Trump Calls Japan ‘A Country Of Samurai Warriors’

Published on November 7, 2017

President Trump’s description of Japan calls into question whether he was briefed for his trip by the White House or a collection of Tom Cruise DVDs.

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  • Burnin Colours 1 year ago

    Send out your fruit ninjas!

    – Trump, probably

  • Jason Blade 1 year ago

    Another foreign trip, another embarrassment for trump: not knowing that the US demilitarized Japan after WWII…. and then trumpies want us to believe Trump loves the military. Because for history we all know trump doesn’t give a fuck.

  • Gunjan Joshi 1 year ago

    Dear America,
    _Almost a year ago you jumped in bed with this Orangutan, why are we getting punished for your sins ?!?!… We have enough problems​ as it is, we just can’t take this SHIT even if it’s for 12 days._
    _Get him out. Keep him out._
    Asia 😠

  • mrnoobssayshi 1 year ago

    Trump is a disgrace to America. How is he still president? Such a joke!
    -From a small island nation called Singapore.

  • Tweety Tweety 1 year ago

    Trump probably watched The Last Samurai in Air Force One for cultural briefing

  • fidorover 1 year ago

    “By the way, this country of yours reminds me a lot of a Benihana I went to in the 80s. Do they have those here? Oh, they’re terrific… with the flyin’ food and all the chopping and whatnot. You guys should really try to get one of those here.”
    — _President Donald J. Trump_

  • Lord Of Bitches 1 year ago

    Sources tell that japanese welcomed him with “Get The Fuck Out” hats”.

  • boonlincoln 1 year ago

    Monologue Order:
    1: Trump Calls Japan ‘A Country Of Samurai Warriors’
    2: Bush 41 And Bush 43 Keep It 100 On Trump
    3: Hire The Woman Who Was Fired For Flipping Off Trump

  • Liyah U 1 year ago

    Trump is on a mission to confirm to Asians worst stereotypes they have about Americans

  • fidorover 1 year ago

    “I present to you this hat as a gesture of goodwill and mutual respect between our countries, so please — for the love of God — don’t do what I suspect you’re gonna do and re-gift it to Tiffany for Christmas.”
    — _Japanese Prime Minister Shinzō Abe_

  • Lachy Roberts 1 year ago

    Nothing sums up Donald Trump like the way he feeds fish

  • Małgorzata Miklaszewska 1 year ago

    Japan must have the worst Hokage ever

  • Ajit Agoram 1 year ago

    Japan is only resorting to such cheap flattery because the US has an useless president who is not committed to her allies

  • DagobertX2 1 year ago

    Should have called Super Mario to just jump on that rocket, and then it just goes puff.

  • TheReal008Zulu 1 year ago

    Are the Japanese going to at least going to teach Trump how to perform the Seppuku ritual?

  • Natalie 1 year ago

    I moved to Japan to get away from Trump. FFS STAY THE F AWAY FROM ME!

  • juan gomez 1 year ago

    No dictator should underestimate American’s bone spurs.

  • camelshit 1 year ago

    trump will MJGA ! . . . .Make Japan Glad Again ! . . . .when he goes home.

  • KingNat 1 year ago

    Samurai warriors, why am I not surprised he said that


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