The Most Canadian Marijuana Story Ever

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Published on September 15, 2018

A Canadian pot dispensary is robbed at “bear-spray-point” and old people are hitting new highs.

20 comments

  • Kaivalya Divekar 2 days ago

    Jesus I missed Stephen so much. These last 87 minutes have been hard on me.

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  • BroMaz Tv 2 days ago

    Marijuana is bad Mkkay?

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  • New Message 2 days ago

    Oh, Canada…. 🍁

    * wipes a tear from his eye *

    I’ve never been so proud.

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  • Rj Grimes 2 days ago

    Smoke weed everyday

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  • BroMaz Tv 2 days ago

    A moment of silence for the bong. R.I.P Mr.Bong

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  • tegijamees 2 days ago

    I’m early toay.

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  • Trina Holman 2 days ago

    More old people are smoking pot? Maybe it’s because pot smokers are getting old? Seriously, if you were born in like 1950 and started smoking at, say, 20, and still smoke, you are now an old person who smokes pot. Congratulations! You are a statistic!
    Sorry, nearly 4:30. Must go eat my supper.

    ((((cough))))) – – – ‘ere.

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  • Most Hated 2 days ago

    My turn: A moose chased his puck into Tim Horton’s, slipped on Poutine, and was prescribed medical marijuana for his injuries. He later apologized while listening to Rush.

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  • Save the Children 2 days ago

    Never inject the marijuanas!

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  • Matthew Snider 2 days ago

    If Seth Rogan isn’t involved, I don’t see how the headline can possibly be true. Also, a moose should be involved for semantic perfection.

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  • Renard Leblanc 2 days ago

    Dude, really… it’s Canada. We generally assume there will be bears if we go to the beach, the park, the bathroom, the vending machine down the hall, grocery store… you can’t ever drop your guard, so hell yes you bring the bear spray. And if you ever have a can pointed at you, just remember it was meant to stop an animal that weighs about ten times as much as you do. In that situation, I’d throw every bong I had.
    I’ll be honest, I was kind of disappointed the sound of the bong breaking was a glassy shattering… a bong really ought to go out with a gong, it just seems more appropriate.

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  • James Jumper 2 days ago

    News Headline: Robbery foiled by bong hit.

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  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : 2 days ago

    I really thought the picture would be trump’s old hippy looking physician, Dr. Harold Bornstein.

    Wow, Seniors get more bang for their buck.

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  • Juliett A 2 days ago

    Gun advocates are always saying that criminals will just find a different weapon if they can’t get a gun. Well, they did find a different weapon, and yet no one died.

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  • Left Is Best 2 days ago

    Skoob on my friends..

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  • GravitySloth 2 days ago

    RIP Barrack Obonga, Commander in Kief

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  • 113 DmG 2 days ago

    I’m glad he decided not to defend himself with rolling papers.

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  • Ez 2 days ago

    I love how three guys trying to rob a store in Canada is considered humour in the US simply because their gun laws stopped everyone from being murdered.

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  • duffman8472 2 days ago

    No shit more old people are using marijuana. The people the were using it in the 60s and 70s are old now. It’s like saying older people are playing videogames.

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  • MaxiPC 2 days ago

    I dont think people understand our bear / moose problems. Literally I had friends that had to go around blocks to avoid bears that just chillin in neighborhood looking for food.

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