The Tootsie Pop Owl Is Now Way More Sexual Than The Green M&M

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Published on January 21, 2022

Okay… but we still don’t know how many licks. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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22 comments

  • V Anderson 9 months ago

    I wasn’t expecting that๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Space Force Commander 9 months ago

    Itโ€™s the background music that did it.

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  • Brian Hiles 9 months ago

    _LSSCยดs_ cold open skits are the only anodyne I have against going amok in this desolate COVID hellscape.

    Have a nice day! _OR ELSE!_

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  • Rogash 9 months ago

    USA, the one country that complains that a green circle is sexual

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  • Angry Customer 9 months ago

    Please don’t make crude sexual jokes about owls! Personally, I have two pet owls, and they’re a fine pair of hooters.

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  • Zesty 9 months ago

    Do M&Ms do S&M now?

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  • Adrian Duran 9 months ago

    That owl can lick my lollipop

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  • slarson231 9 months ago

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Psyclonus 9 months ago

    The could have left the green one the same and no one would have cared

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  • no tea, no shade 9 months ago

    Okay this was a good one lmao

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  • Paul Hinsky 9 months ago

    take my money !

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  • Noblesse Raizel 9 months ago

    Tbh true

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  • Alan C 9 months ago

    Actually funny lmao

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  • KingJamos 9 months ago

    Where is the joke? I just see them running the commercial as I remember it.

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  • Majoraโ€™s Mask 9 months ago

    I formally request we sexualize Reeseโ€™s Cups.

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  • We Endure 9 months ago

    ๐Ÿ˜

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  • Igor Schmidlapp 9 months ago

    I hear that Tootsie Pops were invented by a guy with a foot fetish… ;-P

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  • GABRIEL A WARRIOR OF POWER. 9 months ago

    Whoooooooo!!!! โšก๐Ÿคฃโšก

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  • JennieFlores 9 months ago

    ๐Œ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐š๐ฒ๐œ๐ก๐ž๐œ๐ค ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ $๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ ๐š ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐ค ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž. ๐Œ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐ ๐ก๐š๐ฌ ๐›๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐š๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐š๐ ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ–๐ค ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก๐ฌ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ฌ ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ ๐š ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐ค. ๐ˆ ๐œ๐š๐ง’๐ญ ๐›๐ž๐ฅ๐ข๐ž๐ฏ๐ž ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง๐œ๐ž ๐ˆ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ ๐ข๐ญ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ. ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐š๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ž๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ. ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆ ๐๐จ >> ๐–๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐๐š๐ฒ๐Ÿ.๐‚๐จ๐ฆ

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  • DanetteWilliams 9 months ago

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    ๐†๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐‹๐”๐‚๐Š………. ๐–๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐‚๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ”.๐‚๐จ๐ฆ

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