The Government Reopens, the Trumps’ 13th Wedding Anniversary – Monologue

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  • MOSTOFER Mobley 11 months ago

    1st

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  • Ro G 11 months ago

    What better gift for Melania on her anniversary than a week away from t’rump?

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  • Give me good coffee Solider 11 months ago

    I have a good topic. FISA releases secret documents.

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  • Ashmita Nandy 11 months ago

    I’m really early and I forgot to think of a witty joke! Help!

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  • shahida begum 11 months ago

    Seriously though… I love NYC but those piles of garbage need to get removed more quickly. I have to actively navigate through the streets based on garbage pick up days. =|

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  • Margaret Kennedy 11 months ago

    If John Kelly is The Church Lady then I guess Trump is Mr Peepers.

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  • New Message 11 months ago

    You know Melania is aware it has been 13 years. That’s when the contract with the Devil said he’d come and collect her soul after he arranged for her to marry into wealth. She spent the anniversary screaming into the fireplace to ‘Come get me! You promised 13 years, no more! Please! Please! Take me to a better place! Bring me to the lake of fire!!!!!!”

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  • New Message 11 months ago

    Lovely lady hump, though.

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  • jeck jeck 11 months ago

    Donlad trump and Melania…. a love story way worse than twilight.

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  • Head Hancho 11 months ago

    Why doesn’t Seth talk about how In one of the biggest stories in a long time, the CROOKED FBI now says it is missing five months worth of lovers Strzok-Page texts, perhaps 50,000, and all

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  • Weedle Guy 11 months ago

    The U.S is really divided right now that it might need another Hitler to push them back into the United part. Oh wait, he already in the office.

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