The Mask Confusion Rises

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Published on May 19, 2021

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84 comments

  • Mister T 1 year ago

    If this masks off _if_ you’re fully vaccinated thing has anything to do with incentivizing getting the vaccination, it’s one of the dumbest things they could possibly have done.

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  • Kevin Holsinger 1 year ago

    BATMAN: A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a mask on his young boy’s face to let him know that the world hadn’t ended.
    FOX NEWS: That’s child abuse!

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  • Jarod Spohrer 1 year ago

    “just tell us what to do” – All Sheep

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  • Alexander Campbell 1 year ago

    These Brian Stack written and narrated opening skits just make my day and bring levity to harship.

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  • Zizi Roberts 1 year ago

    Yes. Confusion. No thanks to the media. Wear a mask. ‘We don’t listen to that assh*le, DeSantis.’ – My 92 year old Mom

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  • Zizi Roberts 1 year ago

    Florida never had a mask mandate.

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  • umm huh? 1 year ago

    Wear a mask still even if you got vaccinated

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  • Napoléon I Bonaparte 1 year ago

    I do hope a special degree is created or is in existence called, “Health Communication”.

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  • DeadlyMargiKarp223 1 year ago

    Basically the CDC is expects anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers to follow the new mask guide lines even though there is nothing stopping them from lying about being fully vaccinated.

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  • Zesty 1 year ago

    Masks, yes. But _no capes!_

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  • Poems from the forgotten gardens 1 year ago

    Should have been scarecrow,
    Scarecrow : Breath in the fear, breath in the Covid, Batman.

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  • 999 sam 1 year ago

    Are you watching cdceeeeeeeeeee

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  • Space Force Commander, General Stabled Genius 1 year ago

    People are confused because the new mask guidelines doesn’t make sense — it’s like celebrating a win before you’ve crossed the finish line (a.k.a. Mission Accomplished!).

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  • James Voit 1 year ago

    Went into Walmart and Publix maskless, I was given many sideways looks

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  • gui 1 year ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i love this show

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  • Alexandra Nakelski 1 year ago

    So people get to pick and choose when they listen to the CDC? Im vaccinated and im.not wearing mine anymore. You can still wear yours.. I won’t judge if you don’t judge me.

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  • Crucifix 1 year ago

    CDC and fauci: “vaccine or no vaccine still wear a mask and sometimes you can take it off but not really and sleep with it on”

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  • wstine79 1 year ago

    “Did I tell you how I got these scars? Those pesky straps.”

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  • Gaurav Vikalp 1 year ago

    As a person who’s vaccinated and now down with Covid, I’m just gonna ask y’all to wear a mask.

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  • Shin 1 year ago

    Why are all the Americans confused? I thought all of them could think for themselves?

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  • Comment 200 1 year ago

    Confusion will end when the banks in my area change the signs from must wear a mask to NO mask inside.

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  • Gari Worzalla 1 year ago

    If you pay attention it is NOT confusing.

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  • 1 Best Friend 2 u 1 year ago

    The cdc says you can take off your mask, but big business said no. Who’s really in charge. Haha 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑

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  • Sandra Nelson 1 year ago

    Keep the masks on, wash your hands, take your Vit. D, use hand sanitizer, and stay the frik away from people!

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  • 1 Best Friend 2 u 1 year ago

    If the masks 😷 work then you don’t need the vax if the vax work you don’t need the masks. If neither are necessary there’s nothing to fear. Some People are just afraid to think for themselves.

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  • D 1 year ago

    What is so confusing about it?!? Seriously 😳

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  • 1 Best Friend 2 u 1 year ago

    Hahaha cdc convinced them so well that now they can’t get them to unmask.

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  • Elaine Hinton 1 year ago

    I am just going to wear one regardless until I feel comfortable. I am fully vaccinated though.

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  • Dorethea Simone 1 year ago

    I’m fully vaccinated, but am having trouble leaving the mask off. I got used to wearing it.

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  • Connie Jenni 1 year ago

    I really don’t get why this is confusing. The CDC makes recommendations based upon data. They are not the police. It is still up businesses, cities and states whether or not to lift mask mandates. Not every state is in the same place when it comes to how well the virus has been controlled. My King Sooper’s still requires masks. It is up to them whether or not to lift the mask mandate at this time. It just not that difficult.

