The Light Show With Stephen Colb-Air – We’re All In This Together

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Published on March 19, 2020

We’re all in this together. No red states or blue states. Just 50 anxious, pale states. This is a crisis that we have to face together… By staying as far apart as possible. #Colbert #Quarantine #Monologue

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40 comments

  • Duke The Creator 7 months ago

    Why do the jockeys always celebrate.. like I know they were there and rode the horse. But the horse did all the work they were just the asshole slowing them down and whipping them telling them to go faster!! Lol

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  • taytase 7 months ago

    “I read that on Facebook.” Best Trumpanzee quote of the millennium.

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  • Justin Douglas 7 months ago

    1) Man, the bit about coughing on porn stars’ buttholes made me laugh more than anything else in the past few weeks, except the “chickens can’t afford umbrellas” trending on Reddit

    2) damn, Jon Batiste’s rendition of Pure Imagination at the end was SWINGIN’. Wish we could have heard the rest of it

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  • Steve Lyford 7 months ago

    I thought this clown Colbert was deaf in his right ear?

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  • Eden Starr 7 months ago

    Beautiful… Thanks guys. 🙂

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  • ocean buoy 7 months ago

    I wish Stephen would broadcast more shows like this; the background noise of an audience and music sometimes hides how really talented his writers are.

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  • Meshach Lovelace. 7 months ago

    Not buying airpods.

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  • M 7 months ago

    Stephen Colbert for President 2024

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  • Josias Vertiz 7 months ago

    Too bad we don’t believe that we don’t poop like I heard the people in North Korea believed of their leader, or was that just in the movie, anyway he doesn’t have to worry about toilet paper, he probably doesn’t have a toilet

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  • My Opinion 7 months ago

    Thre is still red and blue. Ha;f of america is sheltering in place, and the trump supporters are telling us to go to restaurants and pubs, while their kids party on the beaches of florida.

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  • Bill Reilly 7 months ago

    The beard looks good. Thanks for the home shows. They’ve been entertaining!

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  • DAL MJAY 7 months ago

    4:31 🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿

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  • Rick Ammon 7 months ago

    Donald Trump If you want America to forgive and forget it will require you, Donald Trump to admit that the spread of the virus and the failure to properly warn Americans of the seriousness of this crisis is your fault, to show genuine remorse for the deaths and hardship you have caused, and it will require you to resign! Then, and only then, can America begin to heal and begin to work together!

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  • harlow jean 1975 deymonaz 7 months ago

    Im grateful for Colbert Show.
    Im tired of the non stop first world, anti vaccinate people, people who are to “conservative” to care about the sick.

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  • justin castillo 7 months ago

    Dear Colbert: Attach a fundraiser to your online episodes. Kimmel has Red Cross, Trevor Noah has No Kid Hungry. Fallon has…Feeding America? Are there no more charities out there?

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  • Kristina Schneider 7 months ago

    Omg did I absolutely need this.

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  • Treefarm 7 months ago

    Very funny program. Fortunately there is a tree where I live that has large velvety leaves that can be used as toilet paper.

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  • strikeslifer 7 months ago

    The col beard is resurrecting

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  • Acceptance not defeat 7 months ago

    Just remember… if she doesnt find ya handsome, she might as well find ya handy…
    Anyone know this reference?

    We’re all in this together 🇨🇦❤

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  • aslbyweller 7 months ago

    😀.

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  • viddork 6 months ago

    Aargh! He snuck Meanwhile in there, and made me listen to the intro.

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  • susan NY 6 months ago

    this is so ironic hearing hypocrite colbert talk about being in this together. hes been preaching hate & promoting divisiveness on his show for the past 3 years.

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  • marrier9999 6 months ago

    That’s an amazing Arnold impersonation!

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  • TheMwales 6 months ago

    oh gods, my ribs! why is this so much funnier somehow than the usual show?

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  • sicksimpletyrannosaur 6 months ago

    We never left the sanctity of our homeland, and now these folks who never “stay home” got us “all in this together.”

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  • sicksimpletyrannosaur 6 months ago

    Don’t patronize me. If you global elitists practiced what you’re preaching at the onset, americans content within the confines of their homeland wouldn’t be living in the wake of your destruction.

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  • Booglium Moo 6 months ago

    You look like a nice and well respected man.
    But…..until you start pulling the bloody hellish nightterror’s out of your mind with a hot fork,
    only then can you say we are in this together.

    But I appreciate your sympathy.
    It’s almost as bad as shell shock.

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  • Kimberly Jameson 6 months ago

    #WWG1WGA

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  • Est Queen 210 6 months ago

    ………WE ARE LIFELESS TOGETHER!!!!!!!! TOGETHER………….

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  • Greg Rishel 6 months ago

    I’m not in anything with this dude , gives me the creeps

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  • johnmichael karma 6 months ago

    Michael Flynn completely exonerated. He was set up by FBI. Stephen Colbert,..Bite Me you disgusting tool.

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  • Jeff Frederick 6 months ago

    I thought he was a dick.

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  • Natalee Steele 6 months ago

    Meanwhile gave me life 😂😂😂

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  • pixielated23 5 months ago

    It’s so messed up. All horse shows, livestock shows, fairs, everything just gone. 😢

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  • David Taylor 5 months ago

    What a hack. This was garbage even with producers and a stage. Now its just so sadly obvious.

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  • Jovel Williams 5 months ago

    If this guy goes missing I wouldn’t care.

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  • atfinn 5 months ago

    No we aren’t, the rich have no idea what it’s like right now, eff you Colbert.

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  • Justin Moore 5 months ago

    How do we fix sensational news? Kind of think you don’t. People are a bit crazy. It is part of human nature.

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  • John Thomas 5 months ago

    one shot.  boom.  dead.

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  • Jack Murray 4 months ago

    No! We are NOT “all in this together”. Governors, Mayors, and TV celebrities who say this are not one of us. It doesn’t affect them at all. They are getting paid and don’t have to worry about paying bills. GTFO with that bullshit!

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