The Oregon Militia Needs More Stuff

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Published on January 13, 2016

As the stand-off in Oregon continues, the brave men in fatigues have found themselves in need of hair care products, creamer, and the most essential survival gear of all, cash money.

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64 comments

  • Ottobot OCDP 3 years ago

    ?

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  • Watching ٿ‎ 3 years ago

    this is too local for me XD

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  • TheDarkfrostElf 3 years ago

    You forgot to mention about them getting packages with dildos

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  • Brian Stones 3 years ago

    They’re taking showers? That’s my government utilities you’re using
    freeloaders! Get a job!

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  • Patrick3751 3 years ago

    I said it once and I’ll say it again. Someone needs to be the ultimate
    badass/jackass and go up there and eat food right in front of them without
    sharing any!

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  • GrandiaKnight 3 years ago

    Apparently people have been sending them dildos. Congrats you strange
    strange people.

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  • Paul Coonan 3 years ago

    I am saddened buy the fact that any time someone stands up in protest
    against the government, they are shamed. The shaming is becoming more and
    more prevalent = evolution of tyranny…

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  • brizzy kay 3 years ago

    id love to watch them watch me eat hot cakes and maple syrup and bacon. and
    eggs. and ham.

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  • Caboose Blue 3 years ago

    really hope he sees the video of one of them opening 10’s of boxes filled
    with dildos

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  • Victor Dalloz 3 years ago

    Malheur actually means “misfortune” or “tragedy”” in French

    Pretty fitting

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  • Sora Shiun'in 3 years ago

    Ok

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  • lednerg 3 years ago

    Occupy figured out long ago that the worst part is the occupying. Shame
    some didn’t pay attention.

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  • 17Haru17 3 years ago

    I sure hope that they keep an eye on these people so they don’t go murder
    some poor government worker. This whole thing is just way too dangerous to
    be allowed.

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  • Jeff Neumann 3 years ago

    if you mail them something wouldn’t that be supporting yallqueda. Isn’t
    that a crime.

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  • Rahul Chandana 3 years ago

    Are there women in this group that I didn’t read about? At 2:22 in the
    video, list shows Tampons too.

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  • LazarheaD 3 years ago

    French vanilla situation

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  • wiet111 3 years ago

    Why aren’t there any police around? I thought there would at least be a few
    guys around to arrest them when they give up.

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  • Jon Kleis 3 years ago

    Didn’t see dildos on that list. Funny…

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  • Sakuragi Rokurouta 3 years ago

    These guys are starting to remind me of those redneck snipers from Dead
    Rising 2.

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  • KungPow123 3 years ago

    Only in America

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  • Jami Ross 3 years ago

    Hey, entertainment needs, DVD Mel Gibson, “The Patriot.”

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  • Ramza Beoulve 3 years ago

    fucking freeloaders….

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  • Primalxbeast 3 years ago

    Sounds like these boys couldn’t organize a decent camping trip.

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  • Dx4c8 3 years ago

    Protest against the government, want free stuff because they can’t take
    care of themselves

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  • Eric Ling 3 years ago

    Could send them Twinkies, with special filling,

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  • Erik István Fejes 3 years ago

    I want them to win so bad now.

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  • justmemadison 3 years ago

    Not really a surprise that the Government isn’t getting too excited about
    these rocket scientists. It’s quickly going from news to entertainment. One
    has to wonder if they are making any progress on whatever it is they are
    trying to accomplish…weight loss, frost bite, hunger.

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  • bakon321 3 years ago

    I asume they need baby wipes for their dehydrated butt cheeks..

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  • DarKnightofCydonia 3 years ago

    Damn Stephen Colbert’s humour has really taken a dive since he left Comedy
    Central

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  • Greta M. 3 years ago

    2:20 Tampons and pads? What the actual fuck is going on there?

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  • pokemon fangirl 3 years ago

    76th!

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  • Luther Paul 3 years ago

    This is a weak Government rebellion

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  • Kenny Roc 3 years ago

    seem like some of these rebels fit government protest in there schedule of
    bird calling and horse feeding

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  • Robert Parker 3 years ago

    send more dildo!!!

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  • Eli DEVITT 3 years ago

    What a well thought revolt against the government. (J Jonah Jameson laugh)

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  • Visfor Vegan 3 years ago

    At first I was infuriated that the govt wasn’t responding aggressively to
    these thugs, but now I’m enjoying it. I’d the give surrounded them they
    would become a big story. If there was violence, they’d be heroes.

    Now they just look like the clowns they are. They still need to be
    arrested, but that can be anyone down the road.

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  • Misanola 3 years ago

    Mormons and The Bennie Hill theme always go together.

