There’s No Need To Worry About Australia’s Missing Radioactive Capsule

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Published on January 31, 2023

Giant mutant spiders are native to that part of the Outback… there’s nothing to see here…
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17 comments

  • So you Say 1 year ago

    Some emu has probably eaten it and could be Miles away from the road

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  • Christopher Marshall 1 year ago

    A giant mutant ant, for a giant mutant mining company..

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  • B C 1 year ago

    While you’re out there fellas, I dropped a contact lens along that stretch of road back in ’03. I’ve still got the prescription number if that’s any help.

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  • Tucker Bowen 1 year ago

    and yet when anything half as dumb as this happens in a movie, everyone calls it ‘unrealistic’

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  • Rachel Rexxx 1 year ago

    Them!

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  • kyRee Elain Prohm 1 year ago

    Muricans are so bad at an Aussie accent

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  • Travluminati 1 year ago

    Whoops

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  • Jembozaba 1 year ago

    Fake. He said miles

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  • Maxmartin 1 year ago

    “Box Jellyfish, crocodiles, various poisonous snakes, blue ring octopuses, redback spiders, funnel-web spiders, Great White sharks. Just a few of the things that put me off going to Australia”. – Karl Pilkington. Now add radio-active metal road peanuts.

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  • Jason Jimerson 1 year ago

    Give it a sugar cube… it will eventually go away.

    Bill Dundee, as in Bill Dundee the pro wrestler?

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  • xRzeropoint79 1 year ago

    It’s going to be used in a dirty bomb. If you grind it down into fine shavings of metal it can be dispersed with an explosion to poison many people with radioactive particles. Such an item doesn’t simply get lost. It’s not a sock in a dryer.

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  • Mr Zen 1 year ago

    Your Aussie accents are aweful! Sounds more like a couple of Bogans from New Zealand!

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  • Uncario 1 year ago

    Go to lunch Kevin!

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  • Space Force Commander 1 year ago

    A needle in the haystack, a capsule in the outback.

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  • Trekkie nzl 🇳🇿 1 year ago

    1:12 Looks like Kevin is going and getting his lunch actually

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  • Tarou Yamada 1 year ago

    “Authorities suspect vibrations from the truck caused the screws and the bolt to come loose, and the capsule fell out of the package and then out of a gap in the truck.” from Reuters.
    Such an important thing, one would expect it to be placed on a container akin to a Pelican case or something.

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  • Simon 1 year ago

    Fly a drone low level with a giger counter along the route. May take awhile though.

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