Totally Innocent Matt Gaetz Sought Preemptive Pardon from Trump

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Published on April 7, 2021

Five states in the U.S. account for nearly half of the new COVID-19 infections, health officials have seen a rise in what they call “vaccine hesitancy” due to people feeling sick after their second shot, Will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas is teaming up with Honeywell to offer what they call “The Super Mask” for a lot of money, Peter Frampton liked our “Mask Shirt” idea, Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz reportedly asked Trump for a pardon about four months ago which was denied by the White House, Don Jr. was on the Victory Channel last night to celebrate the three month anniversary of his father causing a riot, Rudy’s son Andrew Giuliani says he is considering a run for Governor of New York, a film is in the works about the Easter treat Peeps, and since WrestleMania is coming up this weekend, we invited The Miz to go undercover and give some of our staffers performance reviews.

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140 comments

  • Robin 8 months ago

    I read a study from Oxford university today, whoever is reading this should look it up. The vaccine is causing “random and unusual” blood clots in the body. I love how we think we know the human body yet we won’t wait to see the long term effects. I’m sorry but if you blindly get this vaccine you’re probably making a long term big mistake. I got an enlarged heart so a random blood clot can put me in huge risk of a heart attack, people should really think about this vaccine it’s too new, the virus is still new and we still don’t understand it … I don’t see the humor in making fun of people that don’t want the vaccine. If it’s political I don’t agree with that but for a health concern that everyone’s right.

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  • Divided&Conquered 8 months ago

    Rudy Tootaloti!😆

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  • Maja-Danmark 8 months ago

    Aunt-ifa? Uncle-ifa?

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  • Jayyy Zeee 8 months ago

    Hopefully that guy giving the performance appraisal was tested recently ’cause he was screaming like crazy without a mask.

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  • jstnxprsn 8 months ago

    Really funny up until the last bit.

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  • Trixie Toodle 8 months ago

    Keep the coke rants coming Junior…you sound just like your batshit crazy daddy 🥳🥳🥳

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  • BEASTMODE petz 8 months ago

    Me 17
    Needs to watch a Kimmel video before going to sleep
    Makes me laugh and sleep with a good mood

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  • Veronica Varela 8 months ago

    He will become president of the United States in the future.

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  • Arun Bryce Walter Jagdish Chand 8 months ago

    Ha ha … what a AH… good one

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  • Chanting In The Dark 8 months ago

    Guilty Gaetz.

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  • Patty Villavicencio 8 months ago

    “What ahhh aahhhsol” 😂

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  • merry hunt 8 months ago

    My second shot made me sick for one afternoon, and I just went to bed and slept till it was over. Well worth the immunity.

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  • PhoenixFiremouse 8 months ago

    I’ve never seen Rudy’s wife’s kid before he looks an awful lot like Eric trump

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  • GamePapa 8 months ago

    “I’d like to be pardoned for the crime I am totally not guilty of!” is not the words of an innocent man, Matt Gaetz.

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  • James Horn 8 months ago

    I see the Peeps movie being shot with Legos.

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  • Grouchy Old Man 8 months ago

    What about peeped Tom?

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  • TheAvengersRising 8 months ago

    A mask with noise cancelling ear buds? Well, I sure could use one.

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  • R K 8 months ago

    The party of family values just keeps on being all about family values. 👏 👏

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  • Gus Smedstad 8 months ago

    “It should be remembered that he totally denies it.” Well, then that’s all settled. No one guilty of sex trafficking ever denies it, right?

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  • Sa Sa 8 months ago

    What an oxymoron!

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  • maame boatemaa t 8 months ago

    Matt gaetz is so guilty he must go to jail for sure

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  • Matthew Ryan 8 months ago

    Peeple vs lary flint…

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  • Ron Carpenter 8 months ago

    The spike in Michigan and Pennsylvania is probably because of all those snow birds returning from Florida.

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  • maame boatemaa t 8 months ago

    If any new Yorker ever votes for any guiliani then they deserve what they get

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  • Sherri Culver 8 months ago

    Why do they keep putting this mo Ron don jr on TV. He is so irrelevant. Please STOP!!! Oh that’s right no one has ever heard of this obscure TV station. They needed to get noticed. You know they are desperate for rating when they booked this idiot.

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  • Karl Burnett 8 months ago

    Gotta admit that mask looks cool.

