Tonight Show Polls: Have You Tried the New Coke with Coffee?

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Published on January 27, 2021

Jimmy runs through the results of some little-known polls asking things like, “Did you finish that puzzle yet that you started working on last April?”

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18 comments

  • Extreme Beast Reaction 12 months ago

    Election polls suck, that’s what

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  • David Stevens 12 months ago

    Coke Blak was excellent.

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  • Derek Ho 2013's 12 months ago

    Jimmy show polls new coke

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  • Nah Z 12 months ago

    I have been drinking coffee with coke for a very long time (probably 10 or more years)

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  • Kelly Cohen 12 months ago

    CHEWIE!!

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  • edstud1 12 months ago

    This is what late night TV has sunk to? Gotta do better than this, losers!

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  • The Messenger 12 months ago

    This is the most important post you will ever read.

    Every one of us has sinned against God. We’ve lied, we’ve stolen, we’ve sinned sexually, and we’ve taken His name in vain; which makes us liars, thieves, fornicators and blasphemers.. Yet this is only four of our many transgressions.

    The problem is, we can never ‘outweigh’ our sin with good deeds because God is perfect in Holiness, meaning his standard is beyond our reach. He is also perfect in Justice, meaning, he will bring EVERY sin to light. The punishment for our sin is death, and Hell; a place of Eternal Fire, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

    Fortunately God is also perfect in Love, so 2000 years ago, Jesus Christ left his throne in heaven and came to this earth. While here, he lived a perfectly righteous life, only to take the punishment that We deserved; Our sinless creator became Our sin, and endured a gruesome death on a cross for our sake.
    Right before he died, he said ‘it is finished’.. meaning, the debt for our sins has been paid in full. And on the third day, he defeated death and rose from the grave. So now, we can go free from the wrath of God’s judgement not by earning it, but rather, as a free gift of grace..

    Except gifts can either be accepted or rejected. So this is what you must do in response;

    Humbly admit to God that you have sinned against him, and through gratitude in the sacrifice of his son, repent (turn away) from your old way of life. Then, confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord, your savior, and the ruler of your life from this moment forward (Romans 10:9).

    Do these things, and you will be saved.

    If you do so sincerely, God will grant you a new heart which no longer finds comfort in sin. He will also grant you Eternal life in his presence; The greatest pleasure on earth doesn’t even come close to what God is preparing for believers in the afterlife.

    You’ve been informed; Now the choice is yours. What you do with this information will determine where you spend ETERNITY, meaning, this is the single most critical decision you will EVER make; And all of us here, whether believer or atheist, know deep down that every last word here is true .

    Jesus Christ awaits YOU this very moment. Don’t even think about sleeping tonight until you surrender your life to him, because your tomorrow isn’t guaranteed .. And as it is written (Hebrews 9 : 27) ;

    ‘It is appointed unto man ONCE to die, but after this, THE JUDGMENT’ .

    All glory, honor and praise to Lord Jesus Christ.

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  • air port 12 months ago

    The “awe” sounds more like Andrew Dice Clay than Steve Urkel.

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  • C C 12 months ago

    It was test first marketed as Coke ‘Black’

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  • New Message 12 months ago

    I continually misspell ‘misspell’.

    (yes that word was underlined with red zigzag a second ago)

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  • Anna Gonzalez 12 months ago

    In the 4 minutes Jimmy was blabbering on and on… Barry Gibb could have sung To love Somebody. Get him on your show

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  • Andrew White 12 months ago

    Thanks 😁

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  • Patrick Tuohy 12 months ago

    New coke with Coffee, we had that a few years ago in Australia and it was canned because it tastes meh

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  • rgnestle 12 months ago

    Oh, thank God the tattoo wasn’t real!!! 🙂

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  • jungle cat 12 months ago

    That wasn’t even close to the real Godzilla sound.

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  • Cassandra Leborag 12 months ago

    For the Bridgerton Question: every scene I have to think “Queen Charlotte was x10 crazier than that”

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  • SomeOne 12 months ago

    I’m in the 1% !! Godzilla and Kong .. Meh Chewy rules ! 😛 lol

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  • Ted Ladd 12 months ago

    Jimmy…….. Its time for some new writers ….. Sorry dude but really……

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