There Was A Turtle By The Name Of Mitch

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Published on August 9, 2019

And the N.R.A. kept him very rich. When gun control legislation was pitched, he knew just what to do. #Colbert #MitchMcConnell #ColdOpens

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19 comments

  • Richard Owens 6 months ago

    Moscow Mitch – Putin’s little b!tch!

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  • Bewbs Man 6 months ago

    Mitch the Bitch?

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  • Moscow Mitch 6 months ago

    Search “Moscow Mitch The Musical” on Youtube

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  • Your Breakfast 6 months ago

    Honestly thought I was in for a Nursery Ryhme.

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  • shane white 6 months ago

    Hilarious….

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  • Maxime Prometheas 6 months ago

    I thought the lyrics would go “There was a turtle by the name of Mitch, and he was the NRA’s two-dollar bitch…”

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  • NOYDB 6 months ago

    *#MOSCOWmitch*
    Don’t let up, every post

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  • dlmcc1987 6 months ago

    I wont joke, hes a bad person corrupted by power and greed, and if you still vote for this guy your just as responsible for our heartbreak in America

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  • Richard Johnsen 6 months ago

    Traitorous Tortuga!

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  • Johnny Clint 6 months ago

    Muh shoulderrrrrrr…

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  • FlameAdder 6 months ago

    Wow, Duck and Cover, really breaking out the old references today

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  • Commentary Activism 6 months ago

    Ohh… ? it’s all adding up, Mitch is Bowser’s turtle, Bowser hijacked the white castle ( by PUTINg” help of 1ups in hard places like golden showers room level) and Bowser spews hate fire everyday (oh snap, that’s a typo, I meant heat fire) that his GOONba zombie-citizen terrorists catch to encourage their destructions!
    Umn… Video game is causing the problem after all.?

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  • Alexis Conklin 6 months ago

    ??Moscow Mitch, Putin’s little bitch ??
    Moscow Mitch, The Musical has been stuck in my head since I heard it.

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  • Tevy Sethi 6 months ago

    There’s an old cowboy who made a great song about Mitch! Search it on YouTube won’t be disappointed

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  • TheReal008Zulu 6 months ago

    I am fairly certain that is the same eagle that made Trump it’s bitch.

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  • Phil Boswell 6 months ago

    Was that a Russian Eagle?

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  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : 6 months ago

    Moscow Mitch = Massacre Mitch

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  • david white 6 months ago

    Mitch is a cross between a turkey & a turtle

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  • Imperator Skyquake 6 months ago

    ???

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