The Original Material Girl Is Back

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Published on January 21, 2016

Sarah Palin’s linguistically acrobatic endorsement of Donald Trump wasn’t fair to the rest of the candidates. So Stephen’s got a Palin endorsement for everyone.

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96 comments

  • lar hjp 3 years ago

    Stephen, YOU’RE BRILLIANT!

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  • Jacobo Lapatky 3 years ago

    Republicans = Bad, Democrats = Good, the truth is that both are the same
    fucking beast, stupid cunts

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  • Kimono 3 years ago

    you just KNOW Palin was Trumps “Dick-Pick”!

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  • zindi1138 3 years ago

    i would hope someone puches this bitch.
    but hope was the final evil in pandoras box

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  • Chalky Whyte 3 years ago

    Lol she should be president. That would be funny

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  • Fred Blank 3 years ago

    WHAT THE FUCK?! She’s nuts! I’m frightened at how close she came to the
    White House.

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  • 9B17 3 years ago

    Donald Trump doesn’t learn any lesson from John McCain. Stay away from this
    dumb woman!

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  • Dimasalang Mercado 3 years ago

    I can’t barely listen for 5 mins, I have to close this video. :(

    Reply
  • David Hoffnung 3 years ago

    Tried to like this video at a funny part.. oh I already did.

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  • Michael Slade 3 years ago

    HOLY SHIT :O

    TRUMP IS THE STRAIGHT GUY

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  • Dixie M 3 years ago

    not only does Sarah have a dysfunctional family, she has no clue what she
    is saying. OMG, how S T U P I D can she be? Fried brain from drugs? What an
    embarrassment for America. Let her endorse the other dysfunctional
    candidates and drill baby drill her right to the circus and clown cars. God
    help us! She truly is an embarrassment, oh wait, is this all Obama’s fault?
    Please? What are people thinking!

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  • Ingue Chun 3 years ago

    how is she a governor that gets paid by your taxes? America is so weird…

    Reply
  • ingrid cuevas 3 years ago

    Either she is clinically insane and needs two guys in white uniforms to
    take her ass away, or she’s on drugs.. Take your pick…

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  • Murtzs Burts 3 years ago

    This is really frightening.

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  • Navigata 3 years ago

    Sebastian for President

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  • G. Rogowski 3 years ago

    “What about the rest of us?. Right winging bitter clinging proud clingers
    of our guns our daughter and our religions and our constitution”.

    Reply
  • Tassoon 3 years ago

    Jimmy Fallon is better

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  • Joshua Ogletree 3 years ago

    the speaking in tongues part though…. that was great.

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  • fishhead06 3 years ago

    I’m convinced that the United States has the best social safety net in the
    world. How else would citizens with profound cognitive impairment – such as
    Trump and Palin – rise to fame, riches, and power…except through some
    well-funded assisted living program?

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  • Stuart Philkill 3 years ago

    The only explanation for that obscene demonstration that I can possibly
    conjure in my tiny little brain is that she is on some seriously powerful
    drugs. Usually I’d say “What you on gurl? Let me get some of that” but in
    this case, I think I’m just find without.

    Reply
  • Nevin Charles 3 years ago

    I wish Jon Stewart was still on the daily show until the Presidential
    election…he would have had a blast !!!!

    Reply
  • Erin Stevenson 3 years ago

    Love the Howl reference

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  • Talking B.S. Show 3 years ago

    That ending rampage was literally flawless…. Colbert you are amazing!!

    Reply
  • Aaron Rabow 3 years ago

    Keep Howling Stephen<3

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  • Ka Fla 3 years ago

    I think Sarah Palin should give up being a politician and become a slam
    poet

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  • Strange Charm 3 years ago

    This is really scary

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  • Diil Avery 3 years ago

    I don’t have an anything against Sarah Palin. I know a lot of people like
    her. They don’t run for anything though :D

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  • LucyLynette 3 years ago

    That was magnificent.
    * bows to Colbert *
    Well done, sir.

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  • Erin Louise 3 years ago

    Palin sounds like a Bad Lip Reading.

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  • Jose Montes 3 years ago

    Not so long ago a word was officially accepted in the Spanish language
    known as “Cantinflear” it is a verb and it’s the action of talking nonsense
    in a fast paced manner in order to confuse or convince that what you’re
    saying is correct even when that might not be the case. It was a particular
    speech that the late actor, comedian, and genius Mario Moreno a.k.a.
    “Cantinflas” created while portraying said character. It required high
    mental speed and linguistic dexterity to pull off and wouldn’t you know
    here is Stephen Colbert executing and example of “Cantinflear” flawlessly
    in the English language.

