 2 years ago

    Rocky knocks?

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  • J Hand 2 years ago

    I like how you say the names of the people who wrote the jokes! What an interesting process to create these shows

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  • michellejean11 2 years ago

    Gaetz, stupidity in action. trump, boycott coca cola… trump loves to set the example… or not. Will any of his supporters ever figure out he is a lying con man?

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  • J Hunter 2 years ago

    Na not true.

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  • escalisation 2 years ago

    AS IF religious people wouldn’t mention god every damn day. Come on. If you wanna talk about god, I’ll tell you what I think of that. If you don’t talk to me about religion I will probably not talk about it either. But if there are a bunch of evangelicals who make the supreme court twist the law for them I will also talk about religion.. since that is the case.. yeah.. alright.. I might tell you every day

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  • A. Njeshi 2 years ago

    He is losing his mojo, the jokes are becoming more and more bland.

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  • Nikki Stixx 2 years ago

    Seth and Colbert are awesome… love watching those shows

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  • SSVCloud 2 years ago

    You can go to hell for that British Baking show joke, Seth.

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  • Zealotes the Aussie 2 years ago

    So anyways, it was winter in Korea Hollywood Hills. Nurse Hotlips Houlihan-Washington came in with Nurse Bunny Swan. Nurse Houlihan-Washington’s mother had sent over some freshly made biscuits and gravy and chittlins and such from Fulton Mall Brooklyn Soul Food Inc. A favourite dish there. Bunny Swan had come to do Winchester-Rifle’s nails a lovely Northwestern purple shade with glitter. Winchester asked her what the latest camp gossip was, and she said “I tell you every ting!” Hotlips told us that General Toxic-Bloom-Bergen was gonna run for President, so he was selling his 45,000 properties in Downtown Brooklyn to pay for his campaign, which meant driving away 80,000 people who had lived there for forty years to live in Portland Oregon, where their only employment could be selling free trade bespoke coffee in hipster cafes, or selling street poetry to 75 year old hippies. Hotlips offered me and Hawkeye Myers some chittlins, but I can’t eat nuthin’ something’s been thinking with….ya feel me? I might vote Obama, but there’s a limit to bonding with a brother. You know this! We were at the bottom, but now we at the top bro!!

    So anyways, Hawkeye thinks he’s Groucho Marx at the moment, but without the moustache and cigar and funny walk. Groucho was a bus driver in Paterson New Jersey before he was famous, and used to play baseball with Lou Costello. Groucho was the throwing man, though Lou insisted on calling him ‘Who the Pitcher’, whatever that means, coz Groucho ain’t no jug. Groucho then went on to run the first bus company in Okemos Michigan, called Silver Elephant Bus Co. He used to read Ginsberg and Carlos Williams Carlos whilst driving his bus, which was dangerous. One day Ginsberg and Carlos tried to get on his bus at the same time, so Groucho shouted, “Who’s getting on first”, but Lou wasn’t there at the time. Life can be funny and strange at the same time sometimes.

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  • Sux in 2 years ago

    joke sucks

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  • TheGreeny490 2 years ago

    8:27 wtf only 52%

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  • Jacqui H. 2 years ago

    Hehe it’s funny how he calls out his writers

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  • matthew thornton 2 years ago

    Seth Meyers up Trump’s and the Republicans butt again. Meyers lays in bed at night fantasizing about Trump

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  • Brell 2 years ago

    The other 364 days are “[Atheists will] tell you anyway” days?

    I don’t believe it.

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  • albatra0z_ovaries 2 years ago

    can you please not spread misinformation about how reproduction works? female genitalia is already regarded as mystical, please don’t perpetuate lies about our bodies and make us even more alien sounding.

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  • wes s 2 years ago

    Tip for comedians: don’t draw more attention to, laugh at it yourself, or keep discussing longer than 0 seconds, a “bad joke” as Seth just did – and he then de-whines about it.

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  • wreckcelsior 2 years ago

    pleasestopreadinglikearobotSethtakeabreathphrasologist.

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  • wreckcelsior 2 years ago

    Poor Ian.. the robot is reading his jokes and barely getting any human cadence to them.

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  • C Gotz 2 years ago

    7 12 boooooooo

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  • Bob Holowenko 2 years ago

    I watched this on my phone at the dinner table…

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  • merry hunt 2 years ago

    Your joke about Ted Cruz gave me my first laugh of the day.

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