Pretty sure he was shouting “adapt or die, baby!” as he zipped by… #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens
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What did that little girl do? Was she the CEO of EXXON?
vae.fyi smashing
mo9l6 vun.fyi
Eh, if most of the animals die out we can just clone more.
The girl that was attacked by the squirrel is Veruca Salt.
I like how we have to call it “shapeshifting” to avoid conservative snowflakes getting all pissy about calling it what it is: evolution.
This is what happens when you don’t keep a steady supply of squirrel blocks on hand.
Having raised many a squirrel in my time, I can tell ya….
They’ve been planning to take over with their squirrely wrath for a long, long time.
thinking about the Rick and Morty squirrel conspiracy now.
What’s a Sqwerl?
What shape shifting jahahajaja f’n evolution
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ReplyWhat did that little girl do? Was she the CEO of EXXON?
Replyvae.fyi
Replysmashing
mo9l6
Replyvun.fyi
Eh, if most of the animals die out we can just clone more.
ReplyThe girl that was attacked by the squirrel is Veruca Salt.
ReplyI like how we have to call it “shapeshifting” to avoid conservative snowflakes getting all pissy about calling it what it is: evolution.
ReplyThis is what happens when you don’t keep a steady supply of squirrel blocks on hand.
ReplyHaving raised many a squirrel in my time, I can tell ya….
They’ve been planning to take over with their squirrely wrath for a long, long time.
Replythinking about the Rick and Morty squirrel conspiracy now.
ReplyWhat’s a Sqwerl?
ReplyWhat shape shifting jahahajaja f’n evolution
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