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  • Field Marshal Fry 3 years ago

    Y’all Qaeda are fucking retarded, the government really need to just block
    them in and let them starve, it will raise the average IQ of the human race
    by several points

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  • gl15col 3 years ago

    If they took over this property looking for “heurs” they must be real
    disappointed – those birds are real b*tches…My, she must be so proud of
    her son, walking in her batsh*t crazy husbands footsteps – jobless and
    looking for handouts.

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  • Ryan MacFarlane 3 years ago

    $2.99 for French vanilla creamer? You Americans have got it good.

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  • Photo Not Available 3 years ago

    We need to send them a whole batch of highly potent Pot Brownies and beef
    jerky laced with LSD…

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  • Ray Donovan 3 years ago

    Freedom isn’t free! – Stephen Colbert 2016

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  • fidorover 3 years ago

    There’s a fine line between occupying federal land and just going campin’
    for free.

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  • One Member 3 years ago

    Malheur in French can mean trouble in English, but perhaps also related
    ‘Mal heur’ with a space between sort of means “evil hour”.

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  • En Berlin 3 years ago

    An armed group of religious, and racist, fanatics take over federal
    buildings to impose their values, or as they say “god’s will,” on locals
    who don’t want them there. What is this? Syria?

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  • DrunkenLegend1100 3 years ago

    these are the kinda people that are afraid that muslim refugees will try to
    force sharia law on them, yet they occupie a building to do what exactly?
    wait, they’re trying to force their beliefs on society?

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  • Mr420Spy 3 years ago

    want to know whats ….sad?
    that if these …”men” were of another ethnicity other than white, they
    would have been shot, burned out or simply arrested by now. and i know what
    some of you might say,,, tha im playing the race card.. well yes,, yes i
    am, i summon the great brown eyes black panther to give perspective on how
    this would be a completely different story if it was lets say, the Black
    lives matter folks “occupying” some federal land.
    smh.

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  • COLTON DOUGHERTY 3 years ago

    So we can just send these guys what ever right? they look like a bunch of
    straight, bible thumping, god fearing Christians.

    Why don’t we start sending them gay porn? all of us, here on the internet
    could create the greatest troll to ever exist by sending them boxes after
    boxes filled with gay porn. No food, no water, just gay porn.

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  • maxpowr90 3 years ago

    I thought he was gonna talk about how the militia asked people to stop
    sending them dildos.

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  • Alie Chiasson 3 years ago

    Malheur is French for Unhapiness (true!)

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  • shmaveyea 3 years ago

    Entitled freeloaders asking for handouts

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  • Little Pinky 3 years ago

    Let them get their shit but turn off all the water, electricity, no wifi
    and they can’t leave the grounds. Then see how long they will stay. They’re
    being allowed to leave and go out to dinner and go back and are bothering
    the town. The schools closed because of safety concerns. So they’re also
    depriving children of an education and all the money for it too. These
    people should have been arrested the first hour. My god. Imagine if they
    weren’t white and/or were left wing.

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  • Brick Tamland 3 years ago

    i hope people send them a plethora of dildos and glitter bombs.

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  • TheRedKnight 3 years ago

    Send them hydrox cookies

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  • TransparentLabyrinth 3 years ago

    This is the most pathetic “first world problems” style protest I’ve ever
    heard of. I’m ashamed to live on the same planet as these people. It’s one
    thing to protest for a cause in a non-violent way. It’s a whole other thing
    to bring guns and beg for supplies. Jesus, these people are out of their
    minds. Can you imagine these fucks going up against the government for
    real? Who knew guns don’t feed you.

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  • Dirk Dwipple 3 years ago

    Here you go,please sign here.What’s in the truck?Purple double headed
    dildo’s and lube.Please enjoy responsibly.

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  • Opticillusion160 3 years ago

    I support their fight against tyranny, i just wish it was for something
    that actually mattered, not occupying some bullshit few acres in oregon

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  • adub4ever 3 years ago

    send snacks

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  • FourFish47 3 years ago

    Lmao!! HILARIOUS!! And you ACED it Stephen!!

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  • Tyrent Den 3 years ago

    I am just saying, a whole bunch of grown men in cowboy hats, locking
    themselves away, constantly clutching phallic symbols; it seems a little
    gay.

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  • Tesla 3 years ago

    When I see their photos taken in the wilderness, I can’t help but think of
    all the man on man action going on. A bunch of men by themselves in the
    wilderness, what are they gonna do there?

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  • MCwelfare 3 years ago

    If I was in charge of this, I would just turn off their utilities and be
    done with it. It’d be over in a day or so.

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  • Ricky Poon 3 years ago

    Someone shut down John Oliver’s church by sending four jars of jizz. Take
    inspiration from that?

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  • fortunamajor580 3 years ago

    that was epic! lmao!

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