In what might be a preview of his speech, tickets to Donald Trump’s first State of the Union address feature a massive mistake.
The state of the onion…….
“Hillary was showing off that she could read”….. LOL
Monologue Order: 1. The State Of Our Union Is… Misspelled 2. Fox News Struggles To Cover Trump’s Attempted Firing Of Mueller 3. Stephen Lie-Checks Trump’s Climate Change Claim
“I cannot Recalllll”
Here’s how Mueller intends to catch Trump during face-to-face interview:
Mueller: All our evidences suggest that you played at least a small role in the Russia collusion.
Trump: Wrong! I played a yuuuuge role, a tremendous role, the biglyest role ever in history. I am the boss, all the other guys were just working for me, they were mere covfefe boys. I alone colluded with the Russians, I’m the very stable genius behind all of this. Believe me!
_The state of the union is…_ *Fcked.*
In fairness, most Fox News viewers are more on a Raffi level than a NWA level.
The Uniom is the strongliest in the history of unions 😂 😂
State of the Uniom, Sounds a bit Korean to me
If his actions didn’t affect thousands of lives the Pumpkin’s antics would be hilarious, highest ratings. But life has become an episode of South Park…. funny show, but not the world you want to live in.
Trump’s State of the Union is going to be a hugely bigly narcissistic masturbation event. Filled with Trump self praising, self stroking, and self patting himself on the back the likes of which the world has never seen . Be sure to take your PEPTO PINK BEFORE AIR TIME .
I’m playing Steppenwolf – “Monster” all day just to piss off Nikki Haley
The state of the onion?
‘Uniom’ sounds like some strange fusion dish with a lot of onion.
The state of the unicorn?
The guy in the cowboy hat has too much makeup on
Well I’d keep that ticket and not bother to go. Stick it in a frame and hang it on the wall, and after a century has gone by, your Ghoul offspring would be able to sell it as a collectable item.
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