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  • exiledfromnorthkorea 1 year ago

    I love this so much lol

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  • Neal White 1 year ago

    I’m kinda glad these Ass hats weren’t around in the 50s, we would still be fighting polio!

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  • Van Peters 1 year ago

    Lol next on playlist is “the mask”

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  • Ibjnsy Gbbf 1 year ago

    The exotic august immunochemically subtract because statement angiographically sneeze following a auspicious ocean. majestic, motionless flute

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  • Keishane Esturiene 1 year ago

    🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Love it.

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  • Bill Adams 1 year ago

    Oh balls — how complicated is this? Just assume that wearing a mask is the way to go for the rest of the year. It won’t kill you, but it might save your life.

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  • MrFelixify 1 year ago

    How hard can it be to understand? vaccinated? then ditch the fucking mask. Not vaccinated? then use the goddamn thing

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  • Aisha Simone 1 year ago

    Bravo 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 -x-

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  • gracie1300 1 year ago

    I’m gonna listen to our commander in chief and not wear a mask bc I’m vaccinated. That’s my choice and you get to make your own

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  • Jeremy Gregorio 1 year ago

    There’s no confusion. Nobody’s gonna wear masks. End of subject.

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  • Xp Lee 1 year ago

    Auto-liked, lol!

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  • Synathidy 1 year ago

    Batman actually has an inverse coivd mask. Covers every part of the face BUT the nose and mouth.
    Don’t be a selfish a$$hole, Batman. Just because you save some people doesn’t mean you’re above following basic rules to protect people from covid.
    Also, considering the role bats potentially play in spreading these diseases, I’m really not feeling I can trust a “batman.” Ew.

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  • Josh D 1 year ago

    Just wear a mask until there are continuous days of no new reported cases. Seems pretty simple to me. Rushing back into “normal” life can have grave consequences

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  • Axis Galaxis 1 year ago

    600 people per day still dying in usa. It’s up to you to wear a mask. But there’s still a serial killer among ya. I suggest ya wear a mask (n95 kind) cuz new mutation from India may be vaccine and antibiotic resistant aka d real POc engineer has yet to arrive n when it does , we’ll just look at India’s over recorded 4000 dying per day stats n some say d death rates are likely higher cuz not all deaths reported. Yep we are likeky all gonna die cuz ya don’t listen , to d fact a serial killer is still AMONG YA

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  • AynenMakino 1 year ago

    It’s not that hard: The guidelines are designed to navigate between hospital over-crowding and financial damage. If personal safety is your goal, isolate, wear masks everywhere even when vaccinated. If other people’s safety is your goal, isolate, wear a mask everywhere, even when vaccinated.
    The design of the restictions and the easing up of those restrictions isn’t done with your personal safety in mind. Only isolation can guarantee that.

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  • Nabanita banerjee 1 year ago

    I am fully vaccinated. But I will continue to wear masks. Why?coz I can yawn away to glory at work and no one’s the wiser.

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  • Marijuanifornia 1 year ago

    “Just tell us what to do!” – Land of the Free and Home of the Brave

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  • Ang H 1 year ago

    Just wear a mask – filters vehicle fumes too alongside Covid 19.

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  • Wendy Desparois 1 year ago

    For the last year about half of us haven’t been able to master wearing one mask properly (I’m looking at you dicknosers and chin diaper wearers) so I’m not surprised at the confusion continuing.

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  • Margo 1 year ago

    Americans have the luxury to be confused about mask wearing.

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  • CJ Radenbaugh 1 year ago

    I’m fully vaccinated but I’m still going to wear a mask because I’m immunocompromised. And because there will be people not wearing masks who will not get vaccinated so I’m gonna be extra cautious.

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  • Ricardo Rivera 1 year ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so fucking hard I pooped my pants

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  • Steven Rose 1 year ago

    Are we only using the honor system for those who say they are vaccinated? Really?