    Mr. Colbert, I take my hat off to you and salute you.

    Reply
  • elmer kemp 3 years ago

    Famous for blubbering incoherently .Only in America.

    Reply
  • Monbrax 3 years ago

    Her husband probably fucks her while her mouth is duct taped shut…

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  • TheYoungGlow 3 years ago

    omfg! I mean compere that flow of word vomits to the passionate speech Nina
    Turner gave when she decided to endorse Bernie or the one Seth Macfarlane
    gave which was both funny and full of substance. I mean to us here on the
    other side of the atlantic the choice seem very obvious, and I hope you
    Americans make the right one because believe it or not you decision effekts
    us to.
    Come on even I am feeling the heat from the fucking Bern and I am 3500
    miles of seawater away! Europe votes Bernie! Europe votes piece!

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  • Hogan1950 3 years ago

    That woman speaks fluent buzzword gibberish. She just throws out buzzwords
    and doesn’t even care if it all sticks together. Maybe in her mind it
    does, and if so, that is so sad.

    Reply
  • CAvideoFAN 3 years ago

    Anyone else watch that Bud Light commercial all the way through?

    Reply
  • sam x 3 years ago

    I thought it was sounding a bit like a beat poem and then he drops a little
    Ginsberg in there brilliant

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  • Elek Valkyru 3 years ago

    “Kick Isis Ass!” killed me ???

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  • Aaron Kempster 3 years ago

    Bro trump running is a prank. I think he wants to see if he can do it and
    show the real state of the Union.

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  • URCHIN SAM 3 years ago

    Stephen Colbert is the biggest idiot I have ever seen for the category of
    one-man talk show hosting.

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  • Jaden Just 3 years ago

    If you look closely, you will see Trump going slowly insane.

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  • Adhi N 3 years ago

    She’s on kazoo

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  • homan2329 3 years ago

    Can it be possible ? I almost felt sorry for Trump having to stand next to
    this mad woman . Where was security ?

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  • greenspan11111 3 years ago

    What the fuck is wrong with her?!..

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  • isabel zahra 3 years ago

    God, her voice is so annoying

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  • Bryce Doria 3 years ago

    right-winging, bitter-clinging, gun-slinging, sash-ringing, trash-singing,
    mash-flining, flash-springing, ringing, the crash-dinging HASH-SLINGING
    SLASHER

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  • Megha Neelapu 3 years ago

    I really have to applaud Sarah Palin. Her speech almost made as much sense
    as Colbert’s.

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  • AngelofbrokenHalo 3 years ago

    Oh my God, only ONE Asian in the band? And no black women? And no trans
    people? Fuck you, Colbert! I will make a change.org petition to replace you
    because IT’S THE CURRENT YEAR!

    #triggered

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  • Sparkie Lyle 3 years ago

    Oh no, not this Hooked on Phonics, Dim-Wit. Send her bck 2 TexAss via
    AlAsska ! PT-!–O . . . PS watts wrong with her Clay B ? Is watts wrong
    w/the Rebublican Party in general !

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  • jacksparrowismydaddy 3 years ago

    wow… whatever she’s on I want some!

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  • nashi nash 3 years ago

    Chuckle…This petty scatter brain is still pissed at Obama for trouncing
    her & Mc Cain in 2008 GE….

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  • lebnen143 3 years ago

    THE ONLEY THING THIS BITCH IS GOOD FOR IS A REAL HARD GANGBANG AFRICA STYLE

    Reply
  • Zoe Lindgren 3 years ago

    6:21 holy shit, he went Allen Ginsberg on us

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  • Zombie Media 3 years ago

    This is outrageous, how dare you mock someone with severe learning
    difficulty’s.

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  • mikeandkimarecool 3 years ago

    Ben Shapiro is the only person who could save the republican party

    Reply
  • Chetan Joshi 3 years ago

    He is back to his original best! Stephen is in the zone!

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  • Arthur Dent 3 years ago

    …And I thought the SNL Skit was funny…but you can’t satirize a living,
    breathing satire of humanity…

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  • noyfb 3 years ago

    hahahahahahahahaha…. i can’t believe that’s really Palin and not Tina
    Fey. Only in America. Fuckn idiots.

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  • Lynn gross 3 years ago

    Your show is a piece of CRAP! Your so stupid with your nerd glasses! Your
    an idiot!!!!

