The Vote Is Lava

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Published on March 16, 2021

Signature doesn’t match? Too bad, LAVA. #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens

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20 comments

  • PsychoLucario 10 months ago

    2 forms of ID, and a notarized kidney

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  • T Electronix 10 months ago

    I’m pretty sure that most of the budget for the real ‘The Floor is LAVA’ show goes to the medical bills for the many maaaannnny head/neck/chest/back injuries caused when the contestants collide very hard with only part of their body on a piece of the set.

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  • Patricio Farez 10 months ago

    They knows….When “We the People ‘ vote……They lose…👮‍♂️

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  • Jon blablabla 10 months ago

    Lol Samuel L Jackson

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  • Daniel Miller 10 months ago

    #cnn #cnn #cuomo #georgia 🍑

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  • Chris 10 months ago

    *“May the odds be ever in your favour”,..*

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  • Zesty 10 months ago

    We’ve seen this movie before…

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  • Alonzo McCoy 10 months ago

    Plain and simple the Republicans are acting like a bunch of b****** with fingers up their ass because Trump lost. The Republican really needs get their s*** together and just grow up and move on

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  • Henry Dawkins 10 months ago

    Trump’s version of 🇺🇸.

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  • mary jones 10 months ago

    don’t give them any ideas… the gqp is truly evil and trying to take us back to the pre-voting rights and pre–civil rights era! we must not allow them to get away with it! ty lssc fam!

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  • Tim D 10 months ago

    The space capsule is always a trap.

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  • dafttool 10 months ago

    Black Votes Matter ✊🏽

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  • GamePapa 10 months ago

    Dear Late Show Writers,

    Hush! You’re giving the Republicans ideas!

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  • Daniel Gehring 10 months ago

    During the Colonial era, your local polling place would most often just be your local tavern, and I really think we need to bring that back. See if it got out that the business wasn’t doing everything in their power to make sure the voters were safe and fair, word would quickly spread and, most often, the town run them out of business, or at least change the venue next cycle, and those were some lucrative contracts.

    Plus, you gotta think, if you put the voting booth in the seediest bar you can think of, that might change more than a few hearts and minds to go for at least a few more social services.

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  • Arash Karimpour 10 months ago

    I hope this keeps getting mentioned on TV… It can easily backfire by adding people to the voting booth who wouldn’t have otherwise cared enough to vote… Making the state blue by the end of it 😶

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  • Napoléon I Bonaparte 10 months ago

    Black people to GQP: “You were supposed to destroy the Confederates, not join them!”

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  • Zaroff's Trophy Room 10 months ago

    Another key GOP plan, in their usual forward thinking, would be for segregated voting booths. Yeah, that could never happen in a civilized world…

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  • High Brow Comedy 10 months ago

    Bro can you be fun again? Or does it all have to be negative Nancy hour with crabby Colbert?

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  • High Brow Gaming 10 months ago

    What kind of smoothbrain thinks that matching _your own_ signature is *racist*

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  • MarLy MarLLe 10 months ago

    Sensational

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