The ‘Fox & Friends’ hosts routinely call the Steele dossier ‘the dirty dossier.’ They have NO idea.
The dirty dossier Fox and friends???????
“get her done”
Well done editing team, well done ??
Dirty Donald… Can we call him that?
& friends… Nice touch, fits like a glove.
Fox News is so far from reality it’s not even funny. I spent several hours watching it the other day and I couldn’t believe it. It was just one lie after another. They’re misleading people so badly and it’s wrong, wrong, wrong. So here’s my idea of retaliation…
Trump’s “University” was a scam It put Trump once more in a jam Sure, Donald’s reptilian But twenty-five million Makes even rich bastards go “Damn!”
McMaster done sealed his own fate By bad-mouthing Donald’s soul mate Though his words were true Trump gave him the screw Which helps make America great
Trump’s secret is Putin’s paid trolls Their propaganda fooled the polls With Trump’s sneaky lies They tricked the unwise Who still choose to act like assholes
Without any apprehension Trump screwed McCabe out of his pension He never gets tired Of saying “you’re fired” Or increasing national tension
Said Donald, “I just had to try it” So Stormy got paid to be quiet Republicans blamed her Evangelists shamed her Trump did what he does — he denied it
Controlling guns seems a lost cause The NRA writes its own laws Trump plans to do naught ‘Cause his ass is bought It’s an endless parade of last straws
Of Putin no ill has Trump spoken Such words anyway would be token As Trump’s critics know His bluster’s for show Vlad’s end would leave Donald heartbroken
What sort of man needs a parade? Is this moron in the fourth grade? His hour of fun Will cost US a ton It won’t be his money that’s paid
An ass-kissing Fox shill named Hannity Takes pleasure in stroking Trump’s vanity His audience buys Each one of Trump’s lies Thus perpetuating insanity
Not clapping for Trump is now treason A big deal to him for some reason He’s so full of crap Why bother to clap? With luck he’ll be gone by next season
Republicans say we’re unfair For laughing at Donald Trump’s hair That orange cotton candy He thinks looks so dandy Came straight from the New York State Fair
“What sanctions?” Trump asked insincerely “The Russians are our allies, clearly Obama’s just jealous Of me and the fellas ‘Cause we love the Motherland dearly”
Now that the memo’s released And all of the screaming has ceased Those four little pages That seemed so outrageous Have gone from “the worst” to “the least.”
Melania hated her life She didn’t like being Trump’s wife To deal with the man She thought up a plan Involving scotch, roofies and a knife
While styling his coiffure last May Trump wondered if he might be gay So he stuck his thumb Deep into his bum And there it remains to this day
Trump met a young girl named Melania They went out to dine on lasagna He plied her with liquor And told her, “Eat quicker, By seven I plan to be on ya”
One evening while roaming the White House Trump wondered if he had the right house Melania said “Hey, If I had my way We’d live in an Uglegorsk lighthouse”
“My daughter is gorgeous” Trump said “I can’t get her out of my head That tight, sexy body – God damn, she’s a hottie! And one day I’ll get her in bed”
While driving his daughter to school Trump farted and felt like a fool Ivanka said “Dad, It really is bad I’ll just walk from here if that’s cool”
What’s up with Sean Hannity’s hair? Did he mean to put his part there? The way that it’s cut It looks like a butt I bet little kids point and stare
Some leaders like to educate While others just pontificate But ol’ Trump is sly And I’ll tell you why His secret is to obfuscate
Our president promised a wall The neighbors would pay for it all But when it came time To show us the dime All Trump could do was just stall
A well-to-do nitwit named Trump Was a liar, a thief and a chump He said “Yes I’m rich, The son of a bitch, My real name’s actually Drumpf
Keebler Elf Jeffy Sessions Had style that just begged bad impressions In courtroom confusion He copped to collusion Which led to more heartfelt confessions
There once was a VP named Pence Whose passion for God was intense He called his wife “Mother” Had eyes for no other And lacked but one thing: common sense
A filthy rich fat guy named Trump Saw his pageant beginning to slump His beauty queen cried Trump took it in stride And canned her when she became plump
Trump likes to watch hookers go pee pee The sparkle and warmth thrills him deeply Some may think it’s funny To pee pee for money But most people think it’s just creepy
Stress made Devin Nunes get sick Trump told him, “This should do the trick” “Hey wait,” Devin cried “That’s pure cyanide!” “Don’t worry,” Trump said, “It works quick.”