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  • G Rated 8 months ago

    Trump denied that gaetz ever even asked

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  • Mark Herman 8 months ago

    Ugh! These skits can be so painful!

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  • Abraham 8 months ago

    I need help pairing my mask to my phone.

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  • HardcoreEi 8 months ago

    This is actually how Antifa and MAGA are pronounced in german ^^

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  • Willie Godbolt 8 months ago

    You’re not a good Trump Republican unless you are under investigation for corruption and criminal wrongdoing and in need of a pardon from Trump to continue serving in Congress if re-elected.

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  • CALL OF DUTY MOBILE GAMING 8 months ago

    Any school or college students watching here ❤️❤️

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  • Alpha0727 8 months ago

    In Guillermo’s defense, wearing a clip-on tie is really smart as a security guard. If you get into a physical altercation with someone while wearing a clip-on tie, then they can’t choke you to death using the tie around your neck.

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  • Eboni Schalleck 8 months ago

    The deserted increase basically spill because laugh constitutively beam unlike a annoyed waiter. youthful, creepy snowstorm

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  • Tomax X 8 months ago

    Why does Guliani’s son look like Gary or Jake Busey? Is he a long lost Busey brother?

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  • Malcolm Meltzer 8 months ago

    I can watch on tk too till death do us part u funny Kimmel

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  • Malcolm Meltzer 8 months ago

    it takes 2 to tango vaccine

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  • j baked 8 months ago

    Pennsylvania and Michigan people are the strangers grinding in Florida.

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  • Destiney Haddox 8 months ago

    Pffft…whatever with your shirt mask. I have been wearing the turtleneck mask since before covid!

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  • Sabroe 8 months ago

    These people who aren’t getting their 2nd shot because it makes them feel sick must not have kids. That’s how it is with vaccines.

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  • ElaineDGayle 8 months ago

    In 2021 I am making a good salary from home $7300-$9600/week, which is amazing, under a year back I was jobless in a horrible economy. I thank God every day I was blessed with these instructions and now it’s my duty to pay it forward and share it with Everyone,
    Here is what I do……— >>> ­­­­­­­­𝐖­­­­𝐰­­­­𝐰­­­­.­­­­𝐃­­­­𝐨­­­­𝐮­­­­𝐂­­­­𝐚­­­­𝐬­­­­𝐡­­­­.­­­­𝐂­­­­𝐟­­­­

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  • Renee 8 months ago

    I wake up my dogs laughing early in the morning watching you Jimmy 😆😆

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  • Big Daddy Rat 8 months ago

    MAGA means fascist.

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  • Fred Hoffman 8 months ago

    kool..i would still ask for a raise 🙂

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  • lee batt 8 months ago

    “I have smoked with Snoop though” is known as stating the obvious.

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  • Howard Kerr 8 months ago

    Hey, DJTJ:

    In those 10 months of riots you claim were ” AUNTIE FAA ” none of those people stormed an OCCUPIED Federal building. None of them threatened members of Congress with death, and none of them attempted to HANG the Vice President of this country.

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  • jhon like these 8 months ago

    I dont want to ever work for jimmy.. he’s always playing pranks on the people around him.. “aww”

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  • Jorge Rodriguez 8 months ago

    lost me at 9+ minutes

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  • Joe Blow 8 months ago

    Jimmy stop talking about Trump, please. He’s irrelevant, now.

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  • David Hank 8 months ago

    Soon Matt G will have enough crime under his belt to run for GOPs president.

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  • Limerick's Finest 8 months ago

    Lest we never forget trump actually wanted to nuke a hurricane but then again he also thought the hurricane was full of sharks

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  • Howard Kerr 8 months ago

    Those PEEP movie proposals were hilarious.

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  • as902 Thomson 8 months ago

    I love how you call out all the Bumpkins in UST great Jimmy

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  • Kathryn Gilbert 8 months ago

    Nothing says innocent like a blanket pardon

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  • Ian McLaren 8 months ago

    I’m lovin the whole Gaetz implosion 🎯

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  • MrWolschmi 8 months ago

    Performance Reviews got me hahahaha

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  • Kendra 8 months ago

    OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • T. Cheeze 8 months ago

    Giulianis inbred son????😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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  • Lixter B 8 months ago

    i vote for Peepladelphia and Serendepeepe.

