Pretty sure he was shouting “adapt or die, baby!” as he zipped by… #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens
What did that little girl do? Was she the CEO of EXXON?
Eh, if most of the animals die out we can just clone more.
The girl that was attacked by the squirrel is Veruca Salt.
I like how we have to call it “shapeshifting” to avoid conservative snowflakes getting all pissy about calling it what it is: evolution.
This is what happens when you don’t keep a steady supply of squirrel blocks on hand.
Having raised many a squirrel in my time, I can tell ya….
They’ve been planning to take over with their squirrely wrath for a long, long time.
thinking about the Rick and Morty squirrel conspiracy now.
What’s a Sqwerl?
What shape shifting jahahajaja f’n evolution
$𝟏𝟔,𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐢 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 $𝟏𝟕𝟒𝟗𝟑 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡’𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐢 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝟐 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐦 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲.
𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐣𝐨𝐛. 𝐠𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨………. 𝗪𝘄𝘄.𝗣𝗮𝘆𝗯𝘂𝘇𝘇𝟭.𝗰𝗼𝗺
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