“Those bastards have me in a fix,” Trump whined, “Democrats are all dicks I’m useless, they say ‘Cause I sleep all day Please move your hand faster, Ms Hicks”
Trump’s ass was in trouble, no doubt He prayed to his god “Help me out” But Trump’s god is money (and this part is funny) It turns out that cash has no clout
Republican voters must wonder What sort of a spell are they under? Fox News says Trump’s cool But he’s Putin’s tool Should we have to pay for their blunder?
When Trump was a boy his dad knew He’d grow up to be a prick, too Dad said “Cheat your vendors, Don’t pay back your lenders And know that all women want you”
One morning while thinking up lies Trump got an unpleasant surprise The ones he deceived No longer believed They told him “We hate long goodbyes”
Nunes cried wolf once too often With lies even Trump couldn’t soften So what’s Devin worth While in Leavenworth? Substantially less in his coffin
American presidents vary This new one’s a little bit scary He lies like a rug And steals like a thug You think he’s dishonest? Yes, very.
The world thinks we’re wimpy,” Trump claims “We need yuuuge parades and war games The world’s gotta see We’re tough, just like me Now please finish wiping me, James”
We can’t keep on going this way Our plight seems more desperate each day I think we all know That Trump’s got to go There’s just no time left to delay
Because he was honest and wise, George Washington never told lies But now Trump’s the guy And his lies are why All over the world he’s despised
Trump’s doc says he’s fit as a fiddle But I think he’s fudging a little No doc talks like that Plus Trump’s crazy fat Too fat for a framework that brittle
All of the president’s men Run out of mean tricks now and then Trump chides them, “You jerks, Just go with what works: Investigate Clinton again!”
Trump’s mindless supporters don’t know Their hero’s tough act’s just for show He not only cries When critics crack wise, He pouts when his way things don’t go.
The closer we get to the facts The more freakin’ guilty Trump acts He thinks we’re all dumb And under his thumb I hope that I’m there when he cracks
Trump tries to pretend he’s not nuts His clan plays along for tax cuts And Putin’s web trolls Still act like assholes From far off (cuz they got no guts)
Trump’s guilty of serious crimes A fact that’s been proved many times His fans are insistent: It’s all non-existent “Fake news” as one voice the mob chimes
Trump just can’t be bothered with laws He scoffs the Emoluments Clause Though most folks suspect him The brain dead protect him At most we’ve got probable cause
Kim Jong Un and Trump should be friends Upon them our future depends They both have weird hair But clearly don’t care They’re focussed on how the world ends
Trump’s lawyer makes violent threats A ploy that’s as wrong as it gets He should be on guard He could get disbarred Then Stormy would have no regrets
The Dirty Dennison Gets Impeached.
This show has now fully embraced YouTube. Only a true dank master could do this!
The Dirty Dossier get your tickets now.
Salacious. WOW I am working on a joke with the word salacious
Watch till the very end
Fox news watchers. They still worship Trump and he can do no wrong. Speaking on chat to these nutters, and really they are. They see no bad about Trump, simple choosing not to see the baffoon in front of their eyes. US, you are in serous trouble, before I can understand (not really but still), now you are in serious trouble. Get out and vote, drag people to the voting booth if you have to. It’s really a question of he will win another term, if you don’t. Crush them in the mid terms coming, and it might avert a total disaster. Good luck, and don’t want to be you.
Something else to add to the dirty dossier…
Intimacy – And so … The Dance of Love Begins
As she showered so as to tease her brand new date Building up the excitement by making him wait It made him pace, he was edgy His sweating gave him a wedgie So, tenderly, he called out “let me in to mate!”
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