Visit Utah! Come for the fun, stay because the monolith commands it. #Colbert #Monolith #ColdOpens
Visit Utah! Come for the fun, stay because the monolith commands it. #Colbert #Monolith #ColdOpens
I know the location of the monolith if anyone is really interested in visiting it. The monolith whispered the location to me in a dream.
ReplyOpen the pod bay doors, HAL.
Reply2020 an Earth oddity.
ReplyBe about a month before someone claims It in the name of T-rump and slaps his big fat name on It. Then begins the Harvest. Whatever that means. This soothsaying time travel magic eight ball made entirely of ultimatium is sometimes not right…It did not foresee- wait, the monolith speaks. Insert Coin! What does that even meannn!?
ReplyIsn’t that the thing that destroys apes in 2001 space odyssey
ReplySend SCP Foundation there
ReplyLet us create a church out of it. Will of the monolith and all
ReplyThat’s Wendigo Cheeno territory, broken treaties left us cursed – unburied sachem bones dance and nobody wants to bury its soul. I wish we had our language to help… Goodluck
ReplyMonolith left by someone who watched “2001: A Space Odyssey” one too many times.
ReplySurprised someone hasn’t vandalized it or at the very least tipped it over by now.
ReplyIt’s an alien urinal that clogged! ( metallic voice:”Take me to your plumber!”)
ReplyHow can something made from riveted stainless steel be called a monolith ? A monolith is always (made from) one solid rock, the name means “single stone”.
ReplyIt was put there just to see and gauge peoples reactions.
ReplyI wonder if it has anything to do with the Mormons.
ReplyOn December 14th the Electoral College will meet and cast their votes…
Reply…unanimously…
…for *_THE MONOLITH_*
The anchor even called it a ‘metal monolith’ – bit of an oxymoron. It is indeed stainless steel, so not a ‘lith’ then, and reportedly made of riveted sections. Not very ‘mono’ either. Try ‘Multinox’
ReplyThis has to be some Mormon thing in the desert like that.
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