The UK Has A ‘Minister For Loneliness’

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Published on January 20, 2018

Prime Minister Theresa May has appointed a Minister of Loneliness after Brexit-ing from all their friends in the EU.

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19 comments

  • Consider This 3 years ago

    Assuming it is true, and assuming that it would be about the same in the US, that makes 43 million out of our 324 million lonely.

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  • Nikhil Sharma 3 years ago

    I thought the Minister for Loneliness is Prince Charles

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  • Jo Lyn Morris 3 years ago

    the brits call it a Proper ***k.

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  • Kate Ground 3 years ago

    When you have old people alone at home because the conservative government has cut the NHS to the bone and they cannot get care workers to them this is a good idea much better this than the old being left to die alone and it’s not just the old that are in trouble here

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  • toast toaster 3 years ago

    The idea is actually pretty good. I mean if it is able to make people feel better or even prevent someone from committing suicide it is definitely worth a try

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  • Ry Sun 3 years ago

    Ministry of loneliness sounds straight outta 1984

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  • Blue Skies 3 years ago

    Starting January 19, 2017 there has been a dramatic emotional shift in the United States. I propose a new cabinet position:
    Secretary of Anger Management. “Does the administration make you want to scream 1-3 times a week, 3-5 times a week, 5-75 times a week? Apply with the Anger Secretary for assistance.”

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  • Jackarantula 3 years ago

    I can’t stand Theresa May, so I appreciate the obnoxious impression, Stephen! ???

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  • 12345 3 years ago

    Is an American making fun of Britain? Don’t you have enough problems yourself? This isn’t even that funny of an issue, loneliness is a problem, especially for older people.

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  • raven de santa 3 years ago

    Morrissey!!!

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  • MG 3 years ago

    Omg Colbert’s last accent!!! Sooo in love!! ?

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  • TheDaveman75 3 years ago

    I’m from the U.K. I didn’t know about this, it’s quite a sweet idea though. Nice to hear the govt caring about it’s people. I think Stephen is a bit jealous because we all know that under Trump they wouldn’t give a shit about elderly and lonely people. Just like Trump doesn’t give a shit about immigrants, the poor, the environment and on and on

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  • Izzy SoDope 3 years ago

    Stephen Colbert is my biological father

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  • SilkSatin Paradise 3 years ago

    Loneliness is putting together Ikea furniture by yourself.

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  • New Message 3 years ago

    Trump is thinking of setting up a Dept. of Loneliness… Sarah Sanders Huckabee has earned a nice cushy position for when the Press Secretary gig gets too soul crushing.

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  • Paressh Murudkar 3 years ago

    YOU Ok!

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  • aplantagereloaded 3 years ago

    Remember Monty Python’s “Ministry of Silly Walks”?

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  • arani guha 3 years ago

    Stephen Stephen Stephen!!!

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  • anonUK 3 years ago

    Poldark is a costume drama originally made in the 70s about a handsome man who runs off with the young wife of his evil boss, set against the mining industry of late 18th century Cornwall and the Anglican-Methodist and trade union ructions of the time.

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