Stephen turns the spotlight away from Trump to focus on some lesser-known news stories which, by pure coincidence, also feature an obnoxious, orange monster.
WHERE IS THE COLBEARD ?!
“Beto is way hotter than you, dude.” Hahaha! OUCH
‘Orange monster’. How can you expect me not to think of the trump when you say that…? Sigh. “President” trump, with all due disrespect; please, please for your own good: resign! For once in your life, do something positive for the World: resign. You have never been anything but disgusting, abhorring, repulsive, abominable. But when I had brazed myself to actually watch you, as you stood before the international audience at the United Nations, and boasted, what I felt for a moment there, mixed with an enormous embarrassment on your behalf, was PITY! I looked at your idiotic, insecure, arrogant, frightened face and felt pity, dang it. You don’t know better, that’s the scary part. In your self deluding, wishful, alternative brain, you think you have all the rest of us Earthlings trapped inside your mind, seeing only the tremendously majestic supersmart greatest ever president, just as you do. We don’t, trump. We live in reality. Where hundreds of children are suffering, having been torn from their parents, they are marked for life, even should they, by a miracle (not by your criminal incompetence) be reunited with their parents. Speaking of which… I don’t feel any pity for you anymore. The only way for you to obtain perhaps at least a tiny bit of the respect you so hunger for, trump, is to resign. Be smart just for once; do it. Resign……………………………………………..!
“Other things happening in the world” then is all USA stories… This is so America (and by America I mean USA, just in case you’re wondering!)
No more beard?! NO!!!
I thought Trash-Slob was busy playing president?
Ted Cruz’s repugnant views are matched only by his complete lack of decency and self-respect and the dyspeptic quality of his face.
Donald John Trump is the greatest president in history.
From the standpoint of pee.
When that thing fires a t-shirt cannon into his own crotch, I’ll be impressed.
That Gritty fella sounds like Trump Cabinet material!
Ted Beta Cruz is so insecure about Beto. He’s mentioned Beto’s looks enough times I’m wondering if he has a hate-crush.
Careful Stephen, Steve Bannon might sue Trash Slob for illegally using his likeness.
RIP Trash Slob. He will be missed.
Trash Slob’s story arc ended way too soon.
Meanwhile I can’t even get my life in order
I miss Trash Slob already. I remember the first time I saw him like it was just a few minutes ago.
RIP Trash slob. Gone so soon ?
trump will love Gritty, he is orange after all.
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