The Vatican Isn’t Feeling The Force

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  • workingclassoiskin 4 years ago

    first

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  • Erick Arzate 4 years ago

    Second

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  • Paul Ramos 4 years ago

    May THE FORCE be with You! (And we lift our hearts to THE FORCE!)

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  • Michael Moore 4 years ago

    second

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  • tomtom89721 4 years ago

    I agree with the Vatican on this movie I found it to be the worst of all
    the star wars movies and by far.

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  • SupplySide Jesus 4 years ago

    Kylo Ren must be using Force Hair Gel.

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  • Kaiser 4 years ago

    Fucking BRUTAL burn there at the end, Stephen.

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  • zelenar1 4 years ago

    The villain was meant to be like that…not some full fledged master of the
    darkness

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  • Lt. Worfolonious 4 years ago

    Stephen holds no punches. Keep up the good work.

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  • boo Jay 4 years ago

    I only semi-trust IMDb for movie ratings, Rotten Tomatoes is not the most
    reliable source.

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  • TheStanishStudios 4 years ago

    If you think about it, Kyle is just a Vader otaku, probably wearing the
    mask because it’s ‘vintage’

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  • 148simmons 4 years ago

    I have to agree with the Vatican about Kylo Ren ( 1:26 – 1:54 )

    (possible spoilers) He’s basically a post-empire Anakin

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  • jeremypascall 4 years ago

    The worst thing is that he is right in the end.

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  • Rawbeard 4 years ago

    wait, was that “too dark” thing a reference to Finn not being a white,
    blond, blue eyed, arian ubermensch?

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  • mariokarter13 4 years ago

    “I’m now caught in a crisis of faith between deeply held beliefs embedded
    in me since childhood… and The Catholic Church.”
    Holy shit.

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  • TheRavencastle 4 years ago

    Savage ! just savage,, Just how we like Stephen.. He is in my opinion the
    best talkshow host and a brilliant mind,, however also, his writing and
    research staff, is insanely good,, really lifts the show above others..

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  • Coregame3 4 years ago

    SAN HOLO DIES BY RYLO KEN

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  • evobusa 4 years ago

    Amazing lmao

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  • λ Voreala 喰 4 years ago

    I wish he would have mentioned the old Palpatine pope

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  • ElNingyou 4 years ago

    It sounds like they wanted the villain to be more evil than he is. That’s
    kinda… strange.

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  • Beat 4 years ago

    That last sentence though.
    I said damn (well actually it was “oh snap!”, but you get what I mean)

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  • TheStormfall 4 years ago

    Read it. I think the reviewer is an expanded universe fan, he basically
    says “I expected to be overwhelmed and yet I watched an above average
    modern reboot of a franchise”

    I’m with vatican on this one.

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  • happy543210 4 years ago

    93 percent fresh???? that’s bullshit! episode 7 is a total reboot of
    episode 4. all that money and they couldn’t even come up with a decent,
    original story…total fail!!!!

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  • grass hopper 4 years ago

    I drove past the fucking late shows studio in Times Square a few days ago..

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  • Bender rrrodriguez 4 years ago

    Movie was shit though.

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  • supershinigami1 4 years ago

    This movie is far too overrated

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  • fidorover 4 years ago

    I think it’s safe to say, God didn’t find his lawyer in heaven.

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  • Jake Marsing 4 years ago

    “God’s lawyer: Ira”…..killed me.

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  • Ryan Smith 4 years ago

    It is a mediocre film.

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  • lesslighter 4 years ago

    Stephen your also missing the fact the said savior was born of a virgin
    mother… seriously copyright infringement indeed

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  • anirudhk217 4 years ago

    SPOILER ALERT for titanic.

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  • Abishek “Sesmo” Benjamin 4 years ago

    Did he say “I’ll have the wheel’s sfocato please with the British accent”
    xD

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  • Blasted Heath 4 years ago

    For once I agree with the Vatican.

