This Halloween, Don’t Give Your Weed Away

Published on October 28, 2021

You know better. Keep it to yourself. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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  • fastnbulbouss 2 years ago

    Lucky kids today…..when I was young on Halloween all we got was razor blades and needles in our treats.

  • TheMechanic 2 years ago

    Lemme tell you guys since no one seems to be able to

    No One is giving their Weed away for free.

    Trust me on This, I’ve done the research.

  • Edward N. Driskoll 2 years ago

    Who has the money do even do this??? No one gives away drugs. Especially high class edibles. If they do. There ass is getting rob.

  • K Collier 2 years ago

    1:00 How are they playing Mario with a PlayStation controller?

  • Space Force Commander 2 years ago

    Yes, make sure you confiscate it from your kids, for their own safety, of course.

  • Ingrid Fong-Daley 2 years ago

    “My weed’s away, My weed’s away
    My weed’s away,, my weed’s away…

    In my pantry, my great big pantry
    There’s gummies on the shelf
    You’ll come scarin’ but i’m not sharin’
    These gummies on my shelf

    Oooooohhh… my weed is all away.
    Ooooooh, gotta save it for
    Thanks-giving Day…”

    I’m out of gummies tonight, actually. But I live in Michigan, so maybe I’ll just go trick-or-treating and hope nobody local was watching Colbert.

  • Zaroff's Trophy Room 2 years ago

    …And what have you come as little man?!…a what? A law enforcement official? Hahaaa! That’s original! A warrant! Oh how precious! Did you make that yourself?! Nice shoes.

  • Napoléon I Bonaparte 2 years ago

    Just give the kids vegetables.

  • Miyamoto 2 years ago

    Weed (especially weed infused products) costs too much to give it to other adults let alone children.

  • GildaLee27 2 years ago

    IF ONLY cannabis candies were sold for $4/bag.

  • EvilGinger013 O_o 2 years ago

    Ain’t no stoners giving their gummies away to the local rugrats.

  • MLeoDaalder 2 years ago

    At least this is a more credible threat than the yearly razors, needles and poison.

  • Djatawesome 2 years ago

    When would anybody waste their own money accidentally selling their edibles

  • senato21 2 years ago

    Yeah I just spent $100 on a eighth of weed but yeah I’m going to give it away to some kids… What these dumb ignorant parents should be doing is worrying about the pedophiles

  • Red Barchetta 2 years ago

    “Be smart and bogart.”

    Words to live by. 🙂

  • hunterkiller1440 2 years ago

    Free samples of drugs is a fantasy story. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England.

  • Humongous420 2 years ago

    I always make sure there is extra razor blades and glass in my Halloween candy


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