, and offers suggestions for states seeking to join New Mexico in declaring an official state smell.
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Stephen reviews weather predictions from various North American rodents, looks forward to welcoming Beyoncé to the Ed Sullivan Theater (maybe), and offers suggestions for states seeking to join New Mexico in declaring an official state smell.
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Green Chille is indeed a awesome smell.
ReplyStephen, do more of the States please. You missed Michigan.
Reply41 shows is a world tour? Lol not!
ReplyIs groundhog day that important that Steve spent 8 minutes, more than half his monologue, on notable groundhogs?
ReplyF New York
ReplyYeah get drunk and play with guns. But they’re “responsible gun owners”. That line of defense is so easily countered. Because you’re a “responsible gun owner….until you’re not”. 3 “responsible gun owner’s” accidentally blew themselves away in my conservative back water town over the past 4 years.
ReplyDang, Stephen stopped dying his hair this year. Got a lot of grey going on all of a sudden.
ReplyGood for you. Grow old gracefully but keep your humor young.
pulp settlng
ReplyClimate denial and a ground hog leads.
ReplyOh, Groundhog’s Day’s history is way, way darker than that.
ReplyIt begins with a very, very old Catholic holiday known as Candlemas, when priests would hand out candles to members of their parish to help them get through the darkest parts of Winter. Over time, these parishioners began to suspect that the priests were capable of predicting how much longer Winter would last, because it just so happened that whatever number of candles they gave to a family would last them right up until the early days of Spring. But then new, Protestant settlers began moving to the area, and called out the Catholics on the obvious flaw in their logic: obviously, the parishioners were simply, subconsciously rationing their candles, since the colder and bleaker it was, the less likely you were to stay up reading, and would just go to your nice warm bed instead. It didn’t take long for the Protestants to start finding their own versions of these ‘magic priests’ and the one that stuck was a ‘magic groundhog’ who we all know and love today. So the whole reason we even have this holiday is because of a deep-rooted religious schism.
“Don’t be disingenuous. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a lie to live.”
Replynot that is means anything but good, 6 more weeks might get the southern bc interior some more snow. if we don’t get it its gonna be a long hot and intensely smoke filled summer.
Reply5:19 ……Ya gotta love how the joke evolves into the restaurant scene from “Goodfellas”. “Funny?? Funny how?? How am I funny?? Like a clown?? Like I amuse you??”
ReplyThat last one is a cop-out. If we’re going to be honest, New York’s state aroma is rancid trash bag and pee. While pretty bad, it’s nothing compared to west Oregon’s: white privilege and Lauren Boebert.
Replythe play out…that song from his reverse interview with John Oliver..nice touch
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