He stuffed himself with so much chicken that it got sentient and crossed the road to visit the hospital to get out of Trump’s body

I was sure one of those “phases” would have been surgically removing the lips of Republicans from his ass. An ongoing phase too.

He reminds me of the end of Death Becomes Her. Only he fast tracked to a bloated with gas look.

There’s no cure for what he’s got. Nor for his knuckle-dragging voters.

For anyone still wondering, this is the textbook way to have NOT a heart attack

Faux News hate spewer Judge Foghorn says Trump is, and I quote, “Superhuman.”

_”Every year I take at least 300 steps. They say the most of any president in history. I’m also very strong, the strongest even, the Doctor told me my heart was bigger than any man’s he’d ever seen.”_

– Trump probably.

Trump is about as smart as a Zombie and, maybe, they are keeping him alive by the same means… That would explain both his demeanor and his utterances…

his still lies even about a yearly physical, or he had somthing concerning him

well then get him distracted with some fake boobs and gently lure him out of the WH

Hope it’s nothing trivial…

Replace the sawdust in his cage and oil the treadmill bearings.

His bone spurs were acting up.

That hamburger helper heart of his is finally raising the white flag.

That’s why Americans want affordable universal healthcare – so we can add those stages to our annual physicals too.

Trump’s probem is MENTAL , not Physical.

Trumpy Dumpy Dingo Dummy ran out of Adderall

You missed the phase where they performed the lobotomy.

If we’re lucky he’ll be in hell by phase 2 – very soon please?

Mr.Foxnews sir. I am a super doc of psychology and have a sdp in psychology. Sir we have a list of how crazy a person is.
Number one: I met God
Number two: it’s everyone else,not me
Sir, you suffer badly from number two. It’s not all the many other news channels, it’s you