Seth Meyers’ monologue from Monday, August 10.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
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Seth Meyers’ monologue from Monday, August 10.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
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Mt Rushmore is not finished so technicaly it is Trump memorial 😀
ReplyAdd his face to every roll of toilet paper in the supermarket.
ReplyThe only thing Trump should have his face carved into a urinal cake.
ReplyPress Obama would look great up there.
ReplyHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that they inquired about it or that no one is surprised.
ReplyDonald: “Today, I am officially terminating my relationship with reality. I don’t like the way that reality has treated me. Reality has been very unfair to me…so tremendously unfair. No one should ever be treated the way that reality has treated me. Reality is a never-tRumper, that’s only interested in harassing me & making me look bad. That’s why I have instructed my Attorney General William Barr, to launch an investigation into reality and find out it’s connection to the “deep state.” 😁😄😂🤣
ReplyThe Baby Trump Blimp might look good floating over Mt. Rushmore!
ReplyNo put Trump up there to remind the American people what they did and that their stupid voting decision had consequences. Idiots. You’re to blame.
ReplyWAAAHH….. JUDGE FOR YOURSELVES…
Replyhttps://youtu.be/4FaPCmbzjyM
Actually, it’s surprising Trump hasn’t put up lots of statues of himself. That’s the normal dick move of a facist leader.
ReplyYeah, I agree. Let’s put Barak Obama on Mt. Rushmore, and watch Trump piss his pants.
ReplyHumpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
ReplyHumpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.
It’s almost funny that trump thinks he deserves to be immortalized in any way and that he thinks he’s equal to better than any president before him. Almost. Mostly it’s just frightening that he has these thoughts.
Reply“Take away your guns, take away your 2nd amendment, hurt your religion, hurt your Bible and hurt God”, REALLY? …apart from the first (gun) bit, which might anyway be a good step forward in the evolution of humanity and society, are there free-thinking individuals out there, using their own God-given brain, who would even consider such bigoted and medieval slop in the 21st century? Talk about scaremongering and being overtly divisive – all excellent traits for a leader of a nation …NOT!
Replybiden is more religious then trump, he goes to church and not for photo ops by shooting at people
ReplyThe “tough on Russia” that is Putin’s puppet
ReplyThe “witch hunt” that’s trying to hide his pointy hat
The “loves kids” that puts them in cages
The “tough guy” that hides in a bunker
The “patriot” that dodged the draft 5x
The “deal maker” that can’t make a deal
The “art of the deal” that has 4 chapter 11’s
The “businessman” that declared bankruptcy 6x
The “billionaire” that hides his tax returns
The “self made” that inherited Fred’s tax shelter
The “student” that hides his academic record
The “test taker” that didn’t take his own SAT exam
The “Christian” that never read the bible
The “genius” that writes at a grade school level
The “philanthropist” that steals from charities
The “innocent man” that won’t testify
The “military expert” rebuked by our generals
The “leader” that has zero accountability
The “builder” that never worked a day in his life
The “athlete” that can’t walk down a ramp
The “strong arms” that needs 2 hands 2 drink
The “alpha male” that wears makeup & hairspray
The “playboy” that can’t get female consent
The “grab them by the pu$$y” that has to pay 4 it
The “moral man” that uses hush money payoffs
The “man of the people” that stiffs his contractors
The “least racist” that is in fact the most
The “I’m not orange” that is impeached
The “hire the best people” that are in prison
The “demands loyalty” that gives it to nobody
The “unfair to me” that is a troll & bully
The “nobody knows” that means he didn’t know
The “people are saying” that he’s fabricating this
The “no quid pro quo” that he’s done over & over
The “King of debt” that drove us off of a debt cliff
The “immigrant ban” who marries/cheats on them
The “big brain” that is lacking knowledge
The “media disgrace” that they fact checked him
The “don’t hire illegals” unless they work for him
The “buy USA made” that sells ties made in China
The “have the best words” uses rudimentary ones
The “white privilege” born w/ silver spoon enema
The “populist” that only helps the richest 1%
The “science wiz” thinks knowledge is inherited
The “prepared” fired pandemic response team
The “most transparent” that demands every NDA
The “orangutan’s son” that sued Bill Maher & lost
The “healthiest” that lies about his morbid obesity
The “not tiny hands” that can’t fold an umbrella
The “family man” that wishes to date his daughter
The “cares about U” that is a malignant narcissist
The “stable genius” that is certainly neither
The “president” that is never presidential
This is the Liar-In-Chief…Agolf Twittler
@Night Knight
Republicans before Clinton: “Dems will take away your guns!” – nothing like that happened.
ReplyRepublicans before Obama: “Dems will take away your guns!” – nothing like that happened.
Republicans before Biden: “Dems will take away your guns!” ->
Fool me once – shame on you! Fool me twice – shame on me! Fool me three times in a row – I guess that means I’m a Republican…
What about the “black holes” in the universe? Are they going to rename them as well?
ReplyTrump’s face on Mount Rushmore is not a bad idea, it could prevent electing an even worse president. Too bad it’s too late. Now future generations will see it as a challenge.
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