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If this masks off _if_ you’re fully vaccinated thing has anything to do with incentivizing getting the vaccination, it’s one of the dumbest things they could possibly have done.
ReplyBATMAN: A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a mask on his young boy’s face to let him know that the world hadn’t ended.
ReplyFOX NEWS: That’s child abuse!
“just tell us what to do” – All Sheep
ReplyThese Brian Stack written and narrated opening skits just make my day and bring levity to harship.
ReplyYes. Confusion. No thanks to the media. Wear a mask. ‘We don’t listen to that assh*le, DeSantis.’ – My 92 year old Mom
ReplyFlorida never had a mask mandate.
ReplyWear a mask still even if you got vaccinated
ReplyI do hope a special degree is created or is in existence called, “Health Communication”.
ReplyBasically the CDC is expects anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers to follow the new mask guide lines even though there is nothing stopping them from lying about being fully vaccinated.
ReplyMasks, yes. But _no capes!_
ReplyShould have been scarecrow,
ReplyScarecrow : Breath in the fear, breath in the Covid, Batman.
Are you watching cdceeeeeeeeeee
ReplyPeople are confused because the new mask guidelines doesn’t make sense — it’s like celebrating a win before you’ve crossed the finish line (a.k.a. Mission Accomplished!).
ReplyWent into Walmart and Publix maskless, I was given many sideways looks
Reply🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i love this show
ReplySo people get to pick and choose when they listen to the CDC? Im vaccinated and im.not wearing mine anymore. You can still wear yours.. I won’t judge if you don’t judge me.
ReplyCDC and fauci: “vaccine or no vaccine still wear a mask and sometimes you can take it off but not really and sleep with it on”
Reply“Did I tell you how I got these scars? Those pesky straps.”
ReplyAs a person who’s vaccinated and now down with Covid, I’m just gonna ask y’all to wear a mask.
ReplyWhy are all the Americans confused? I thought all of them could think for themselves?
ReplyConfusion will end when the banks in my area change the signs from must wear a mask to NO mask inside.
ReplyIf you pay attention it is NOT confusing.
ReplyThe cdc says you can take off your mask, but big business said no. Who’s really in charge. Haha 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑
ReplyKeep the masks on, wash your hands, take your Vit. D, use hand sanitizer, and stay the frik away from people!
ReplyIf the masks 😷 work then you don’t need the vax if the vax work you don’t need the masks. If neither are necessary there’s nothing to fear. Some People are just afraid to think for themselves.
ReplyWhat is so confusing about it?!? Seriously 😳
ReplyHahaha cdc convinced them so well that now they can’t get them to unmask.
ReplyI am just going to wear one regardless until I feel comfortable. I am fully vaccinated though.
ReplyI’m fully vaccinated, but am having trouble leaving the mask off. I got used to wearing it.
ReplyI really don’t get why this is confusing. The CDC makes recommendations based upon data. They are not the police. It is still up businesses, cities and states whether or not to lift mask mandates. Not every state is in the same place when it comes to how well the virus has been controlled. My King Sooper’s still requires masks. It is up to them whether or not to lift the mask mandate at this time. It just not that difficult.
ReplyI love this so much lol
ReplyI’m kinda glad these Ass hats weren’t around in the 50s, we would still be fighting polio!
ReplyLol next on playlist is “the mask”
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Reply🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Love it.
ReplyOh balls — how complicated is this? Just assume that wearing a mask is the way to go for the rest of the year. It won’t kill you, but it might save your life.
ReplyHow hard can it be to understand? vaccinated? then ditch the fucking mask. Not vaccinated? then use the goddamn thing
ReplyBravo 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 -x-
ReplyI’m gonna listen to our commander in chief and not wear a mask bc I’m vaccinated. That’s my choice and you get to make your own
ReplyThere’s no confusion. Nobody’s gonna wear masks. End of subject.
ReplyAuto-liked, lol!
ReplyBatman actually has an inverse coivd mask. Covers every part of the face BUT the nose and mouth.
ReplyDon’t be a selfish a$$hole, Batman. Just because you save some people doesn’t mean you’re above following basic rules to protect people from covid.
Also, considering the role bats potentially play in spreading these diseases, I’m really not feeling I can trust a “batman.” Ew.
Just wear a mask until there are continuous days of no new reported cases. Seems pretty simple to me. Rushing back into “normal” life can have grave consequences
Reply600 people per day still dying in usa. It’s up to you to wear a mask. But there’s still a serial killer among ya. I suggest ya wear a mask (n95 kind) cuz new mutation from India may be vaccine and antibiotic resistant aka d real POc engineer has yet to arrive n when it does , we’ll just look at India’s over recorded 4000 dying per day stats n some say d death rates are likely higher cuz not all deaths reported. Yep we are likeky all gonna die cuz ya don’t listen , to d fact a serial killer is still AMONG YA
ReplyIt’s not that hard: The guidelines are designed to navigate between hospital over-crowding and financial damage. If personal safety is your goal, isolate, wear masks everywhere even when vaccinated. If other people’s safety is your goal, isolate, wear a mask everywhere, even when vaccinated.
