Guillermo is at home with COVID, we had our first report of Monkeypox in California, Jimmy got a shoutout on “Family Feud” and has never been so insulted in his life, the last payphone in Manhattan was removed, the Secret Service reportedly spent almost two million dollars at various Trump properties throughout his presidency, a federal judge denied a request by one of the alleged rioters on January 6th to take a five-day vacation to Cabo, soon-to-be-former member of Congress Madison Cawthorn is being investigated by the House Ethics Committee over “financial improprietes” related to cryptocurrency he promoted, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is creating a special election police force, and MyPillow Mike Lindell (James Adomian) is still screaming about voting machines and has taken out ad time to endorse a candidate of his own.
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Sucks you came back worst wishes
ReplyWear a mask!
ReplyGeez–the guy who channels Lindell is SPOT ON! Almost frightening that the real can’t be told from the satire!
ReplyJimmy Kimmel is another previous late night entertainer that once had good writers. Now for the last two years he’s been a WOKE political person, just like the rest of the Dumcrate Party. He’s now just the only joke in his show.
Reply02:26 Hey… I had lots of drug deals in that pay phone.
ReplyWhat am I supposed to do now?
“What is “You got owned, Jimmy!”?
-Alex Trebek, from 6 feet under.
ReplyToday’s world Tarot Day? That old gypsy woman was right!
ReplyThis is sucks, indeed !!!! All the best to our beloved security guard Guillermo
ReplySo sick of hearing about shooters doing so much damage. My heart goes out to all the families. Little kids OMG! If nothing else we’ve learned there are a lot of evil, sick people that have been in hiding all these years. So very sorry.
Replythe most shocking thing here is someone would use “spoon” as a start word.
Replytrump and amber…same boat.
ReplyVERY CORRUPT AND BY THE WAY.
God it’s so easy to impersonate that guy.
Replyvote for beto for texas governorship
abbott has: let texans freeze to death, die needlessly from covid, die from numerous mass shootings in texas, lets texans die from heat waves; lets texans die from flooding and hurricanes, lets texans have the highest DUI and fatalities from DUI in the country, texas has the highest deaths of mothers from child birth, most drug deaths in the country, on and on.
and then there is the fact that texas has the highest child poverty rate in the nation…..
abbott is the poster child for “pro-life” policies.
texas has to change for the better.
please copy and share.
this is how we defeat these gun nuts.
we organize, we vote, and we make america safer.
the pen is mightier than the sword,
Replyalways.