You know better. Keep it to yourself. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens
Lucky kids today…..when I was young on Halloween all we got was razor blades and needles in our treats.
Lemme tell you guys since no one seems to be able to
No One is giving their Weed away for free.
Trust me on This, I’ve done the research.
Who has the money do even do this??? No one gives away drugs. Especially high class edibles. If they do. There ass is getting rob.
1:00 How are they playing Mario with a PlayStation controller?
Yes, make sure you confiscate it from your kids, for their own safety, of course.
“My weed’s away, My weed’s away
My weed’s away,, my weed’s away…
In my pantry, my great big pantry
There’s gummies on the shelf
You’ll come scarin’ but i’m not sharin’
These gummies on my shelf
Oooooohhh… my weed is all away.
Ooooooh, gotta save it for
I’m out of gummies tonight, actually. But I live in Michigan, so maybe I’ll just go trick-or-treating and hope nobody local was watching Colbert.
…And what have you come as little man?!…a what? A law enforcement official? Hahaaa! That’s original! A warrant! Oh how precious! Did you make that yourself?! Nice shoes.
Just give the kids vegetables.
Weed (especially weed infused products) costs too much to give it to other adults let alone children.
IF ONLY cannabis candies were sold for $4/bag.
Ain’t no stoners giving their gummies away to the local rugrats.
At least this is a more credible threat than the yearly razors, needles and poison.
When would anybody waste their own money accidentally selling their edibles
Yeah I just spent $100 on a eighth of weed but yeah I’m going to give it away to some kids… What these dumb ignorant parents should be doing is worrying about the pedophiles
“Be smart and bogart.”
Words to live by. 🙂
Free samples of drugs is a fantasy story. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England.
I always make sure there is extra razor blades and glass in my Halloween candy
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