A Canadian pot dispensary is robbed at “bear-spray-point” and old people are hitting new highs.
Jesus I missed Stephen so much. These last 87 minutes have been hard on me.
Marijuana is bad Mkkay?
Oh, Canada…. 🍁
* wipes a tear from his eye *
I’ve never been so proud.
Smoke weed everyday
A moment of silence for the bong. R.I.P Mr.Bong
I’m early toay.
More old people are smoking pot? Maybe it’s because pot smokers are getting old? Seriously, if you were born in like 1950 and started smoking at, say, 20, and still smoke, you are now an old person who smokes pot. Congratulations! You are a statistic! Sorry, nearly 4:30. Must go eat my supper.
((((cough))))) – – – ‘ere.
My turn: A moose chased his puck into Tim Horton’s, slipped on Poutine, and was prescribed medical marijuana for his injuries. He later apologized while listening to Rush.
Never inject the marijuanas!
If Seth Rogan isn’t involved, I don’t see how the headline can possibly be true. Also, a moose should be involved for semantic perfection.
Dude, really… it’s Canada. We generally assume there will be bears if we go to the beach, the park, the bathroom, the vending machine down the hall, grocery store… you can’t ever drop your guard, so hell yes you bring the bear spray. And if you ever have a can pointed at you, just remember it was meant to stop an animal that weighs about ten times as much as you do. In that situation, I’d throw every bong I had. I’ll be honest, I was kind of disappointed the sound of the bong breaking was a glassy shattering… a bong really ought to go out with a gong, it just seems more appropriate.
News Headline: Robbery foiled by bong hit.
I really thought the picture would be trump’s old hippy looking physician, Dr. Harold Bornstein.
Wow, Seniors get more bang for their buck.
Gun advocates are always saying that criminals will just find a different weapon if they can’t get a gun. Well, they did find a different weapon, and yet no one died.
Skoob on my friends..
RIP Barrack Obonga, Commander in Kief
I’m glad he decided not to defend himself with rolling papers.
I love how three guys trying to rob a store in Canada is considered humour in the US simply because their gun laws stopped everyone from being murdered.
No shit more old people are using marijuana. The people the were using it in the 60s and 70s are old now. It’s like saying older people are playing videogames.
I dont think people understand our bear / moose problems. Literally I had friends that had to go around blocks to avoid bears that just chillin in neighborhood looking for food.
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