They Really Shouldn’t Have Let The Iowa App Developers Handle The Oscar Votes

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Published on February 8, 2020

The Oscars are still waiting for the votes to come in after using the same vote-counting technology used in the Iowa caucus. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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6 comments

  • Chicken Daily 3 years ago

    Every 24 hours I post chicken with music ???

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  • New Message 3 years ago

    There’s who should host the Oscars right there.

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  • A Wee Scots Dog 3 years ago

    The Firing of Vindman (aka Probing The Revenge of Lord PalpaTrump)

    The palpably dishonest Trump
    Decided it was time to dump
    The honourable Vindman
    And also a twinned man
    (Trump’s dignity was in a slump)

    The Lord PalpaTrump’s not a thinker
    He has too retentive a sphincter
    That retains a large dump
    Of his anal assump-
    tions. Like Trump it’s quite a big stinker

    Trouble started when PalpaTrump’s movement
    The Sith-Alt-Right, could not tell what truth meant
    And they became so severe
    Suppositories to clear
    Were applied to his base (where his groove went)

    But alas the Lord’s movement impaired
    Was not helped by the missile that teared
    Up his blackhole while gas
    Escaped from his old mass
    As it turned back because it was scared

    Of what it may find, in inner space
    PalpaTrump’s soul it just couldn’t face
    Instead the weapon chose
    To ask that a long hose
    Irrigate the “gall – act thick” disgrace

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  • Magnitude Reviews 3 years ago

    I was waiting for someone to make this joke.

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  • Andrew Cislak 3 years ago

    It’s always hit or miss with this guy. Maybe I’m in the minority – I just don’t think a lot of the skits he does are funny at all. Nothing against him personally, it’s just I find myself cringing for many of these segments

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  • Tonny Angkawan 3 years ago

    I wonder why no one accused trump or Russian messed with the app? It is actually possible, you know

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