This week’s Tooning Out The News features guests Thomas Friedman, Rep. Tim Ryan, Jaime Harrison, and Amb. Samantha Power as they discuss cognitive tests, Trump’s well wishes for Ghislaine Maxwell, and Rep. Ted Yoho’s AOC “apology.” Watch the full episode on CBS All Access. #TOTN #TooningOut
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The “tough guy” that hides in a bunker
ReplyThe “patriot” that dodged the draft 5x
The “deal maker” that can’t make a deal
The “art of the deal” that has 4 chapter 11’s
The “businessman” that declared bankruptcy 6x
The “billionaire” that hides his tax returns
The “self made” that inherited Fred’s tax shelter
The “student” that hides his academic record
The “test taker” that didn’t take his own SAT exam
The “Christian” that never read the bible
The “genius” that writes at a grade school level
The “philanthropist” that steals from charities
The “innocent man” that won’t testify
The “military expert” rebuked by our generals
The “leader” that has zero accountability
The “builder” that never worked a day in his life
The “athlete” that can’t walk down a ramp
The “strong arms” that needs 2 hands 2 drink
The “alpha male” that wears makeup & hairspray
The “playboy” that can’t get female consent
The “grab them by the pussy” that has to pay 4 it
The “moral man” that uses hush money payoffs
The “man of the people” that stiffs his contractors
The “least racist” that is in fact the most
The “I’m not orange” that is impeached
The “hire the best people” that are in prison
The “demands loyalty” that gives it to nobody
The “unfair to me” that is a troll & bully
The “nobody knows” that means he didn’t know
The “people are saying” that he’s fabricating this
The “no quid pro quo” that he’s done over & over
The “King of debt” that drove us off of a debt cliff
The “immigrant ban” who marries/cheats on them
The “loves kids” that puts them in cages
The “big brain” that is lacking knowledge
The “media disgrace” that they fact checked him
The “don’t hire illegals” unless they work for him
The “buy USA made” that sells ties made in China
The “witch hunt” that’s trying to hide his pointy hat
The “have the best words” uses rudimentary ones
The “white privilege” born w/ silver spoon enema
The “populist” that only helps the richest 1%
The “science wiz” thinks knowledge is inherited
The “prepared” fired pandemic response team
The “most transparent” that demands every NDA
The “orangutan’s son” that sued Bill Maher & lost
The “healthiest” that lies about his morbid obesity
The “not tiny hands” that can’t fold an umbrella
The “family man” that wishes to date his daughter
The “cares about U” that is a malignant narcissist
The “stable genius” that is certainly neither
The “president” that is never presidential
This is the Liar-In-Chief…Agolf Twittler 🤢🤮😵
10 years for painting a statue and a “I wish her well” for decades of destroying young girls lives. That pretty much sums up the justice system under Trump.
ReplyIs that the indicative of American intelligence ???
ReplyTrump wishes her well because she has the receipts
ReplyMoloch cultist pedovores eat children’s flesh and blood
ReplyYour giving Trump way too much credit! Trump’s face should be on the elephant’s backside, that may too much credit also. Do you have a picture of Barnabas Collins that you can replace Trump’s face on it? Banabas, too needs to be invited in.
ReplyRedhead character is my fav.
ReplyTump 2020…2024! Making america great.
ReplyTrump is an abomination unto God man and the presidency.
Replyhttps://www.bible.com/bible/1588/PRO.6.12-19.AMP
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I think it’s the music that makes this so bad
ReplyStephen, aren’t you the guy who said Trump would never be president? How can we take anything you say seriously?
ReplyWhat is so hard for people to believe trump is a one of a kind stable genius. He wishes well a human trafficker and can recognise elephants. what more do you want from a president.
ReplyWho else gets sick to there stomach watching ted cruz on tv. I want to literally throw up 🤢
ReplyTrump is pretty much a classic case of having more compassion for those he knows in person and none for ‘groups’ of people. Which begs the question, how many white supremacists does he know?
ReplyThe female characters voice pitch is too high, should trimmer down
ReplyI wish her well is code for if you shut up i will not “suicide” you and i might even pardon you later
Reply“I wish her well” = “Mafia kiss of death”
ReplyColbert is on the Epstein flight logs.
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