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  • Lynn gross 3 years ago

    How much can you bench bress you twerp ass?

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  • Brooks Anderson 3 years ago

    And, she came within a John McCain heartbeat of having her hands on the
    nuclear codes.

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  • Sean McPherson 3 years ago

    Trump must ask her as our next vice president. Hallelujah !

    Reply
  • dee ? 3 years ago

    I just lost it at the Alleluia part!

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  • Cole Christensen 3 years ago

    2:35 Over the next 60 seconds watch what’s left of Sarah Palin’s brain die
    in one epic, patriotic word-salad extravaganza!
    …When she talks about getting high on Opium– WHAT WAS SHE GOIG FOR
    THERE?!

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  • Singlerainbow 3 years ago

    She is…… UNCONSCIOUS

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  • Eskil Eriksson 3 years ago

    Trumpaline nosedive.

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  • Dillon Snyder 3 years ago

    Sarah Palin is the drunk mom at chuckie cheese.

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  • G Hernandez 3 years ago

    She looks like my local meth-head.

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  • dyingtodeath 3 years ago

    Political Correctness has convinced some people that “Pussy Footing Around”
    is maybe a pornographic term.

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  • 006pup 3 years ago

    palin & frump……the perfect match

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  • Delsa Kelly 3 years ago

    Hahahahaha! Sarah is an entertainer. Thanks for the big smile she brings.

    Reply
  • Jw Slijm 3 years ago

    How much did Sarah drink before going to the stage?!

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  • SeekingToTruth 3 years ago

    To be honest as a Dutchman, when I saw her the first time I thought it was
    Lisa Ann xD

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  • Eric Parks 3 years ago

    Commander in Spleef Budbud Hippie Lettuce Oganja

    Reply
  • Metalmanmick13 3 years ago

    Wow, she actually got even crazier…

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  • Ali Yasir 3 years ago

    “pussy-footin”

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  • urockit2011 3 years ago

    OMG she’s practically a parody of herself! I can’ tell the difference
    between this and an SNL skit…

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  • Guy Parris 3 years ago

    Good god this cunt is completely out of control! Her endorsement was the
    true kiss of death, yet there are still simpletons who thought Trump had a
    chance at the White House.You fucking fools!!!!

    Reply
  • tom thrusterman 3 years ago

    They might be giants reference. Awesome

    Reply
  • dean morris 3 years ago

    hahahaha I laughed till vodka came out my nose !

    Reply
  • gking08 3 years ago

    Colbert at his very best. Love it.

    Reply
  • Alex Darren 3 years ago

    Don’t know what it is but insane women like this give me the horn… The
    element of danger I guess :)

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  • Morris Gevirtz 3 years ago

    I love the reference to Howl.

    Reply
  • Belly Boy 3 years ago

    So…when does this guy say something funny?

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  • Quintusblake 3 years ago

    I thought she was put in an insane asylum??

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  • Zandee Musgrove 3 years ago

    with this chic the jokes write themselves!!!

    Reply
  • coc0s 3 years ago

    Sarah Palin for the White House. I mean Trailer Home!

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  • Ray Menendez 3 years ago

    fun fact, if it wasn’t for Palin, Tina fay wouldn’t have a job, her movie
    bombed

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  • Nesha J 3 years ago

    The fact she was glancing at a paper to make sure she was staying on
    course. lmao!! this lady is a JOKE. a rich JOKE now. cmon america. lets do
    better!

    Reply
  • Jordan Blakey 3 years ago

    Oh my god. Please kill me.

    Reply
  • mikeyman2010 3 years ago

    Boy, did we dodge a bullet in 2008.

    Reply
  • 404Dannyboy 3 years ago

    Reminds me so much of the political speech that Charlie wrote in It’s
    Always Sunny….

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  • Oliver Stockley 3 years ago

    How has not been some kind of assassination attempt against Sarah Palin and
    Donald Trump; guns are so accessible in America. We need just one brave
    soul to do the right thing and stop these nut jobs.

    Reply
  • not your damn business 3 years ago

    when you look at sarah palin you see the cruel face of mental illness.

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  • Battista Ferri 3 years ago

    I LIKF IT. COPY LIVE WHAT’S HAPPENLNG.. !

    Reply
  • lovepotionsinc 3 years ago

    Colbert’s reaction is the only thing worth Sarah Palin coming out of
    hibernation.

    Reply
  • FourthDerivative 3 years ago

    Sebastian/Flounder 2016

    Reply

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