As the stand-off in Oregon continues, the brave men in fatigues have found themselves in need of hair care products, creamer, and the most essential survival gear of all, cash money.
this is too local for me XD
You forgot to mention about them getting packages with dildos
They’re taking showers? That’s my government utilities you’re using freeloaders! Get a job!
I said it once and I’ll say it again. Someone needs to be the ultimate badass/jackass and go up there and eat food right in front of them without sharing any!
Apparently people have been sending them dildos. Congrats you strange strange people.
I am saddened buy the fact that any time someone stands up in protest against the government, they are shamed. The shaming is becoming more and more prevalent = evolution of tyranny…
id love to watch them watch me eat hot cakes and maple syrup and bacon. and eggs. and ham.
really hope he sees the video of one of them opening 10’s of boxes filled with dildos
Malheur actually means “misfortune” or “tragedy”” in French
Occupy figured out long ago that the worst part is the occupying. Shame some didn’t pay attention.
I sure hope that they keep an eye on these people so they don’t go murder some poor government worker. This whole thing is just way too dangerous to be allowed.
if you mail them something wouldn’t that be supporting yallqueda. Isn’t that a crime.
Are there women in this group that I didn’t read about? At 2:22 in the video, list shows Tampons too.
French vanilla situation
Why aren’t there any police around? I thought there would at least be a few guys around to arrest them when they give up.
Didn’t see dildos on that list. Funny…
These guys are starting to remind me of those redneck snipers from Dead Rising 2.
Only in America
Hey, entertainment needs, DVD Mel Gibson, “The Patriot.”
Sounds like these boys couldn’t organize a decent camping trip.
Protest against the government, want free stuff because they can’t take care of themselves
Could send them Twinkies, with special filling,
I want them to win so bad now.
Not really a surprise that the Government isn’t getting too excited about these rocket scientists. It’s quickly going from news to entertainment. One has to wonder if they are making any progress on whatever it is they are trying to accomplish…weight loss, frost bite, hunger.
I asume they need baby wipes for their dehydrated butt cheeks..
Damn Stephen Colbert’s humour has really taken a dive since he left Comedy Central
2:20 Tampons and pads? What the actual fuck is going on there?
This is a weak Government rebellion
seem like some of these rebels fit government protest in there schedule of bird calling and horse feeding
send more dildo!!!
What a well thought revolt against the government. (J Jonah Jameson laugh)
At first I was infuriated that the govt wasn’t responding aggressively to these thugs, but now I’m enjoying it. I’d the give surrounded them they would become a big story. If there was violence, they’d be heroes.
Now they just look like the clowns they are. They still need to be arrested, but that can be anyone down the road.
Mormons and The Bennie Hill theme always go together.
Y’all Qaeda are fucking retarded, the government really need to just block them in and let them starve, it will raise the average IQ of the human race by several points
If they took over this property looking for “heurs” they must be real disappointed – those birds are real b*tches…My, she must be so proud of her son, walking in her batsh*t crazy husbands footsteps – jobless and looking for handouts.
$2.99 for French vanilla creamer? You Americans have got it good.
We need to send them a whole batch of highly potent Pot Brownies and beef jerky laced with LSD…
Freedom isn’t free! – Stephen Colbert 2016
There’s a fine line between occupying federal land and just going campin’ for free.
Malheur in French can mean trouble in English, but perhaps also related ‘Mal heur’ with a space between sort of means “evil hour”.
An armed group of religious, and racist, fanatics take over federal buildings to impose their values, or as they say “god’s will,” on locals who don’t want them there. What is this? Syria?
these are the kinda people that are afraid that muslim refugees will try to force sharia law on them, yet they occupie a building to do what exactly? wait, they’re trying to force their beliefs on society?
want to know whats ….sad? that if these …”men” were of another ethnicity other than white, they would have been shot, burned out or simply arrested by now. and i know what some of you might say,,, tha im playing the race card.. well yes,, yes i am, i summon the great brown eyes black panther to give perspective on how this would be a completely different story if it was lets say, the Black lives matter folks “occupying” some federal land. smh.
So we can just send these guys what ever right? they look like a bunch of straight, bible thumping, god fearing Christians.
Why don’t we start sending them gay porn? all of us, here on the internet could create the greatest troll to ever exist by sending them boxes after boxes filled with gay porn. No food, no water, just gay porn.
I thought he was gonna talk about how the militia asked people to stop sending them dildos.
Malheur is French for Unhapiness (true!)
Entitled freeloaders asking for handouts
Let them get their shit but turn off all the water, electricity, no wifi and they can’t leave the grounds. Then see how long they will stay. They’re being allowed to leave and go out to dinner and go back and are bothering the town. The schools closed because of safety concerns. So they’re also depriving children of an education and all the money for it too. These people should have been arrested the first hour. My god. Imagine if they weren’t white and/or were left wing.
i hope people send them a plethora of dildos and glitter bombs.
Send them hydrox cookies
This is the most pathetic “first world problems” style protest I’ve ever heard of. I’m ashamed to live on the same planet as these people. It’s one thing to protest for a cause in a non-violent way. It’s a whole other thing to bring guns and beg for supplies. Jesus, these people are out of their minds. Can you imagine these fucks going up against the government for real? Who knew guns don’t feed you.
Here you go,please sign here.What’s in the truck?Purple double headed dildo’s and lube.Please enjoy responsibly.
I support their fight against tyranny, i just wish it was for something that actually mattered, not occupying some bullshit few acres in oregon
Lmao!! HILARIOUS!! And you ACED it Stephen!!
I am just saying, a whole bunch of grown men in cowboy hats, locking themselves away, constantly clutching phallic symbols; it seems a little gay.
When I see their photos taken in the wilderness, I can’t help but think of all the man on man action going on. A bunch of men by themselves in the wilderness, what are they gonna do there?
If I was in charge of this, I would just turn off their utilities and be done with it. It’d be over in a day or so.
Someone shut down John Oliver’s church by sending four jars of jizz. Take inspiration from that?
that was epic! lmao!
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