This Week’s Good News | The Daily Social Distancing Show

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Published on May 24, 2020

This week’s good news: priests are using squirt guns, Chuck E. Cheese is at the center of a pizza conspiracy, and NASA may have discovered a parallel universe. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Coronavirus

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38 comments

  • Sherry El 2 months ago

    I like your early news👏

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  • Peter Pagliarini 2 months ago

    There you are! Was drinking my tea outside waiting for this!!

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  • Yolanda Montalvo 2 months ago

    Hey Trevor be blessed and be safe. Love your show

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  • Anthony Slaga 2 months ago

    Sex doll fans, they all have expressions of GOOAAL. 😄😁

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  • alysia sexton 2 months ago

    Hi! I adore you. Thank you for making me smile!!!! 🥰

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  • Alexis84DE 2 months ago

    For someone who watches every Trevor Noah vid the second it comes out, these weekly reviews are soooooo boring. At least put one single scene of new content in them pleeeeeaseeee

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  • MalindyDaily 2 months ago

    Who a new youtuber? Let’s help each other grow.

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  • kevin pratt 2 months ago

    This guy would be unemployed in any other country and yet still he disses America. smh.

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  • Kaiser 2 months ago

    There isn’t any ‘good’ news. Who’d have thought the day that america would finally become #1 in the world after decades of insisting on it that they’re finally globally acknowledged as the #1 in coronavirus cases due to the same stupid population numbers that were capable of putting an idiot like trump in their own highest political office.

    It’s all just terrible. Simply terrible.

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  • OJ Darren 2 months ago

    Where does he get all his colored hoodies?

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  • Jazmin Crespin 2 months ago

    2007 views

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  • n. d. bern 2 months ago

    WHAT DID TREVOR DO TO THAT POOR GUITAR?!

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  • Liz de Lisle 2 months ago

    Just a spoonful of humor helps the tragedy go down, the tragedy go down, tragedy go down ….

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  • Kurlzz fjärtson 2 months ago

    wait so in that other universe the nazis are giving life to milions O.o

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  • Docktor Jim 2 months ago

    But unfunny Steve Martin IS Steve Martin. Sorry dude, you lost it.

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  • Fanta 2 months ago

    Trevor will be the king of Youtube watch the space Pewdiepie. Mzansi Boy bolaya san 😀

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  • UMÆR HUJALEH 2 months ago

    Hey trevoR..
    Big fan from SOMALILAND,SOMALIA..

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  • Bridget Alicea 2 months ago

    LMAO!! 🤣 Love this guy!!! His reporting is so on point…with stories that one cannot make up, no matter how hard we tried!! S** t is crazy!!!

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  • Liz Cedillo 3 weeks ago

    Lol! Pasquale’s!🍕 🥁

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  • Cyro-Nydd 3 weeks ago

    I was gonna point out that not all nurses were female, but who am I to assume that a male nurse taking off his shirt isn’t sexy?

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  • Julia McCoog 3 weeks ago

    Those fake robot band things at chuck e. Cheese always scared me to death as a kid, it moved towards me and I ran all the way out the door. I was traumatized for a while about it, I had to talk about it during my art therapy sessions 😂

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  • Eusa Fortes 3 weeks ago

    This is the only way I get my news. Fell in love with Trevor in 2016. Love his accent… all of them

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  • Bisham Siew 3 weeks ago

    imagine seeing a robber with a gun and thinks well he’s probably going to bless me ;v

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  • Anusuya Nallathambi 3 weeks ago

    Just because a woman is in a bikini, why does it have to be a thirst trap ? Get your mind of the gutter, Trevor, ffs!

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  • Valo B 3 weeks ago

    Misrepresenting Science is Annyoing

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  • 107 107 3 weeks ago

    Dude I must say I can find some very cheap furniture that will look far more lovely than yours.. Your furniture looks so bad that I think you walked in to an appointment that is not yours

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  • 107 107 3 weeks ago

    She is not ranked by no means as this 100 year old guy and I say guy because he is still young

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  • Alan Constantine 3 weeks ago

    I love metal and rock but I like to chill to some classical music and would love to have a concert just for me.

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  • LAGRIFFE ENZO 2 weeks ago

    damn… it gets worse

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  • Julian Eaton 2 weeks ago

    What’s wrong with sex doll attendees? Have a lottery, give them to a lucky fan during halftime!

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  • D H 2 weeks ago

    Good thing the priest is white. I’d hate to think what would happen to a black man with a squirt gun!

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  • Rais Huang 2 weeks ago

    Bow tie Tuxedo Trevor is hot !

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  • Harley Quinn 2 weeks ago

    3 min in… Funniest video ever by trevor

    Nailed the English accent btw 😂👌👌

    Alright this is by far the funniest bit out out by trevor..🤣😂😉

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  • Beastly-bee Hernandez 2 weeks ago

    The bit about the priest makes me so upset because a man could not absolve you of your sins only the Savior Jesus Christ can I just don’t understand why some people want to think that I mirror human being that bleeds just like they do that sins just like they do can get rid of their stands and forgive them of their stands only the blood of Jesus can do that and asking praying in his name repenting to him not a priest

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  • Beastly-bee Hernandez 2 weeks ago

    No disrespect to you Trevor but man you was on it when you first come out I love you as a comedian of loved you doing stand up I still like hearing your jokes but they got to you in the club now you want to see him so you are going to speak on what they want you to speak on and you’re going to be swayed to have an opinion and be biased I agree with you about Trump is a racist piece of shit but brother they got to you they got to you and I hate that because you are talented and so fucking good at your talent and that’s comedy I hope you’re safe brother and maybe you’ll open your eyes one day and no money can blind people and is certainly has blinded you my friend peace and love Al Salam Alaykom
    And no one‘s gonna talk about this parallel universe stuff where is the concern and the questions in the what the fuck where are they are you people just logged to sleep do you not see what’s going on in front of you are you all just zombie fied and controlled by the media open your eyes look at what’s going on in our world today these comments are just pissing me off because no one seems to give two shits about the stuff in a little hints that they put in these TV shows to try to playWith our emotions & were like fucking puppets on a string that they’re pulling & they’re laughing at us !open your eyes people start asking questions and demanding answers Go watch Hassan Campbell hell you will learn something over there brother speaking straight facts and the truth about the evils of this world and the media in the elites & the corruption & Corruptedbankers Brother breaking down and kills you and you can go research for yourself and what’s going on and what to look out for shit stop wasting your time over here and go watch Hassan

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  • Adrian Balmes 2 weeks ago

    That priest been spending too much time with the Corleones.

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  • LodiTX 2 weeks ago

    But when did the parrallel universe start? If moving backwards; it’s start was our ending. Do we really want to know that? I think it’s all bullshit. Doesn’t just the fact that the only sign on which they base their theory is particles going up instead of down just indicate that maybe the gravity is different, or nonexistent? That would have nothing to do with mrror history or the direction of the passage of time. They’ve been in that building in the ice for way too long, with, apparently, too little to do.

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