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  • WildRhov 1 year ago

    If you are fully vaccinated, trust the science, and feel safe, go without a mask. If you have young children who aren’t vaccinated yet, or immunocompromised friends and family, or you just feel peace of mind wearing the mask for a bit longer, you’re free to wear it. (That’ll be me for now!) And if you aren’t vaccinated and refuse to wear a mask, well, I hope those people like their Darwin Award. They’re doing the world a favor by ending genetic idiocy. 😉

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  • David Jones 1 year ago

    It’s easy if you got the shots your good to go if not mask up butter cup whats so damn hard about that

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  • world citizen G 1 year ago

    Got my 2nd Pfizer shot 4 days ago, no side effects at all, just a little sore arm for 12 hours. I told 3 of my Latino neighbors where to get it without appointment, 1 said “it’s sketchy, never” he also not going to wear his mask. One of them still think covid19 is caused by 5G. I think they just refused to read the facts out there. I plan to wear my mask when I’m near strangers or big crowds until end of this year 😌

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  • Dark 1 year ago

    0:44 Lmaoo
    I’m fully vaccinated!

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  • Cheryl Carlson 1 year ago

    Rats, this messes with my ability to shame the nonmaskers and tell them to put DNR on their forehead so they get special tRump care. My county is only 22% vaccinated and cases are rising again. I am staying home, have full freezer and plenty of critter feed til the mask mandate is put back in place.

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  • Shannon J. Brooks 1 year ago

    I bought a ton of masks, I’m using them indefinitely lol

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  • PA 1 year ago

    HOW DO YOU KNOW IF SOMEONE WITHOUT MASK IS VACCINATED??? SO MANY ANTIMASKS OUT THERE…..PURE RUBISH.NONESENSE THESE PANDEMC…..ALL A LIE

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  • richardscathouse 1 year ago

    I identify as vaccinated 😁

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  • Molly Woolsey 1 year ago

    I don’t understand what the confusion is. Be a grown up and do what you feel comfortable with. If you’re not vaccinated you are risking your health, not mine. Just do you.

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  • Average JOsE 1 year ago

    HAHA!!! “Just tell us what to do” that sums it up nicely. America: Logic is our nemesis.

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  • Tucker Bowen 1 year ago

    y’know it’s almost been a decade since that movie came out
    anyone else feel old?

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  • Vampyre Deth 1 year ago

    yea tell us what to do cause we cant think for ourselves.. lolol

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  • Randomguy Nobody 1 year ago

    Should keep wearing mask untill most humans are vaccinated on this planet. if some people doesnt like to wear mask or get vaccinated should just let them be. If situation was reversed I hoped for the same treatment, which I did not received, at the start of the pandemic reknown doctors like fauci used to say masks doesnt work, people actualy got thrown out of a hospital for wearing a medical mask.

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  • Ryan 1 year ago

    Imagine somehow being “confused” by the statement “don’t wear a mask if you’ve been vaccinated”? It’s not rocket science, folks

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  • S. Walker 1 year ago

    Haha that’s awesome.

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  • S1L3NT G4M3R 1 year ago

    It’s simple… JUST LISTEN TO BATMAN!!!!

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  • Make Racists Afraid Again 1 year ago

    I’m fully vaccinated and people are giving me a hard time because I continue to wear a mask around strangers. Fortunately, I know I’m right.

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  • Heyjuststfu 1 year ago

    Americans really do have to be handheld through everything.

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  • Dese'rtd рӯбоҳ ḍ7 1 year ago

    Lol!!!!!

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  • eggmanwi 1 year ago

    Lordy… get the DAMNED VACCINE!!!

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  • Edwin Padilla 1 year ago

    No one cared who I was u til I put on the mask, now people scream at me to take it off!

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  • Laura K 1 year ago

    I’ll be wearing my mask until there are no new cases in the US for a whole month. I’m not going to be one of the last people to die, like an idiot.

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  • Geo De 1 year ago

    IMPEACH tex gov Greg Abbott NOW!!!

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  • HotChocolaka 1 year ago

    ✨This bit was golden✨

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  • E-dubbs ES 1 year ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Matt Friedrich 1 year ago

    “The Fire Rises”

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  • Tashmit Singh 1 year ago

    Lol, I’d pay top dollar to watch the premiere 🤣

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  • Jon Un 1 year ago

    Brilliant

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  • PIMI AnimaVDO 1 year ago

    Must admit the CDC did a lousy PR job on that one. 🙁
    And asking “the people” to be the judge of what is appropriate is simply soooo much wishful thinking!
    We are not out of the woods yet.

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  • Bears With Glasses 1 year ago

    Everyone needs a mask until we reach herd immunity. That’s the science. There’s no question on this. Keep your mask on.

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  • Heywhoah Derfron 1 year ago

    Mwahaha tell me when I can travul with my pet plont. Plont has seebs. Think of them as kittins.

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