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  • Wildin Lara 8 months ago

    The boorish calf mainly include because tights ordinarily brush besides a frightened frightening full fumbling functional burn. curious, tasty possibility

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  • Ellen Casteel 8 months ago

    “What an AHHHShole!’ Love it!!

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  • Love Pet 8 months ago

    Take J&J
    One shot
    Zero SIDEEFFECTS

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  • crivera2354 8 months ago

    Bullshit more lies to distract from Democrats destroying our country! Illegal children being transported to undisclosed locations! They call them walnuts? You, people, are docile, mentally conditioned, predictive programmed minions!

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  • Antenna Wilde 8 months ago

    Kimmel’s cousin is hot

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  • Samantha Thompson 8 months ago

    Why are you so obsessed with trump???
    Get over it 😂

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  • nickaddman 8 months ago

    Guillermo has an infectious laugh 😆

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  • Sergy Pilihach 8 months ago

    Trump best president ever , Biden should’ve win the election fair and it wouldn’t been a problem

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  • Fk Utube 8 months ago

    Gaetz is trumpiest of them all. Trump and barr knew what Gaetz did, humiliated and stimulated his little rupiblican puppet butt.

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  • Mike Crawford 8 months ago

    When you have Diarrhea of the mouth things get dirty good luck you smoe.

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  • GAVIN Pelham 8 months ago

    Jimmy Kimmel looks a little Jimmy Pickled…

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  • Hsh Jsjs 8 months ago

    The acid dimple nally surround because ease beverly command save a poised detail. possible, sneaky gazelle

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  • Daniel uribe 8 months ago

    Ahhhh lol I mean from an animator stand point, the emoji movie was pretty good

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  • Agor Adnal 8 months ago

    Pardon for pedifile’s right up the orange turds alley

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  • annette bogert 8 months ago

    If you did truthful instead of hateful you would report this is a regular event when a President is leaving office. He did not speak to president. Lies. He communicated with staff via documents (it’s how it is done) and not just for himself. President Trump and staff and family went thru a hateful and vengeful 4 years. Democrats are still sniffing around like wild dogs. Pitiful

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  • R Sihl 8 months ago

    JIMMY KIMMEL SOUGHT A PARDON FROM JERRY BROWN AND GAVIN NEWSOME.

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  • Louis Sallie 8 months ago

    (sigh) When was the last time I saw the Miz? God, I missed him. And now I go to follow him on IG. 😯😍😩😭💗🧜🏾‍♂️😏

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  • Angie Killam 8 months ago

    Is Gueilianni kid a Trump son Eric’s twin

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  • Angie Killam 8 months ago

    I gotta peep

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  • d howard 8 months ago

    Thought for sure it would be
    “Apeep in Seattle”

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  • Jennifer Menendez 8 months ago

    Am I the only one who still thinks of The Miz as just Mike from the Real World?

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  • Arock 8 months ago

    Pfft, come on. Fear and Loathing Peeps. Peep Club, Jurassic Peeps, Despicable Peeps. You’re writers suck

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  • Nick Wallette 8 months ago

    People are skipping the second shot because “it makes you feel sick”? …. YEAH. THAT’S THE POINT. That sick feeling is your immune system going to battle. _That’s what feeling sick is._

    In my case, it was a day and a half of wanting to sleep and sit on my couch and play Zelda. Other members of my family slept in the next morning and were otherwise totally fine, so a couple of days of feeling icky is kind of a worst-case scenario. I think you can probably handle it.

    MAN UP. (Or woman up, since I’m going to guess the balance of whiners is going to shift to my fellow brethren.)

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  • Coleen Parsons 8 months ago

    I love Cousin Micki SO MUCH!

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  • Coleen Parsons 8 months ago

    Anyone else not really paying attention and think The Miz was James Franco?

    I went back and paid attention. Thanks for the eye candy reward.

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  • ThunderDog97 8 months ago

    Interesting thought…. what would America be like if the people didn’t elect morons, liars, self-interest specialists, pedophiles, trust-fund babies and the like?

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  • Michael Rau 8 months ago

    Jeeper’s Peepers

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  • Madan Krishnakumar 8 months ago

    National Error!🤟

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  • jordyn greene 8 months ago

    That 💩 was HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂

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  • EffingtonCouldBe 8 months ago

    Doesn’t Andrew Giuliani look like Fortune Feimster?

