The Turkeys Should Be Pardoning Trump

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Published on November 27, 2019

Local news anchors had a field day with Thanksgiving, Trump pardoned turkeys at the White House, commemorated the women’s suffrage centennial, passed along wall building duties to his son-in-law Jared Kushner, 50% of Americans are still on the fence about wrongdoing with Ukraine despite official proof, the Trump’s took advantage of a marketing opportunity, Jimmy discovered Worksgiving, and with all of this nonsense going on – Thanksgiving with your family might be difficult to navigate this year so to help get you ready and avoid any unwanted drama, we have your uncle (Fred Willard).

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20 comments

  • Pete 952 2 weeks ago

    Trump vodka went bankrupt? Oh, wait, everything he touches goes bankrupt.

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  • Hayden Rackley 2 weeks ago

    This bloke just cannot get Donald’s name out of his mouth, can he?

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  • TheRealRevelation 2 weeks ago

    Is it just me, or does Kushner look like a serial killer?
    And why would someone on tv hold up a piece of paper and ask folks, “do yall know what this is?”😆😆😆
    This president is showing just how stupid (apparently) A Lot of Americans are!

    I waited 18 years to choose American citizenship over German citizenship and for the 1st time in my life, i think i made a mistake about that!

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  • Dovie Dossett 2 weeks ago

    He puts his hands on turkeys but not the hero dog? What a deeply weird man.

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  • Assøzial Nətwørk 2 weeks ago

    I wouldn´t make fun of the earthquake guy too much. He might become POTUS at some point. What? A ridiculous clown who´s obviously mentally disturbed couldn´t possibly become POTUS or what? Let´s face it, this has become the actual job description.

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  • Chrisg841 2 weeks ago

    At least Butter wasn’t in a position to decimate our Kurdish allies when Trump gave him a green light…

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  • Green Goblin 2 weeks ago

    You’re a hack jimmy

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  • Linda Gilbreath 2 weeks ago

    PECK HIM!!!!

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  • AmishRiot 2 weeks ago

    half of the country wants him removed and the other half deserve to hang with him

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  • Jade Spades 2 weeks ago

    I’ll tell you how people still want him because one of my friends is this way. Here’s the basic logic.

    Republican = good christian values. Trump is a republican president. Ergo must = good christian values. Any evidence to the contrary is a democratic lie in order to take down our president, the hero of the people. The more they say he’s bad, the more obvious it is that Trump is a hero and Dems just hate him. 🙄

    It doesn’t matter what I tell him, Dems are practically Satan and are not to be even considered.

    It’s lazy thinking. It’s stupid. He’s barely tolerant of any challenge to that paradigm. But that’s how deep in the cool aide some people are.

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  • Lincoln Apache Avila 2 weeks ago

    TURKY WTF DON’T TOUCH ME TURKEY.

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  • Charles Seitzinger 2 weeks ago

    How did they select these Turkey’s, it’s not like they are war criminals…

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  • Bill van Dammen 2 weeks ago

    And Juliani’s son works for huge money in the who’re house and does nothing
    Just walks about bumping into columns

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  • sonia alcocer 2 weeks ago

    No keep it going, free food at work.

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  • 55vcarlos 2 weeks ago

    Lmao at that headline

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  • TheRealRevelation 2 weeks ago

    As an uncle myself (somehow I’m currently the “drunk uncle” now) i feel “triggered” by this segment.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    (Yes, I’m also a single father so the “dad jokes” are already built in)

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  • James Fahey 2 weeks ago

    There was a huge drop in earthquakes the day Trump was elected because that was the day that the Earth stood still in shock……. truth

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  • Brett S. 2 weeks ago

    Those newscasters were all in Thanksgiving Klondike bar commercials.

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  • Lynn Stewart 2 weeks ago

    HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE 🦃 🦃 🦃 🦃

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  • Mark Abraham 2 weeks ago

    anyone else get a weird glitch at around 8:00 exactly? im on chrome

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