The Vatican newspaper’s review of “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” is going to drag its Tomatometer rating way down.
May THE FORCE be with You! (And we lift our hearts to THE FORCE!)
I agree with the Vatican on this movie I found it to be the worst of all the star wars movies and by far.
Kylo Ren must be using Force Hair Gel.
Fucking BRUTAL burn there at the end, Stephen.
The villain was meant to be like that…not some full fledged master of the darkness
Stephen holds no punches. Keep up the good work.
I only semi-trust IMDb for movie ratings, Rotten Tomatoes is not the most reliable source.
If you think about it, Kyle is just a Vader otaku, probably wearing the mask because it’s ‘vintage’
I have to agree with the Vatican about Kylo Ren ( 1:26 – 1:54 )
(possible spoilers) He’s basically a post-empire Anakin
The worst thing is that he is right in the end.
wait, was that “too dark” thing a reference to Finn not being a white, blond, blue eyed, arian ubermensch?
“I’m now caught in a crisis of faith between deeply held beliefs embedded in me since childhood… and The Catholic Church.” Holy shit.
Savage ! just savage,, Just how we like Stephen.. He is in my opinion the best talkshow host and a brilliant mind,, however also, his writing and research staff, is insanely good,, really lifts the show above others..
SAN HOLO DIES BY RYLO KEN
I wish he would have mentioned the old Palpatine pope
It sounds like they wanted the villain to be more evil than he is. That’s kinda… strange.
That last sentence though. I said damn (well actually it was “oh snap!”, but you get what I mean)
Read it. I think the reviewer is an expanded universe fan, he basically says “I expected to be overwhelmed and yet I watched an above average modern reboot of a franchise”
I’m with vatican on this one.
93 percent fresh???? that’s bullshit! episode 7 is a total reboot of episode 4. all that money and they couldn’t even come up with a decent, original story…total fail!!!!
I drove past the fucking late shows studio in Times Square a few days ago..
Movie was shit though.
This movie is far too overrated
I think it’s safe to say, God didn’t find his lawyer in heaven.
“God’s lawyer: Ira”…..killed me.
It is a mediocre film.
Stephen your also missing the fact the said savior was born of a virgin mother… seriously copyright infringement indeed
SPOILER ALERT for titanic.
Did he say “I’ll have the wheel’s sfocato please with the British accent” xD
For once I agree with the Vatican.
The new Star Wars movie was terrible, too bad it takes the word of God to say so.
666 likes!!! xD
They gave a better review to spotlight!?!? Is that irony?
Honestly…I agree with the Vatican about the villains in the Force Awakens. Seriously there was no reason for Kylo Ren to wear a mask. (Especially when he has a gorgeous mane of hair…wasted opportunity for propaganda posters everywhere in the galaxy)
dumb fanatic colbert
i liked everything except for the virgin part, way to perpetuate a stereotype…
I rarelly agree with The Vatican, but I too felt that Kylo Ren was a very, very weak character. Same with Phasma, could have done so much more with her. And Snookie, I mean Snoke? I guess we have to wait and see…
Blurry …. NOTICE … They never mention what Desert …. I’m going to assume the Persian Desert since it don’t say anything about Egypt and Mount Sinai … People always assume that Desert … I don’t know if he could have Survived the Sahara … I looked it up and it only says Desert … The Egyptian Desert is passable and is by the Nile … The other ones … GOOD LUCK
since i removed myself from all news about it till the movie came out… i was more disappointed by kylo’s face….#nooffense but the suspense i felt when he was taking it off had me just go “thats it?”
So what you’re saying is……Star Wars is a religion?
‘sfocato’ means ‘blurred’
Prequel trilogy, especialliy episodes I and III, are criminally underrated and shits on the new one. I watched them the last three days, one per night, so my memory is fresh, my taste even fresher.
Who the fuck listens to the Vatican,when it comes to the movies anyway?
father, son and the holy ghost lolololol
When i was a kid my priest tell me to go and see Star Wars according to him the force was god
sfocato means dim and unfocused.
i was very disappointed with the new star war….The movie was pretty much a copy and paste of the 1977 a new hope, almost frame by frame!
Thats’ intertainment. Thats’ all
The Vatican loved Episode I, if you know what I mean.
I’m with the review. The storytelling was absolutely horrible. What makes matters worse, the story itself was quite bad.
his lawyer Ira no relation to Ira gilligan the accountant
ah Stephen… I missed you over Christmas. Welcome back you delightful human. I sincerely hope you and everyone at the show had an amazing holiday break.
it hasn’t even beat titanic yet.
Yeah, Kylo Ren was more of a whiny douchebag than a villain.
Fuck the catholic church, the true evil empire.
Any is it such a big moment when they like spotlight more than star wars? I get you might disagree but spotlighting still a great movie.
spotlight was good tho
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