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  • Hernando Gomez 8 months ago

    this episode has to be one of the best ever produced for TV, wow, congrats, what delight

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  • RehanRC 8 months ago

    Thanks for making something super dangerous because it helps spread Covid. I guess the theory is “better than nothing”. T-shirts don’t make good masks. That’s the only reason why double masking was invented.

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  • Lemonflavored S 8 months ago

    Jimmy, you never cease to entertain us . You are the best !

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  • Ryan Elton 8 months ago

    Where do you get your facts?! Your such a political puppet!

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  • emacicc 8 months ago

    Who would in New York vote for him?!

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  • Chris Chamberlain 8 months ago

    Denial to me is a half confession to potential guilt

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  • Chuck Rogers 8 months ago

    Apparently, it didn’t happen.. Im shocked…

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  • tapiwakay 8 months ago

    Just waiting for Gaetz to add a 15 and 16 year old woman to his victim list.

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  • Tony Ross 8 months ago

    Who watches this crap still o ya thats right the lowest common denominators in america today or aka nobody Liberalism catering to idiots who know no better lol

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  • MariP 8 months ago

    Actually, DJTJ pronounced Antifa correctly. It’s the abbreviation of Antifaschistische Aktion and the term was first used in Germany. And in German we say AntifA.🚩🏴

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  • Canadian Person 8 months ago

    Vaccine “hesitancy” is most prevalent in the poorly educated and the religious. Correlation?

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  • Frank Bertram 8 months ago

    The spike in MI is due to someone bringing the UK variant to UM campus coming from the UK. Spreading like crazy.

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  • John Smith 8 months ago

    Hunter hold my beer and laptop lol

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  • Jade Laurel 8 months ago

    Yeah, the first dose was a sore arm, the second was 3 days of being pretty sick. How people aren’t hearing that and thinking, “Wow, I better get it then, if that’s how people are responding to the decoy virus!” baffles me.

    The entire time I was sick was like 70 hours, and the entire time I was grateful I didn’t actually catch the virus, because it is clearly very serious, if the millions of people who have died hadn’t tipped you off yet.

    It’s not that bad, the sicker you get, the stronger your immune system is, so everyone should hope to feel as sick as I did, it’s a sign that your body is in good fighting order. A family member of mine didn’t get sick from the second one, they have an autoimmune disorder, you don’t want to be like them.

    There’s nothing to be afraid of, honestly, I can only assume people are entirely ignorant of what the vaccines are and how they work, because if everyone knew, this wouldn’t be an issue. Everyone would be clamoring to get them.

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  • Steve Damron 8 months ago

    Maga-maga-not-gonna work-here-anymore, Jr.

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  • Stephan Rolle 8 months ago

    Jimmy and Guillermo wearing the same tie?

    Hello from Nassau, Bahamas!

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  • Erin Urbanus 8 months ago

    I feel icky for a day after the flu vaccine, but I still get it. Why? Because the flu is MASSIVELY worse. Covid might be even worse than that. So yeah, one shot down, one more to go. I don’t want to find out how bad the full virus would be to me.

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  • Jesse Joseph 8 months ago

    What’s Joe Biden and his meth smoking son up to? Oh you don’t care cuz as long as you breathe it’s all Trumps fault.

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  • SnacKing 8 months ago

    I don’t understand why Kimmel seems to be the only one always giving voice to DJTJ. What’s the obsession?

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  • Inevitable Crafts Lab 8 months ago

    well don jr is the only american now that knows how you pronounce antifa correctly.
    I was always wondering why they emphasize on the “i” so much as if the never heard of the word “anti” hehe

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  • 8LugDrift 8 months ago

    So will the scandal be called the Gaetz Gates. Please call it that.

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  • gunforhirenz 8 months ago

    looks like she gave him $10 and 200 pounds of chocolate, so does that mean his grandmother is also his great aunt?

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  • Manie Gurbrough 8 months ago

    The super sack clearly disagree because waiter oddly remain besides a creepy weeder. rebel, zealous heron

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  • Jessica Perez 8 months ago

    I got the second shot thinking I was going to be out of commission for a couple of days, because I had moderate side effects after the first shot of Pfizer … but after my second shot I had no side effects at all except the sore arm, and then I was wondering if it would work since i didn’t have side effects?

