Jimmy kicks off another Tonight Show home edition with a little hide-and-seek and dads having fun with kids during quarantine in What Are You Doing Wednesdays. Our partners at Salesforce are matching up to $250,000 of your donations to the World Central Kitchen! Help us provide meals to families in need by texting MEALS to 80100 to donate $10. US carriers only. Message, data and processing rates may apply.
loved it
ReplyWay to go transhumanists. Masks. Afraid to go near each other. Beaches closed. Parks closed. Everyone on tech. Congrats.
ReplyThat ad for Stock Images though
ReplyThis room #48?
ReplyHai
ReplyYeah, when does Homedeport have employees!
ReplyCool Intro!
ReplyLove your show jimmy you and your family are great stay safe guys 🙏👍❤️
ReplyWho found him before it
Reply“You can cheat!”
“I DID!”
“And you still got 56?”
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ReplyA girl walks into a bar near Trump Tower in Manhattan, sits down, and says: “Give me a beer. I’ve had a rough day at work.”
ReplyThe bartender asks: “Oh? What do you do?”
The girl replies: “I take care of the Trump children and the dogs of the Trump family.”
The bartender asks: “Tough job, huh?
The girl says: “Yeah. All that inbreeding has led to low intelligence and bad temperaments.
And the dogs aren’t too smart, either.
Trash
ReplyMy father was doing some soybean plowing one day, when I came
Replyrunning up and said: “Dad, there’s a man at the door asking us who we will vote for and will we donate money.”
“That’s okay” said my father. “Now you go back and find
out what political party he is. If he’s a republican, lock up the
chicken house, cause he’ll want to steal some chickens.
If he’s a democrat, lock up the moonshine, cause he’ll tax it.
And if he’s Trump, sit between your mother’s legs until I get there.”
The microphone looks like Jimmy’s penis! #justsayin’
ReplyLol
ReplyNow i can say i have the same mic they use one the tonight show
ReplyWhat?! Jimmy just scatted techno, peak and the drop, so well I got an mdma flashback! Work!
ReplyHome depot(employees/owners)=trumpers!🙁
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