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  • Cy Cooper 4 years ago

    The new Star Wars movie was terrible, too bad it takes the word of God to
    say so.

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  • Majedul Haque 4 years ago

    666 likes!!! xD

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  • Stephen Morris 4 years ago

    They gave a better review to spotlight!?!? Is that irony?

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  • HitomiNoRyu 4 years ago

    Honestly…I agree with the Vatican about the villains in the Force
    Awakens. Seriously there was no reason for Kylo Ren to wear a mask.
    (Especially when he has a gorgeous mane of hair…wasted opportunity for
    propaganda posters everywhere in the galaxy)

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  • Rafael Canon 4 years ago

    dumb fanatic colbert

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  • TheAndredal 4 years ago

    i liked everything except for the virgin part, way to perpetuate a
    stereotype…

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  • Frank Robert Skogstad 4 years ago

    I rarelly agree with The Vatican, but I too felt that Kylo Ren was a very,
    very weak character. Same with Phasma, could have done so much more with
    her. And Snookie, I mean Snoke? I guess we have to wait and see…

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  • Lucky Lupocino 4 years ago

    Blurry …. NOTICE … They never mention what Desert …. I’m going to
    assume the Persian Desert since it don’t say anything about Egypt and Mount
    Sinai … People always assume that Desert … I don’t know if he could
    have Survived the Sahara … I looked it up and it only says Desert … The
    Egyptian Desert is passable and is by the Nile … The other ones … GOOD
    LUCK

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  • TTmoments 4 years ago

    since i removed myself from all news about it till the movie came out…
    i was more disappointed by kylo’s face….#nooffense
    but the suspense i felt when he was taking it off had me just go “thats
    it?”

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  • kevythekevlar 4 years ago

    So what you’re saying is……Star Wars is a religion?

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  • Daniel Cordoni 4 years ago

    ‘sfocato’ means ‘blurred’

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  • Daniel Cordoni 4 years ago

    Prequel trilogy, especialliy episodes I and III, are criminally underrated
    and shits on the new one. I watched them the last three days, one per
    night, so my memory is fresh, my taste even fresher.

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  • George Tarantino 4 years ago

    Who the fuck listens to the Vatican,when it comes to the movies anyway?

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  • James Angel 4 years ago

    father, son and the holy ghost lolololol

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  • Keyser Soze 4 years ago

    When i was a kid my priest tell me to go and see Star Wars according to him
    the force was god

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  • Gerard Newell 4 years ago

    sfocato means dim and unfocused.

    ………..yep.

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  • Grandmarshal 4 years ago

    i was very disappointed with the new star war….The movie was pretty much
    a copy and paste of the 1977 a new hope, almost frame by frame!

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  • Maureen McLean 4 years ago

    Thats’ intertainment. Thats’ all

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  • Orange Leader 4 years ago

    #statisticlahackhy

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  • Ebreeze84 4 years ago

    The Vatican loved Episode I, if you know what I mean.

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  • AdmiralPrice 4 years ago

    I’m with the review. The storytelling was absolutely horrible. What makes
    matters worse, the story itself was quite bad.

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  • TheFtjz 4 years ago

    his lawyer Ira
    no relation to Ira gilligan the accountant

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  • themindofharrison 4 years ago

    ah Stephen… I missed you over Christmas. Welcome back you delightful
    human. I sincerely hope you and everyone at the show had an amazing holiday
    break.

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  • connor mccartney 4 years ago

    it hasn’t even beat titanic yet.

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  • AngelicaSpyro 4 years ago

    Yeah, Kylo Ren was more of a whiny douchebag than a villain.

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  • Drue-Michael Buono 4 years ago

    Fuck the catholic church, the true evil empire.

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  • godofdun 4 years ago

    Any is it such a big moment when they like spotlight more than star wars? I
    get you might disagree but spotlighting still a great movie.

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  • Yum Fannyhole 4 years ago

    spotlight was good tho

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