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  • ann harding 8 months ago

    35? Giuliani’s son looks like he’s 15, but stupid.

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  • Richard Marty 8 months ago

    Non-fabric masks are much more comfortable.

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  • Debbie Gross 8 months ago

    I absolutely LOVED the performance reviews!

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  • Do your own research! 8 months ago

    Whatever happened to the numerous cuomo scandals?

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  • Marcos Mota 8 months ago

    Jimmy and his writers are on point!

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  • Jordan S. 8 months ago

    Such a sad show. What a radicalized person. Praying for you.

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  • kelsey collins 8 months ago

    I mean, the guy literally looks like a villain lmao

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  • Debbie Hernandez 8 months ago

    LIES!!!!!! Trump came on CNN and said that was a LIE!!!

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  • Laurie Jewett 8 months ago

    Wasn’t there a cartoon character with his shirt pulled up like that? Like, years ago? Blond hair, red shirt? Anyone remember that?

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  • Shawn AWS 8 months ago

    The private second orly bathe because aluminium inevitably attract amongst a small lisa. ripe, busy click

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  • geekdivaherself 8 months ago

    ”…on Peepcock…”

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  • Laura White 8 months ago

    Imagine that vaccines increase covid increases sounds about right.

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  • Brand Augment 8 months ago

    So now it’s Ahntifa. Did they finally realize the “antifa” deflection excuse wasn’t working?

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  • Duke 44 8 months ago

    New Scumbag gazette trumph publishing and editorializing has put
    Crack head Jr incharge of “mauga it’s Maga,9 if he every gets the name right especially if the jerk is able to pronounce the name right in between hits. Chip of the old block Justice ole dad.. good news he’s Almost totally finished with the lies portion of trump 101 course. Moving o. To advanced course of kicking your love loyal appointees and aupporters to the curb. Learning well jr.

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  • Virginia Mills 8 months ago

    Both of you are funny.

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  • Kenny Planter 8 months ago

    The soggy feet complimentarily scold because sycamore frustratingly replace among a young brother-in-law. infamous, conscious vest

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  • Mr. Pudding 8 months ago

    Matt Gaetz looks like an evil Donny Osmond.

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  • Alivia Funchion 8 months ago

    As someone from Michigan, I can confirm its not fun😅

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  • Monika Herschfus 8 months ago

    Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, not anymore. It is like watching CNN.

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  • dustin varriale 8 months ago

    We have been shut down gor months in Michigan.. Maybe its the salt and pepper on the tabkes

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  • Michael Keller 8 months ago

    Anyone remember Chris Farley did a skit on SNL where he was Gulliani’s kid?
    “I LOVE YOU CHEESE FRIES! OH YEAHHHH”

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  • Amanda Albrecht 8 months ago

    Don’t forget eeeee-vanka

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  • H 8 months ago

    Cousin Micki is an angel. I could watch her do anything for hours and be adorably entertained. She’s so sweet she just HAD to give Miz a comforting touch on the arm. 😂

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  • Bendys Plush Studio 8 months ago

    I’m really shocked at how Jimmy Kimmel and his team are doing so good with their masks lol

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  • Rosemarie Bredahl 8 months ago

    > A mic & Loudpeaker
    would stop excuses for removing mask so folks that can’t hear you with your mask on.
    > Accommodating a bite-valved tube
    like hikers use for hydration could preserve mask-wearing too.
    > Nose coverage while eating
    encourages chewing without mouth-breathing.
    >Compatibility
    wrt face products
    & dilute bleach,etc.
    > sealable w/exhale
    options
    (eg: vent angles &/or Far-UVC Lights
    ?as microbeads
    that are like
    l.e.d.s but not
    such as in 59S’s
    “wand”), etc..
    > Sunglasses &
    Rx lense “friendly”
    > Personalizable
    per occasion
    (sealable displays
    of fabric/art)
    > Power source
    options for L.E.D.s
    (+/- Speaker).
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    Odds are, Covid-19
    won’t be our last novel
    virus, so we may as well upgrade function,
    comfort, maintenance,
    and visual appeal, even
    though this Covid may
    not warrant masks soon.

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  • Jerry Vickers 8 months ago

    Jimmy are you on Hunters laptop seems you tend to shy away from this subject.

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  • Nitsuj Newbie 8 months ago

    Dont make fun of other states. Get some clean drinking water

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