ReplyThe design of the restictions and the easing up of those restrictions isn’t done with your personal safety in mind. Only isolation can guarantee that.
I am fully vaccinated. But I will continue to wear masks. Why?coz I can yawn away to glory at work and no one’s the wiser.
Reply“Just tell us what to do!” – Land of the Free and Home of the Brave
ReplyJust wear a mask – filters vehicle fumes too alongside Covid 19.
ReplyFor the last year about half of us haven’t been able to master wearing one mask properly (I’m looking at you dicknosers and chin diaper wearers) so I’m not surprised at the confusion continuing.
ReplyAmericans have the luxury to be confused about mask wearing.
ReplyI’m fully vaccinated but I’m still going to wear a mask because I’m immunocompromised. And because there will be people not wearing masks who will not get vaccinated so I’m gonna be extra cautious.
Reply🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so fucking hard I pooped my pants
ReplyAre we only using the honor system for those who say they are vaccinated? Really?
ReplyIf you are fully vaccinated, trust the science, and feel safe, go without a mask. If you have young children who aren’t vaccinated yet, or immunocompromised friends and family, or you just feel peace of mind wearing the mask for a bit longer, you’re free to wear it. (That’ll be me for now!) And if you aren’t vaccinated and refuse to wear a mask, well, I hope those people like their Darwin Award. They’re doing the world a favor by ending genetic idiocy. 😉
ReplyIt’s easy if you got the shots your good to go if not mask up butter cup whats so damn hard about that
ReplyGot my 2nd Pfizer shot 4 days ago, no side effects at all, just a little sore arm for 12 hours. I told 3 of my Latino neighbors where to get it without appointment, 1 said “it’s sketchy, never” he also not going to wear his mask. One of them still think covid19 is caused by 5G. I think they just refused to read the facts out there. I plan to wear my mask when I’m near strangers or big crowds until end of this year 😌
Reply0:44 Lmaoo
ReplyI’m fully vaccinated!
Rats, this messes with my ability to shame the nonmaskers and tell them to put DNR on their forehead so they get special tRump care. My county is only 22% vaccinated and cases are rising again. I am staying home, have full freezer and plenty of critter feed til the mask mandate is put back in place.
ReplyI bought a ton of masks, I’m using them indefinitely lol
ReplyHOW DO YOU KNOW IF SOMEONE WITHOUT MASK IS VACCINATED??? SO MANY ANTIMASKS OUT THERE…..PURE RUBISH.NONESENSE THESE PANDEMC…..ALL A LIE
ReplyI identify as vaccinated 😁
ReplyI don’t understand what the confusion is. Be a grown up and do what you feel comfortable with. If you’re not vaccinated you are risking your health, not mine. Just do you.
ReplyHAHA!!! “Just tell us what to do” that sums it up nicely. America: Logic is our nemesis.
Replyy’know it’s almost been a decade since that movie came out
Replyanyone else feel old?
yea tell us what to do cause we cant think for ourselves.. lolol
ReplyShould keep wearing mask untill most humans are vaccinated on this planet. if some people doesnt like to wear mask or get vaccinated should just let them be. If situation was reversed I hoped for the same treatment, which I did not received, at the start of the pandemic reknown doctors like fauci used to say masks doesnt work, people actualy got thrown out of a hospital for wearing a medical mask.
ReplyImagine somehow being “confused” by the statement “don’t wear a mask if you’ve been vaccinated”? It’s not rocket science, folks
ReplyHaha that’s awesome.
ReplyIt’s simple… JUST LISTEN TO BATMAN!!!!
ReplyI’m fully vaccinated and people are giving me a hard time because I continue to wear a mask around strangers. Fortunately, I know I’m right.
ReplyAmericans really do have to be handheld through everything.
ReplyLol!!!!!
ReplyLordy… get the DAMNED VACCINE!!!
ReplyNo one cared who I was u til I put on the mask, now people scream at me to take it off!
ReplyI’ll be wearing my mask until there are no new cases in the US for a whole month. I’m not going to be one of the last people to die, like an idiot.
ReplyIMPEACH tex gov Greg Abbott NOW!!!
Reply✨This bit was golden✨
Reply🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reply“The Fire Rises”
ReplyLol, I’d pay top dollar to watch the premiere 🤣
ReplyBrilliant
ReplyMust admit the CDC did a lousy PR job on that one. 🙁
ReplyAnd asking “the people” to be the judge of what is appropriate is simply soooo much wishful thinking!
We are not out of the woods yet.
Everyone needs a mask until we reach herd immunity. That’s the science. There’s no question on this. Keep your mask on.
ReplyMwahaha tell me when I can travul with my pet plont. Plont has seebs. Think of them as kittins.
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