Timon And Pumbaa Know You Don’t Need Assault Rifles

Published on June 9, 2022

Timon and Pumbaa musically demonstrate that it is totally unnecessary to have an assault rifle for hunting! #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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  • Space Force Commander 12 months ago

    I find that using surface-to-surface missiles (SSM) or ground-to-ground missiles (GGM) works best for varmints. Ditto for drone strikes.

  • Ninsonysoft 12 months ago


  • Nanyu Busnis 12 months ago

    Right.. Target practice and shooting wild animals. Definitely need an *Assault Rifle* for those. Especially when you can’t aim for sh!t. Now I finally understand why they need to defend those guns with their lives. Nobody is going to respect them when they find out they wasted all the ammo trying to hit a hog.

  • N R 12 months ago

    how can I be expected to hunt with anything less than a nuclear orbital strike?

  • Avelord 12 months ago

    This reminded me of a video of a guy complaining about how bad the P90 was because he couldn’t hit foxes in his farm with it…..

  • Scott s 12 months ago

    They said that in New Zealand and they still got rid of them it takes guts to get rid of guns US senators don’t have the courage,

  • EclecticEnnui 12 months ago

    Guy with AR-15: “Hey, animals! Be prepared… to die!”

  • Zaroff's Trophy Room 12 months ago

    Brought to you from Noway Is This a PenileDevice. Safety is not our middle name.

  • PsychoLucario 12 months ago

    feral hogs are A problem, but with an effective licensing system not the garbage we have now one could concieve of people who actually deal with wild hogs being able to obtain weapons to do so. we already license sbrs and automatic rifles we have the framework to fix this, given to us by our forefathers

  • mueffe 12 months ago

    Didn’t a certain Republican shot his friend on the face by accident a while ago. With a 28-gauge Perazzi shotgun. These people can’t even use a shotgun properly let alone with a military style rifle.

  • ArtistaFrustrado - KFP Noon Shift 12 months ago

    if you need a gun in general you’re probably too weak to hunt anyway… but yeah using Anti-Tank weaponry on a Deer is beyond pathetic

  • John Scott 12 months ago

    Should everyone with a car be held accountable for the misdeeds of others. Should every hand that can make a fist be removed before it’s used in a crime. Loss of life is tragic but to be used and exploited to supercede another’s rights, that’s COMMUNISM…

  • Emily 12 months ago

    Did Dick Cheney ever apologise to that guy he shot in the face?
    You know how at some point grandpa just didn’t have the eyes or wits that he used to and so he loses his licence and you take away the keys?

    I think that’s an excellent reason to have guns registered and require a licence to buy/own them. “Sorry buddy, but you’ve just plain got angry snakes for brains and everything you say involves biting the neighbours… No more licence and guns, yes I know you’re mad Mr Cheney, but shooting that lawyer in the face was the last straw and it demonstrated you just can’t operate them safely”


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