A small town in Arkansas is losing thousands of gallons of drinking water every day after someone shot a hole in a very sensitive place in their Johnny Cash-themed water tower. #Colbert #Comedy #JohnnyCash
A small town in Arkansas is losing thousands of gallons of drinking water every day after someone shot a hole in a very sensitive place in their Johnny Cash-themed water tower. #Colbert #Comedy #JohnnyCash
I was waiting for the flex seal joke and you did not disappoint!! Well done lol
ReplyI think Johnny would approve.
Replyshe’s a keeper.
ReplySo, the geniuses in Kingsland are just going to let all that precious water pour out without making an effort to plug the leak? For god’s sake, get a diver into that tank with a rubber plug and plug the damned hole!
ReplyI was expecting an R Kelly joke. Oh well…
ReplyDear Colbert folks… water towers are not about about storing water. Water towers are about producing water pressure in small municipal water systems. Hoping that you pass high school science some day, your most ardent fan… nah, forget it, I’m non-partisan.
ReplyI’m a little surprised CBS didn’t require them to blur out that leaking water tower.
ReplyWhat an idiot, that vandal was…if you can’t hit the right spot, don’t take the shot. The world needs a better class of public nuisance.
ReplyI hope more than anything that they call him to have him do the repair. Steven would make it crazy funny
ReplyI’m sure they know that they can plug the hole but are letting the water level drop so they can get in there to do a proper repair. The whole tank will probably need to be cleaned afterwards. They’ll likely do other maintenance while it’s empty.
ReplyWhere is Jon Batist?
ReplyWTFF!?! Have they ever heard of a cork? A 30.06 caliber rubber cork oughtta do.
ReplyJust got hit with COVID last weekend. Soar throat, runny nose, body aches, mild fever… But the biggest kicker was that I was seriously wishing it to be influenza. What weird times we live in.
Reply“I shot a man in Kingsland just to watch him pee” has to be Weird Al levels of satirical lyrics perfection.
ReplyAbout that mug shot of Timothy Sled – are you sure that’s his FACE?
ReplyWell…they have an arrest of the shooter,right? Guess the local judge shoyld find him guilty and fine him…say $5,200. Then call on Stephen to keep his word and dry up Johnny Cash.
ReplyHaven’t they heard of FLEX TAPE?!?!?!?!?!?!
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