The Most Canadian Marijuana Story Ever

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Published on September 15, 2018

A Canadian pot dispensary is robbed at “bear-spray-point” and old people are hitting new highs.

20 comments

  • Kaivalya Divekar 2 months ago

    Jesus I missed Stephen so much. These last 87 minutes have been hard on me.

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  • BroMaz Tv 2 months ago

    Marijuana is bad Mkkay?

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  • New Message 2 months ago

    Oh, Canada…. 🍁

    * wipes a tear from his eye *

    I’ve never been so proud.

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  • Rj Grimes 2 months ago

    Smoke weed everyday

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  • BroMaz Tv 2 months ago

    A moment of silence for the bong. R.I.P Mr.Bong

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  • tegijamees 2 months ago

    I’m early toay.

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  • Trina Holman 2 months ago

    More old people are smoking pot? Maybe it’s because pot smokers are getting old? Seriously, if you were born in like 1950 and started smoking at, say, 20, and still smoke, you are now an old person who smokes pot. Congratulations! You are a statistic!
    Sorry, nearly 4:30. Must go eat my supper.

    ((((cough))))) – – – ‘ere.

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  • Most Hated 2 months ago

    My turn: A moose chased his puck into Tim Horton’s, slipped on Poutine, and was prescribed medical marijuana for his injuries. He later apologized while listening to Rush.

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  • Save the Children 2 months ago

    Never inject the marijuanas!

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  • Matthew Snider 2 months ago

    If Seth Rogan isn’t involved, I don’t see how the headline can possibly be true. Also, a moose should be involved for semantic perfection.

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  • Renard Leblanc 2 months ago

    Dude, really… it’s Canada. We generally assume there will be bears if we go to the beach, the park, the bathroom, the vending machine down the hall, grocery store… you can’t ever drop your guard, so hell yes you bring the bear spray. And if you ever have a can pointed at you, just remember it was meant to stop an animal that weighs about ten times as much as you do. In that situation, I’d throw every bong I had.
    I’ll be honest, I was kind of disappointed the sound of the bong breaking was a glassy shattering… a bong really ought to go out with a gong, it just seems more appropriate.

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  • James Jumper 2 months ago

    News Headline: Robbery foiled by bong hit.

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  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : 2 months ago

    I really thought the picture would be trump’s old hippy looking physician, Dr. Harold Bornstein.

    Wow, Seniors get more bang for their buck.

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  • Juliett A 2 months ago

    Gun advocates are always saying that criminals will just find a different weapon if they can’t get a gun. Well, they did find a different weapon, and yet no one died.

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  • Left Is Best 2 months ago

    Skoob on my friends..

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  • GravitySloth 2 months ago

    RIP Barrack Obonga, Commander in Kief

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  • 113 DmG 2 months ago

    I’m glad he decided not to defend himself with rolling papers.

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  • Ez 2 months ago

    I love how three guys trying to rob a store in Canada is considered humour in the US simply because their gun laws stopped everyone from being murdered.

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  • duffman8472 2 months ago

    No shit more old people are using marijuana. The people the were using it in the 60s and 70s are old now. It’s like saying older people are playing videogames.

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  • MaxiPC 2 months ago

    I dont think people understand our bear / moose problems. Literally I had friends that had to go around blocks to avoid bears that just chillin in neighborhood looking for food.

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