We’re all in this together. No red states or blue states. Just 50 anxious, pale states. This is a crisis that we have to face together… By staying as far apart as possible. #Colbert #Quarantine #Monologue
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Why do the jockeys always celebrate.. like I know they were there and rode the horse. But the horse did all the work they were just the asshole slowing them down and whipping them telling them to go faster!! Lol
Reply“I read that on Facebook.” Best Trumpanzee quote of the millennium.
Reply1) Man, the bit about coughing on porn stars’ buttholes made me laugh more than anything else in the past few weeks, except the “chickens can’t afford umbrellas” trending on Reddit
2) damn, Jon Batiste’s rendition of Pure Imagination at the end was SWINGIN’. Wish we could have heard the rest of it
ReplyI thought this clown Colbert was deaf in his right ear?
ReplyBeautiful… Thanks guys. 🙂
ReplyI wish Stephen would broadcast more shows like this; the background noise of an audience and music sometimes hides how really talented his writers are.
ReplyNot buying airpods.
ReplyStephen Colbert for President 2024
ReplyToo bad we don’t believe that we don’t poop like I heard the people in North Korea believed of their leader, or was that just in the movie, anyway he doesn’t have to worry about toilet paper, he probably doesn’t have a toilet
ReplyThre is still red and blue. Ha;f of america is sheltering in place, and the trump supporters are telling us to go to restaurants and pubs, while their kids party on the beaches of florida.
ReplyThe beard looks good. Thanks for the home shows. They’ve been entertaining!
Reply4:31 🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿
ReplyDonald Trump If you want America to forgive and forget it will require you, Donald Trump to admit that the spread of the virus and the failure to properly warn Americans of the seriousness of this crisis is your fault, to show genuine remorse for the deaths and hardship you have caused, and it will require you to resign! Then, and only then, can America begin to heal and begin to work together!
ReplyIm grateful for Colbert Show.
ReplyIm tired of the non stop first world, anti vaccinate people, people who are to “conservative” to care about the sick.
Dear Colbert: Attach a fundraiser to your online episodes. Kimmel has Red Cross, Trevor Noah has No Kid Hungry. Fallon has…Feeding America? Are there no more charities out there?
ReplyOmg did I absolutely need this.
ReplyVery funny program. Fortunately there is a tree where I live that has large velvety leaves that can be used as toilet paper.
ReplyThe col beard is resurrecting
ReplyJust remember… if she doesnt find ya handsome, she might as well find ya handy…
Anyone know this reference?
We’re all in this together 🇨🇦❤
Reply😀.
ReplyAargh! He snuck Meanwhile in there, and made me listen to the intro.
Replythis is so ironic hearing hypocrite colbert talk about being in this together. hes been preaching hate & promoting divisiveness on his show for the past 3 years.
ReplyThat’s an amazing Arnold impersonation!
Replyoh gods, my ribs! why is this so much funnier somehow than the usual show?
ReplyWe never left the sanctity of our homeland, and now these folks who never “stay home” got us “all in this together.”
ReplyDon’t patronize me. If you global elitists practiced what you’re preaching at the onset, americans content within the confines of their homeland wouldn’t be living in the wake of your destruction.
ReplyYou look like a nice and well respected man.
But…..until you start pulling the bloody hellish nightterror’s out of your mind with a hot fork,
only then can you say we are in this together.
But I appreciate your sympathy.
ReplyIt’s almost as bad as shell shock.
#WWG1WGA
Reply………WE ARE LIFELESS TOGETHER!!!!!!!! TOGETHER………….
ReplyI’m not in anything with this dude , gives me the creeps
ReplyMichael Flynn completely exonerated. He was set up by FBI. Stephen Colbert,..Bite Me you disgusting tool.
ReplyI thought he was a dick.
ReplyMeanwhile gave me life 😂😂😂
ReplyIt’s so messed up. All horse shows, livestock shows, fairs, everything just gone. 😢
ReplyWhat a hack. This was garbage even with producers and a stage. Now its just so sadly obvious.
ReplyIf this guy goes missing I wouldn’t care.
ReplyNo we aren’t, the rich have no idea what it’s like right now, eff you Colbert.
ReplyHow do we fix sensational news? Kind of think you don’t. People are a bit crazy. It is part of human nature.
Replyone shot. boom. dead.
ReplyNo! We are NOT “all in this together”. Governors, Mayors, and TV celebrities who say this are not one of us. It doesn’t affect them at all. They are getting paid and don’t have to worry about paying bills. GTFO with that bullshit!
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